CAPTION CONTEST #4 – 1ST bigfatfurrytexan - 2ND AnAbsoluteCreation - 3RD DuneKnight

Shut up or I call John Lear !

Don't fool me, you Learologist.

- I repeat : the convicted Learologist is getting wild ! MaydayMaydayMayday !

"Obama is eating a pork sandwich. Status as a Muslim is confirmed negative. How shall we proceed Mrs. Clinton?"

"You'll never find...
No matter where you search...
Someone who loves you,
Like I do."



(for those of you who don't know, that's by Lou Rawls.)

"Mrs. Clinton, your husband is known for 'not inhaling'. With that glassy look in your eye can you right now, in all certainty say the same?"

Senator Clinton, do you learologize by moon or by poles ?


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[This suite was a tearful hommage to Veteran Conspiracy Master John Lear]

Originally posted by Dave Rabbit

Nice catch...... your points are awarded...... there might be, however, a few more intentional glitches that are worth 500 Points to those that have sharp enough eyes..... congrats.

Dave

The first photo should say "Hillary has been asked a question by a reporter", not from.

Just a guess.

So...there I was in a VC prison camp and this guy says to me "could I borrow a finger to push this pocketwatch up my ass...y'know...it's for my grandson...it's a pocketwatch...It's for Christopher Walken for chris'sake.."

You wanna know why my secretary is smiling? ...smell my finger!

Originally posted by AcesInTheHole
The first photo should say "Hillary has been asked a question by a reporter", not from.

Just a guess.

Give the man a CE-GAR and 500 POINTS!

Dave

There is a Secret Service Agent over his left shoulder. What is the Secret Service Agent about to tell his command post?
This reminds me of the movie we watched in the motel last night.

Originally posted by Dave Rabbit
Give the man a CE-GAR and 500 POINTS!

Dave

I believe it should have been "Give the gentleman a CE-GAR and 500 POINTS! "

Do I get 500 points too?

"If elected I take it that Cohiba's are off of the White House menu?"

"That's correct, sir, he's showboating again... he's on Chalupa number 30... he's already secured the 1st place "Sombraro Rojo" ribbon behind me, and the locals are starting to getting upset."

"Hillary. Can you please give me your best impression of a sea turtle walking our of a methadone clinic?"

EDIT: spelling

[edit on 7-4-2008 by Zarniwoop]

"How many "laptops" have I had in my life?"... That is a very rude question, sir... I'll have you know I'm a happily married man and have been faithfull and, I would never..and.. [whispers from aides] Oh... sorry.