CAPTION CONTEST #4 – 1ST bigfatfurrytexan - 2ND AnAbsoluteCreation - 3RD DuneKnight

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Hillary has been asked a question from a reporter. What was the question that has caused her and her staff’s reaction?

" Did you have sexual relations with that man! Miss Clinton "



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Barack is about ready to take a bite of food. There is a Secret Service Agent over his left shoulder. What is the Secret Service Agent about to tell his command post?

" The borrito has been laced with poison I repete Has been laced, Oscer Charlie "


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John has been asked a question from the audience. He is pointing to that person and responding. What is John saying?

" I dont like Dell either I prefure useing my moded Pc that I hand Built Next Question Please! "

Mrs. Clinton, can you state to us your true age please.

reply to post by SE7EN

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Just a friendly reminder,

You need to separate the three captions so each one can be voted on individually, or your entries may be void.

If you can still edit, open up two reply windows and copy and paste the other two into separate windows, then delete from first. If you cannot, then click quote to get your code (to make it easy) to make the two other posts, then I am sure you can have the first one edited for you.


All to be fair

Mrs Clinton, could you pull the '1000 yard stare' expression for the cameras...the one you used in the face of that Kosovan sniper?

Could you explain the meaning behind your unnofficial campaign slogan...

'Read my lips, no more Bush'?






[edit on 31-3-2008 by citizen smith]

Mrs Clinton, Will you be wearing Bill's pants anytime soon?

Senator Clinton, If you become President today would Bill still continue taking Viagra?

"Remember boys if there's trouble don't shout GET DOWN! he might GET UP AND DANCE!"

You have something disgusting hanging out of your nose.

"I guess you really are what you eat"

Senator Clinton, according to Cosmo, "mustard" is so last season! Please give us a few thoughts on that........

I wonder if I should tell him he has "mustard" on his shirt.....

I told you, I don't like "mustard"...

Hilary Where did my cheeseburger go oh-no Obama,s got it
i219.photobucket.com...
Obama mmm lovely Hilary,s cheeseburger
Mcain look he,s getting away stop him someone i want a bite



[edit on 31-3-2008 by paranoidandroid99]

Is it true you posted a hoax thread on ATS about being probed by aliens, when it was really your husband with a cigar?

[edit on 31-3-2008 by citizen smith]

Yes, well spotted Mr.Rabbit, the sign behind me should have read "DULL"

McCain 3rd photo.

Let me tell 'you' something buddy. Viagras been very very good for me.

Hillary.
We did not emanate from pods. They were more like little cabbages.

"You bet your sweet ass that 5 dollar foot long at subway is a sweet deal, me and the team are headed that way soon as we wrap this up!"

Mrs. Clinton, can you and your crew show us your gangsta lean?