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CAPTION CONTEST #4 – 1ST bigfatfurrytexan - 2ND AnAbsoluteCreation - 3RD DuneKnight

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posted on Mar, 29 2008 @ 09:53 PM
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"Senator Clinton, can you define the word 'is'?"




posted on Mar, 29 2008 @ 09:59 PM
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"Tums check"
"Napkin check"
"Bib! no one told me bib"
"What about the sombreros behind me can we use that cape as a bib?"



posted on Mar, 29 2008 @ 10:09 PM
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3ND PHOTO


John has been asked a question from the audience. He is pointing to that person and responding. What is John saying?



"Don't you worry about blank, let me worry about blank."



posted on Mar, 29 2008 @ 10:16 PM
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2ND PHOTO


Barack is about ready to take a bite of food. There is a Secret Service Agent over his left shoulder. What is the Secret Service Agent about to tell his command post?


"I can't believe he didn't but hot sauce on that..."



posted on Mar, 29 2008 @ 10:38 PM
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Senator Clinton, Howard Dean is on the line, and it.. it.. sounded like a little girl just screamed into the phone.



"Emergency Protocol "Clean Sweep". Please tell me you guys cleaned up the bathroom after the last incident?



"And if I'm elected president, there will be free Metamucil for everyone."



posted on Mar, 29 2008 @ 10:54 PM
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OBAMA PHOTO:

"O Gawd....you're right...there ARE beans in that thing! And the damn wind is in my face again".


MCCAIN PHOTO:

"Dude...You're getting a Dell!"



posted on Mar, 29 2008 @ 11:43 PM
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"Ms(?) Clinton, would you consider a sex change operation so that you could run as a woman?"



posted on Mar, 29 2008 @ 11:46 PM
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"Ten-one hundred emergency with the assest. Repeat, ten-one hundred emergency with asset and I'm downwind!"



posted on Mar, 29 2008 @ 11:47 PM
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"HEY! Are you that annoying liberal Mac guy from the commercials? You next on my list after Iran."



posted on Mar, 30 2008 @ 12:11 AM
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"The red pill is in the burrito, repeat the red pill is 'in' the burrito!"



posted on Mar, 30 2008 @ 12:16 AM
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Reporter: "Is it true you were recently seen with Cathy O'Brien and Martha Stewart at Starbucks?"



posted on Mar, 30 2008 @ 12:22 AM
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"Yeah, not so Annomous anymore, are ya Johhny?"



posted on Mar, 30 2008 @ 12:42 AM
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"Senator, would you say that you are a tampax or tipparillo type gal?"


I am sorry Senator...



posted on Mar, 30 2008 @ 01:35 AM
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"Control? Tell Bill he won the bet, this guy has no backbone."

[edit on 30-3-2008 by intrepid]



posted on Mar, 30 2008 @ 01:52 AM
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"Oh crap, I sure hope there are no beans in that gordita, the freakin' AC just broke down in the limo"



posted on Mar, 30 2008 @ 02:00 AM
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Originally posted by Dave Rabbit




"We've just gotten word that Reverend Wright has decided to endorse your campaign. How do you respond?"

AAC

[edit on 30-3-2008 by AnAbsoluteCreation]



posted on Mar, 30 2008 @ 02:05 AM
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"Very shiny plane. Yeah, very shiny. Quantas never crashes. I'm an excellent pilot, yeah. Uh-oh fart"



posted on Mar, 30 2008 @ 02:10 AM
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Originally posted by Dave Rabbit




Pull my finger, and I'll answer your question.

AAC

[edit on 30-3-2008 by AnAbsoluteCreation]



posted on Mar, 30 2008 @ 02:12 AM
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"I don't care if the crooked E in DELL looks like the crooked E from Enron, I'm still not learning how to use a computer."



posted on Mar, 30 2008 @ 03:34 AM
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