CAPTION CONTEST #4 – 1ST bigfatfurrytexan - 2ND AnAbsoluteCreation - 3RD DuneKnight

AND THE WINNERS ARE.....

bigfatfurrytexan - 1st Place - 25,000 POINTS



"Roger one-niner, this is Agent Squirrel....Barak has bit the weenie. Repeat, Barak has bit the weenie. Over."

AnAbsoluteCreation – 2nd Place - 10,000 POINTS



"We've just gotten word that Reverend Wright has decided to endorse your campaign. How do you respond?"

DuneKnight - 3rd Place - 5,000 POINTS



”So what’s your favorite position? I mean does vice president sound good to you.”


This is the fourth in a series of membership caption contests by the ATS MIX Team. This time, it is about the three front runners for President Of The United States.

There are THREE PHOTOS below. You may submit a caption for ONE PHOTO PER REPLY PLEASE. You will be given caption instructions for each photo below.

The TOP 10 STARRED individual captions by the AboveTopSecret.Com membership will be submitted to The Three Amigos for 1st, 2nd and 3rd place honors. DEADLINE for submissions HERE is MONDAY 04/07/2008.

If You Like A CAPTION, Click On The STAR On The Submission. The TOP 10 Of ALL SUBMISSIONS That Have The MOST STARS, As Selected By The Membership, Will Be Submitted To The AMIGOS For FINAL SELECTION.

The TOP THREE Will Receive Points As Follows:

1st Place - 25,000 ATS/BTS Points (Your Choice)

2nd Place - 10,000 ATS/BTS Points (Your Choice)

3rd Place - 5,000 ATS/BTS Points (Your Choice)

PLEASE REMEMBER THAT SUBMISSIONS MUST BE T & C COMPLIANT!

NOTICE - THIS WILL BE MOD SQUAD MODERATED - NOTICE

1ST PHOTO

Hillary has been asked a question from a reporter. What was the question that has caused her and her staff’s reaction?

2ND PHOTO

Barack is about ready to take a bite of food. There is a Secret Service Agent over his left shoulder. What is the Secret Service Agent about to tell his command post?

3ND PHOTO 3rd Glitch Caught By Spoontoad - 500 ATS POINTS!

John has been asked a question from the audience. He is pointing to that person and responding. What is John saying?

There you have it. Please remember to make ONE ENTRY per REPLY so it is easier for the membership to VOTE by STARRING your entry. Good Luck & Have Fun!

Dave & Johnny

PLEASE REMEMBER THAT SUBMISSIONS MUST BE T & C COMPLIANT!

NOTICE - THIS WILL BE MOD SQUAD MODERATED - NOTICE


[edit on 4/11/2008 by Dave Rabbit]

Reporter: "Senator Clinton do you expect to be shot at by a sniper when we come in to land at Newark Airport?

Originally posted by Dave Rabbit

Ms. Clinton! Ms. Clinton! Is there any truth to the rumors of Monica Lewinsky being your running mate?

Originally posted by Dave Rabbit

Roger one-niner, this is Agent Squirrel....Barak has bit the weenie. Repeat, Barak has bit the weenie. Over.

Originally posted by Dave Rabbit

You know, that is an excellent question. If you would like a demonstration on how i will handle the search for Bin Laden, pull my finger.



[edit on 29-3-2008 by bigfatfurrytexan]

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"So misses Clinton, Do you like cigars?"

"Thank ya sir, I have a $100, do I hear $150, $150, $150"....

I hope there's plenty of beer in the festhall..........
..........................and Gaviscon..........................

*Skull N Bones 1 Come In, He's taken the bait, I repeat, hes taken the bait. His speech is in 20 minutes, how long will the Exlax take to go through his system?*

"Senator Clinton, if elected, will you be using the towels you removed from the White House during your husband's administration, or will your staff be purchasing replacements?"

*I served in Vietnam. What do YOU know about health care?*

[edit on 29-3-2008 by Tenebrous]

*Mrs. Clinton, Mrs Clinton! Can you answer the next question directly, without using empty catch phrases, anecdotes or old stories, or attacking your opponent, or using the word change?*

Originally posted by Dave Rabbit

"You never close your eyes anymore..when I kiss your lips......."

[edit on 29-3-2008 by kleverone]

Originally posted by Dave Rabbit

Reporter: Mrs. Clinton....Can you give us the definition of ethics and please use it in a sentence.

Clinton:....oil can......oil can........

Aid #1: What is she saying?

Aid #2: Why, I think she's saying oil can.......I think she's rusted solid!

"I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT WOMAN!"

[edit on 29-3-2008 by mrwupy]

Here are my entries, glad I saw this...





I moved my other 2 down in the thread to separate them from this one...

[edit on 30-3-2008 by ElectricUncleSam]

"Your country needs you! Buy Dell.... err ohh sorry the Alzheimers is acting up, I meant Vote McCain."

"You've never elected a white woman or a black man, The Democratic party has gone insane.

Who's your daddy?"

[edit on 29-3-2008 by mrwupy]

Agent: "Mexican Vote procured ........nnnnnow."

reply to post by bigfatfurrytexan


Hahahaha!! Nice!!

[edit on 29-3-2008 by 2pakaveli]