The Shed 21

a reply to: Night Star

You too, have fun!

a reply to: Finspiracy

I like it Fin 👍🏼

it is sooo peaceful. I will lay on my bed and enjoy it

a reply to: Damla

Maybe we can share your bed! I like a peaceful woman laying on a bed.

A boom boom tiss

a reply to: LightSpeedDriver

sure..always *hugs*

originally posted by: LightSpeedDriver
a reply to: Damla

Maybe we can share your bed! I like a peaceful woman laying on a bed.

A boom boom tiss

🤔 I think Damla is only fourteen, Light. 😏

a reply to: Sheye

i am old enough to have slept with gargoyles. and they are friendly you d love them too.

originally posted by: Sheye

originally posted by: LightSpeedDriver
a reply to: Damla

Maybe we can share your bed! I like a peaceful woman laying on a bed.

A boom boom tiss

🤔 I think Damla is only fourteen, Light. 😏

It gets better and better. That leaves more room in the bed for me and if that doesn't work I'll just throw her out of bed. If she's only fourteen the resistance should be minimal and the thump won't be too loud. Win win!

What I'm trying and failing to say is that I am a selfish man in bed. There! I said it.

Once I fall asleep the subconscious takes over and it tells me to turn while holding onto the blanket, sheet, duvet, whatever. Before my bed-partner knows it, it is 3:30 am and they are blanket-less and I am a bug in a 3 times rug. Possibly drooling and probably snoring.

I'm sorry. But only a little. Gotta keep warm!

ETA Being single has its advantages too.

originally posted by: Finspiracy
a reply to: Mike Stivic

Hi man!

Some time ago you invited me to join to the thread which is mentioned in your signature. I read the opening post and i think i will give it a shot. I have put small battle/diss lyrics here once but i am not sure if it is this topic. And there were goofs in it, i had drank too much.

Good that the terms and conditions apply. And of course they have to, everywhere in ATS. I have written rap lyrics in finnish and english. but i really don't want to write any drive-by stuff or glorification of alcohol or drugs. or things that objectify or insult women.

I don't want any of that, it has no honor. But with that being said, rap needs to have some sort of egoism and self praising, especially in battles. Yesterday i tried to wrote something really positive without bragging kind of rap, i found it hard. I think i will abandon that project for now, and try to come up with some rhymes to that topic in your signature.

This is all that i got yesterday. On the positive side, at least i wrote something without the writer's block that leaves me staring at blinking cursor in text editor. On the negative side, it is very short.

Hear the wind blow / Like you, it just wants to go
Flow upon the tallest of mountains / And the fountains of youth
Because the truth / Is something to be found from inside
No need to hide / Or hear later “They lied!”
See the leaves drop from the trees / At ease
Breeze / Will bring you all the remedies
That you ever wished for / And more
Let it cleanse you like never before
Feel the changing season / Sense emotion and reason
Maintain balance / And gratitude
Longitude and latitude

100 stars!

🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟 ( I don't have stars, hope french fries will do!)

It's another day in Shedville. Nothing much going on with me other than continuing to learn that there is no such thing as free charity. Everything cost money.

I've had a couple of dreams about my wife which were good. She called me in last nights dream so it was nice to "hear" her voice after so long.

PM for MIss Night of course.

originally posted by: Damla
a reply to: Sheye

i am old enough to have slept with gargoyles. and they are friendly

you d love them too.

That was funny 😆... I think I’m old enough to be a gargoyle.😏

a reply to: Damla

What a beautiful picture Damla!

Old enough to have slept with gargoyles? Hahaha! That gave me a good laugh!

a reply to: LightSpeedDriver

What is going on in here young man? There will be no sleeping with anyone in the Shed unless it's with a teddy bear, cat, or dog, maybe a mini dragon. Do I have to put you out in the dog house tonight? Take away your rights to the mancave? Hide the booze? What?

a reply to: BugWhisperer

Hiya Bug! Sweet of you to give Fin some French fries.

If anyone wants to give me chocolate instead of stars, that works for me.

How are you sweetie?

a reply to: LookingForABetterLife

Ok Blue, going to check now. Had a very busy day and night.

a reply to: Night Star

Ummm ... no, it's OK.

Too much Harvey Weinstein.


👎

a reply to: Timely

Hey there mate! How are things across the pond?

a reply to: Night Star

Same shirt ... different day.

😎

a reply to: Timely

LOL! I hear ya!