Wish Corruption Game

Granted, but then a mod comes onto the thread and gives everyone a million points each. Since your asleep, you miss out!

I wish I knew what to get my brother for Christmas.

Granted, but you can't afford it.

I wish I knew the name of the song I'm thinking of.

Granted, but the name of the song turns out to be your name and you go insane and ju-, infact, I think everyone knows where I'm going with this one.

I wish it was Christmas..............eveeeeeery da-a-ay!

Bonus points if you know what I'm going on about!

Granted, but everyone goes broke from having to buy presents everyday, so they all make new credit card loans, ruining the economy and world's stability.

I wish I knew every martial art out there.

Granted, but the price of this knowledge is that you, quite literally, turn into a vegetable. And not a tasty one either, one of the 'Veggies of ', such as brocolli, or momatoes.

I wish chat was working again, even though I hardly even go onto it.

[edit on 2-11-2006 by Zanzibar]

Granted, but a glitch in the software bans you from ever seeing it.

I wish this smiley would stop crying.

Granted, but then he starts preaching about the 'Cliff God', which makes everyone insane.

I wish I could once and for all, stop talking about cliffs.

Granted, but then you appear on Jeapordy and can never answer the final winning question:

"A type of flat 'mountain like' peak which rhymes with riff"

I wish Cartman would get his Nintendo Wii.

Granted
but he begins to play it so much he becomes the 3rd confirmed person to die from playing to many video games for to long.


I wish my first acount I registered with so long ago wasnt denied, because I usualy go by "Pshkwa"

I'm afraid thats one going to be too difficult to grant.




I wish I had more time to read.

Granted, but an error in the system gives it to someone else.

I wish I could stop checking this thread and do my math homework before my class starts in 30 minutes.

Granted
but you used all the information you learned on ATS about ufo's to answer all your math questions and your teacher calls an institude to take you away for awhile and get some help.

I wish that I didnt have an entire english unit due by monday.

[edit on 2-11-2006 by pshkwamy]

Granted! You don't have an entire English unit due on Monday, but because of this delay your teacher assigns another one so that you have 2 units due on Tuesday!

I wish I could take a nap

Granted, but you only get to take a nap for a minute before you are forced back to work.

I wish I make the highest grade in my Etymology course.

Granted! But you flunk all your other classes

I wish I could take an hour long nap

SHAZAM


There's your nap.

Unfortunately while you napped, aliens abducted everyone you love and only you could have stopped them but nothing could wake you from your precisely 60 minute nap.


I wish I was cast in a major motion picture.

Granted, but you are in a movie that stars Ben Affleck and J-Lo and the movie bombs and ruins your career.

I wish the aliens didn't take my family away

POOF!


The aliens never took your family away, instead they tortured and vaporised them while you slept while making them cheer "WE LOVE GEORGE BUSH!!!"

I'm so, SO sorry for what they had to go through

Originally posted by JackofBlades
I'm so, SO sorry for what they had to go through

Granted,

You have been granted the emotion and of being "so sorry", but in your being sorry,
others take advantage of it and you die of being 'heart-broken'.

I wish my home was paid off in full

Granted!
But that used up all your money and now you have to wait a month before you can eat again!!
I wish these last three days had been a little different!!!