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reply posted on 5-4-2008 @ 09:26 AM by Rigel
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Shut up or I call John Lear !
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reply posted on 5-4-2008 @ 10:41 AM by Rigel
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Don't fool me, you Learologist.
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reply posted on 5-4-2008 @ 10:48 AM by Rigel
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- I repeat : the convicted Learologist is getting wild ! MaydayMaydayMayday !
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reply posted on 5-4-2008 @ 11:02 AM by Rasobasi420
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"Obama is eating a pork sandwich. Status as a Muslim is confirmed negative. How shall we proceed Mrs. Clinton?"
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reply posted on 5-4-2008 @ 11:05 AM by Rasobasi420
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"You'll never find...
No matter where you search...
Someone who loves you,
Like I do."
(for those of you who don't know, that's by Lou Rawls.)
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reply posted on 5-4-2008 @ 11:10 AM by Rasobasi420
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"Mrs. Clinton, your husband is known for 'not inhaling'. With that glassy look in your eye can you right now, in all certainty say the same?"
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reply posted on 5-4-2008 @ 11:15 AM by Rigel
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Senator Clinton, do you learologize by moon or by poles ?
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[This suite was a tearful hommage to Veteran Conspiracy Master John Lear]
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reply posted on 5-4-2008 @ 01:31 PM by AcesInTheHole
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The first photo should say "Hillary has been asked a question by a reporter", not from.
Just a guess. 
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reply posted on 5-4-2008 @ 04:04 PM by citizen smith
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So...there I was in a VC prison camp and this guy says to me "could I borrow a finger to push this pocketwatch up my ass...y'know...it's for my
grandson...it's a pocketwatch...It's for Christopher Walken for chris'sake.."
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reply posted on 5-4-2008 @ 04:07 PM by citizen smith
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You wanna know why my secretary is smiling? ...smell my finger!
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reply posted on 5-4-2008 @ 05:25 PM by Dave Rabbit
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 Originally posted by AcesInTheHole
The first photo should say "Hillary has been asked a question by a reporter", not from.
Just a guess. 
Give the man a CE-GAR and 500 POINTS! 
Dave
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reply posted on 5-4-2008 @ 07:16 PM by ford2007shelby
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There is a Secret Service Agent over his left shoulder. What is the Secret Service Agent about to tell his command post?
This reminds me of the movie we watched in the motel last night.
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reply posted on 6-4-2008 @ 12:49 AM by DJMessiah
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Originally posted by Dave Rabbit
Give the man a CE-GAR and 500 POINTS!
Dave
I believe it should have been "Give the gentleman a CE-GAR and 500 POINTS! "
Do I get 500 points too? 
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reply posted on 6-4-2008 @ 12:55 AM by intrepid
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"If elected I take it that Cohiba's are off of the White House menu?"
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reply posted on 7-4-2008 @ 09:21 PM by Zarniwoop
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"That's correct, sir, he's showboating again... he's on Chalupa number 30... he's already secured the 1st place "Sombraro Rojo" ribbon behind
me, and the locals are starting to getting upset."
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reply posted on 7-4-2008 @ 09:36 PM by Zarniwoop
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"Hillary. Can you please give me your best impression of a sea turtle walking our of a methadone clinic?"
EDIT: spelling
[edit on 7-4-2008 by Zarniwoop]
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reply posted on 7-4-2008 @ 09:56 PM by Zarniwoop
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"How many "laptops" have I had in my life?"... That is a very rude question, sir... I'll have you know I'm a happily married man and have been
faithfull and, I would never..and.. [whispers from aides] Oh... sorry.
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