CAPTION CONTEST #4 – 1ST bigfatfurrytexan - 2ND AnAbsoluteCreation - 3RD DuneKnight

Number 3

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"Sir we've got some deadly gas in the area. Let's get these people out safely. "

"So Mrs. Clinton, who styles your mullet?"

"Call Agent J, I think we are going to need the flashy thing."

"Mrs. Clinton, what do you think about your daughter Chelsea becoming the first female President in 8 years?"

"Senator Clinton, I’m sure our viewers would like to knew where you purchased that fine piece of jewelry that so handsomely accentuates your turkey Waddle"

"I say Shiite, you say Sunni, 6 of one and a half dozen of the other as far as I am concerned"

"Command, this is operative 03, be advised that we are going to need the super size air-wick with that Zantac"

Was it Senator mustard in the airplane with the Nick Nolte look-a-like?

MonKey

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"Mrs. Clinton, we heard you thought 9/11 was an inside job, any truth to this?"

Above top what dot what? Why don't these people speak English! Next!

"For the last time, that's not chewing tobacco in my cheek!"

Oh for Gods sake! What do you mean the snipers got cold feet.

MonKey

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Photographer: "Senator, would you please do that eye trick again? I just missed it."

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"Repeat, the Senator is choking! Mukasey is about to do the Heimlich! ...What do you mean, is he turning blue?!"

"Yes, I am suprised no one has cuaght the mis-spelling of 3rd above my picture. Dude, you should have got a Dell"

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"Of course this all looks fake as Hell. It's politics."

Senator Clinton, Is there any truth to the rumor that after your skit on Saturday Night Live, you were with Darrell Hammond and he did his Bill imitation all night long?

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Senator Clinton, can you cry for us one last time, do it for America.

[edit on 30-3-2008 by DuneKnight]

Congratulations... you just got applauded for 500 ATS POINTS for an intentional glitch to see if anyone would notice. You are now recognized on the OP.



Dave

[edit on 3/30/2008 by Dave Rabbit]