CAPTION CONTEST #4 – 1ST bigfatfurrytexan - 2ND AnAbsoluteCreation

ford2007shelby

posted on Mar, 30 2008 @ 04:29 PM

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"When I'm done screwing her I'm gonna screw you!"

ford2007shelby

posted on Mar, 30 2008 @ 04:36 PM

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"And If I'm elected I promise enough Preparation H for everyones face too."

DuneKnight

posted on Mar, 30 2008 @ 04:41 PM

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Originally posted by Dave Rabbit

So whats your favorite position? I mean does vice president sound good to you.

ford2007shelby

posted on Mar, 30 2008 @ 04:44 PM

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"You're right I think he is gonna try to swallow it whole, get in there now and be prepared to do the heimlich."

DuneKnight

posted on Mar, 30 2008 @ 04:45 PM

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Originally posted by Dave Rabbit

Are you Bill Clinton in disguise?

SteveR

posted on Mar, 30 2008 @ 05:06 PM

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reply to post by ford2007shelby

Hilarious. Thanks for that one.

antar

posted on Mar, 30 2008 @ 05:08 PM

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"Senator Clinton, is it true that you have chosen Axyl Rose to be your 2008 running mate?"

***Senator Clinton thinks*** "Oh my God, I hope that they did not see me and Axyl leaving Victoria Secret last weekend." "Must make up a plan to tell Bill, must text Axyl..."

citizen smith

posted on Mar, 30 2008 @ 05:26 PM

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What d'you mean by "Do I have an oven-chip on my shoulder over war with Iran"?

[edit on 30-3-2008 by citizen smith]

gottago

posted on Mar, 30 2008 @ 07:30 PM

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"Of course it hurts--it's a taser. Next question?"

ProfEmeritus

posted on Mar, 30 2008 @ 07:37 PM

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Mrs. Clinton, you missed a few spots below your chin when you shaved today.

ProfEmeritus

posted on Mar, 30 2008 @ 07:41 PM

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"After the Latin American food festival, he wants to head for the San Gennaro festival to get the garlic nose vote."

ProfEmeritus

posted on Mar, 30 2008 @ 07:44 PM

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"Laugh all you want, I'M the one with the broad."

SystemiK

posted on Mar, 30 2008 @ 08:12 PM

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"I could have you tased for that bro..."

SystemiK

posted on Mar, 30 2008 @ 08:22 PM

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"Mrs. Clinton.......Mrs. Clinton? Oh my God, she's seized up again. Somebody get that animatronics tech in here now!"

MemoryShock

posted on Mar, 30 2008 @ 08:26 PM

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"So, does Bill's choice of Monica reflect his taste in women?"

Edit for Grammar

[edit on 30-3-2008 by MemoryShock]

MemoryShock

posted on Mar, 30 2008 @ 08:29 PM

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"I think we now know what should be placed on the inaugural menu..."

citizen smith

posted on Mar, 30 2008 @ 08:30 PM

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Ms. Clinton, Is it true you were investigated for smuggling Cuban cigars?

[edit on 30-3-2008 by citizen smith]

MemoryShock

posted on Mar, 30 2008 @ 08:34 PM

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"Pussycat, Pussycat, I looove you....yes, I do!"

Thanks, Mr. Jones...

SystemiK

posted on Mar, 30 2008 @ 08:34 PM

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"CALL OFF THE SNIPER TEAM! Plan B is in play. I repeat, the habanero torta is in play."

citizen smith

posted on Mar, 30 2008 @ 08:46 PM

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"..Thank you ladies and gentlemen, and for my final magic trick tonight, with the help of my glamourous assistant, I will attempt to saw a budget deficit in half"

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CAPTION CONTEST #4 – 1ST bigfatfurrytexan - 2ND AnAbsoluteCreation - 3RD DuneKnight