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CAPTION CONTEST #4 – 1ST bigfatfurrytexan - 2ND AnAbsoluteCreation - 3RD DuneKnight


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reply posted on 29-3-2008 @ 09:53 PM by Jenna




"Senator Clinton, can you define the word 'is'?"



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reply posted on 29-3-2008 @ 09:59 PM by Rhain




"Tums check"
"Napkin check"
"Bib! no one told me bib"
"What about the sombreros behind me can we use that cape as a bib?"



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reply posted on 29-3-2008 @ 10:09 PM by beaverg



3ND PHOTO


John has been asked a question from the audience. He is pointing to that person and responding. What is John saying?



"Don't you worry about blank, let me worry about blank."



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reply posted on 29-3-2008 @ 10:16 PM by beaverg




2ND PHOTO


Barack is about ready to take a bite of food. There is a Secret Service Agent over his left shoulder. What is the Secret Service Agent about to tell his command post?


"I can't believe he didn't but hot sauce on that..."



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reply posted on 29-3-2008 @ 10:38 PM by Hal9000



Senator Clinton, Howard Dean is on the line, and it.. it.. sounded like a little girl just screamed into the phone.



"Emergency Protocol "Clean Sweep". Please tell me you guys cleaned up the bathroom after the last incident?



"And if I'm elected president, there will be free Metamucil for everyone."



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reply posted on 29-3-2008 @ 10:54 PM by Txhunter67


OBAMA PHOTO:

"O Gawd....you're right...there ARE beans in that thing! And the damn wind is in my face again".


MCCAIN PHOTO:

"Dude...You're getting a Dell!"



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reply posted on 29-3-2008 @ 11:43 PM by intrepid




"Ms(?) Clinton, would you consider a sex change operation so that you could run as a woman?"



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reply posted on 29-3-2008 @ 11:46 PM by MrsEsterhouse





"Ten-one hundred emergency with the assest. Repeat, ten-one hundred emergency with asset and I'm downwind!"



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reply posted on 29-3-2008 @ 11:47 PM by intrepid




"HEY! Are you that annoying liberal Mac guy from the commercials? You next on my list after Iran."



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reply posted on 30-3-2008 @ 12:11 AM by antar


"The red pill is in the burrito, repeat the red pill is 'in' the burrito!"



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reply posted on 30-3-2008 @ 12:16 AM by MrsEsterhouse




Reporter: "Is it true you were recently seen with Cathy O'Brien and Martha Stewart at Starbucks?"



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reply posted on 30-3-2008 @ 12:22 AM by antar


"Yeah, not so Annomous anymore, are ya Johhny?"



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reply posted on 30-3-2008 @ 12:42 AM by antar


"Senator, would you say that you are a tampax or tipparillo type gal?"


I am sorry Senator...



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reply posted on 30-3-2008 @ 01:35 AM by intrepid




"Control? Tell Bill he won the bet, this guy has no backbone."

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reply posted on 30-3-2008 @ 01:52 AM by Alxandro




"Oh crap, I sure hope there are no beans in that gordita, the freakin' AC just broke down in the limo"



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reply posted on 30-3-2008 @ 02:00 AM by AnAbsoluteCreation


Originally posted by Dave Rabbit





"We've just gotten word that Reverend Wright has decided to endorse your campaign. How do you respond?"

AAC

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reply posted on 30-3-2008 @ 02:05 AM by Alxandro



"Very shiny plane. Yeah, very shiny. Quantas never crashes. I'm an excellent pilot, yeah. Uh-oh fart"



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reply posted on 30-3-2008 @ 02:10 AM by AnAbsoluteCreation


Originally posted by Dave Rabbit





Pull my finger, and I'll answer your question.

AAC

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reply posted on 30-3-2008 @ 02:12 AM by Alxandro



"I don't care if the crooked E in DELL looks like the crooked E from Enron, I'm still not learning how to use a computer."



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reply posted on 30-3-2008 @ 03:34 AM by ElectricUncleSam


Number 2




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