CAPTION CONTEST #4 – 1ST bigfatfurrytexan - 2ND AnAbsoluteCreation - 3RD DuneKnight

"When I'm done screwing her I'm gonna screw you!"

"And If I'm elected I promise enough Preparation H for everyones face too."

So whats your favorite position? I mean does vice president sound good to you.

"You're right I think he is gonna try to swallow it whole, get in there now and be prepared to do the heimlich."

Are you Bill Clinton in disguise?

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Hilarious. Thanks for that one.

"Senator Clinton, is it true that you have chosen Axyl Rose to be your 2008 running mate?"

***Senator Clinton thinks*** "Oh my God, I hope that they did not see me and Axyl leaving Victoria Secret last weekend." "Must make up a plan to tell Bill, must text Axyl..."

What d'you mean by "Do I have an oven-chip on my shoulder over war with Iran"?

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"Of course it hurts--it's a taser. Next question?"

Mrs. Clinton, you missed a few spots below your chin when you shaved today.

"After the Latin American food festival, he wants to head for the San Gennaro festival to get the garlic nose vote."

"Laugh all you want, I'M the one with the broad."

"I could have you tased for that bro..."

"Mrs. Clinton.......Mrs. Clinton? Oh my God, she's seized up again. Somebody get that animatronics tech in here now!"

"So, does Bill's choice of Monica reflect his taste in women?"

Edit for Grammar

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"I think we now know what should be placed on the inaugural menu..."

Ms. Clinton, Is it true you were investigated for smuggling Cuban cigars?

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"Pussycat, Pussycat, I looove you....yes, I do!"

Thanks, Mr. Jones...

"CALL OFF THE SNIPER TEAM! Plan B is in play. I repeat, the habanero torta is in play."

"..Thank you ladies and gentlemen, and for my final magic trick tonight, with the help of my glamourous assistant, I will attempt to saw a budget deficit in half"

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