Wish Corruption Game, page 4

posted on Oct, 30 2006 @ 03:54 PM

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Granted, but you look so much like her that some nut-job kidnaps you, thinking that you are indeed her. Unfortunately, you spend the rest of your life in a big jar.

I wish I could cure world hunger.

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Gear

posted on Oct, 31 2006 @ 01:15 AM

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Wish granted! But as a result everyone in the world becomes obese. And they hate you for it.

Bit of Simpson/Halloween 'trivia'...
I'll make a wish that can't backfire. I wish for a turkey sandwich, on
rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and, AND I don't want any zombie
turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any
other weird surprises.

Burnt Offering

posted on Oct, 31 2006 @ 05:29 AM

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Granted but the turkey is so tough you can barely chew it.

I wish I had another cup of coffee.

semperfortis

posted on Oct, 31 2006 @ 06:00 AM

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Granted...

But...

The coffee you make is so good that Starbucks sues you and takes all your worldly possessions...

I wish I did not have to go to work... LOL

Semper

Guy Fawkes

posted on Oct, 31 2006 @ 09:27 AM

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Originally posted by semperfortis
I wish I did not have to go to work... LOL

Semper

In a freak accedent a cement truck slams into your home... giving you an excuse not to go into work.

I wish for a new bike.

Zanzibar

posted on Oct, 31 2006 @ 09:42 AM

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Granted, but it's an evil bike, and it eats your family.

I wish that bloody HAXXOR clown would bugger off!

chris01621

posted on Oct, 31 2006 @ 12:23 PM

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Um, dont know what happened here!!!

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chris01621

posted on Oct, 31 2006 @ 12:23 PM

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Uhh, keep going, next one down.

I hope this doesn't happen again...

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chris01621

posted on Oct, 31 2006 @ 12:23 PM

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Granted!!!
But many more will come!!!
I wish I could get out of my location!?!

Zanzibar

posted on Oct, 31 2006 @ 12:37 PM

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Granted, but you find out the world outside of your dark box is even darker, you can't see where your going so you walk off a cliff.

I wish I could live somewhere else than Britain!

closettrekkie

posted on Oct, 31 2006 @ 03:31 PM

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Granted! You now live in Iraq and your house was blown up.

I wish I lived in a mansion.

Zanzibar

posted on Oct, 31 2006 @ 04:11 PM

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Granted, but it's a haunted mansion and the ghost if of George Bush. The sheer stupidity of his ramblings cause you to run off a cliff.

Damn, there goes the cliff again!

I wish I could turn into a banana!

Burnt Offering

posted on Oct, 31 2006 @ 04:46 PM

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Granted but then you would be eaten by a monkey.

I wish I owned an Island free from all laws, rules and taxes.

25cents

posted on Nov, 1 2006 @ 05:36 AM

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granted, but it's inhabited by crazed zombie monkeys whose mating call is reminiscent of nails on a chalkboard. and they are constantly mating.

i wish my chemicals were in perfect balance.

Zanzibar

posted on Nov, 1 2006 @ 05:46 AM

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Granted, but your so perfect, you walk off a cliff.

I wish I could grow a money tree!

I did the cliff thing again, didn't I?

Burnt Offering

posted on Nov, 1 2006 @ 05:48 AM

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Granted but then a truck driver falls asleep at the wheel crosses the mdian and wipes you out.

I wish Icould think of another good wish.

25cents

posted on Nov, 1 2006 @ 05:50 AM

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granted, but then zanzibar drops a cliff on you.

i wish nothing bad ever happened to anyone. (beat that suckers)

Zanzibar

posted on Nov, 1 2006 @ 05:55 AM

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Granted, but.............they..........er, fall off a cliff?

I wish I could stop going on about bloody cliffs!

25cents

posted on Nov, 1 2006 @ 05:59 AM

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granted, but in order to do so your fingers are removed with pliers so you can no longer type.

i wish cliffs didn't exist.

Zanzibar

posted on Nov, 1 2006 @ 06:10 AM

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Granted, but then you drive off a cl-.............oh.

I wish I could turn into a small scrap of tissue paper!