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Wish Corruption Game

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posted on Nov, 6 2006 @ 11:32 AM
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Granted but the winning ticket you had just given it to a friend.







I wish I were that friend whom you gave the ticket to.




posted on Nov, 6 2006 @ 01:25 PM
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You are the friend who won the lottery. Unfortunately he contacted the police and said you stole it. After a long, expensive court case, the Judge decides the money should go to charity.


I wish I had a pet monkey that had no diseases, was house trained and good tempered.



posted on Nov, 6 2006 @ 02:59 PM
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Granted!
But he doesn't like you, runs away and joins the circus!!!
I wish there were no cliffs!!!



posted on Nov, 6 2006 @ 04:48 PM
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Granted, but now there's no place for the ocean to go, so the whole world is underwater... nice one


I wish I would find $300 in cash in a wallet by the side of the road.



posted on Nov, 6 2006 @ 04:53 PM
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Granted, but that's the wallet I lost yesterday! As in I did actually loose my wallet yesterday, it had 60 quid in as well.


I wish I could find my wallet!



posted on Nov, 6 2006 @ 05:04 PM
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Granted!!!
But the money has been taken and thee is some vomit in and on it, It was taken by a hobo!!!
I wish we could breath and live on the moon!!



posted on Nov, 6 2006 @ 05:59 PM
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Granted, but then the moon slips out of it's orbit and crashes into the Sun. Then falls off a cliff.

I wish I had Family Guy season 5 right now!



posted on Nov, 6 2006 @ 06:08 PM
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Granted.

However it hasn't even been aired yet and you have the onle "copy" stuck in your brain. The masses of fans are furious and capture you, keep you locked up and through a program funded by Bill Gates they devise a technology from which the images of season can be viewed. Sadly it means extrapolating your brain from your body and hooking you up to a super computer kept in Bill's basement. Once the masses of fans have seen all of season five you (your brain) is no longer required.

Sadly you don't even get any royalties.

I wish I could stop getting electrocuted.



posted on Nov, 6 2006 @ 06:08 PM
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Granted.

However it hasn't even been aired yet and you have the onle "copy" stuck in your brain. The masses of fans are furious and capture you, keep you locked up and through a program funded by Bill Gates they devise a technology from which the images of season can be viewed. Sadly it means extrapolating your brain from your body and hooking you up to a super computer kept in Bill's basement. Once the masses of fans have seen all of season five you (your brain) is no longer required.

Sadly you don't even get any royalties.

I wish I could stop getting electrocuted.



posted on Nov, 6 2006 @ 06:15 PM
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Granted, but then you get ran over by a lawnmower.

I wish I could see the Borat movie tomorrow!



posted on Nov, 6 2006 @ 07:17 PM
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Was that a gas powered mower or a tractor? LMAO

Okay Granted!

However the day before you are to see a special screening of the movie you are involved in a head on crash. You whack your head but survive and regardless of injury you make it to the theatre to see your Borat Movie.

Trouble is you seem to have developed a cognitive dysfunction due to the swelling in your brain and can't UNDERSTAND a word of the movie...you also have developed apraxia and can't even ask what's going on!

So sad.

:bnghd:

I wish my kid would get OFF THE PHONE!...I actually need to make a call...

[edit on 11/6/2006 by justgeneric]



posted on Nov, 6 2006 @ 07:32 PM
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Granted but then he/she/it takes to hard drugs and you are forced to abandon he/she/it in the woods for the wolves to get.

I wish I had a suit of armor!



posted on Nov, 6 2006 @ 07:39 PM
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Granted!

But you get stuck in a freak rainstorm and your suit of armor rusts so badly that you become trapped in and die.

I wish I could talk on the phone without my kid nattering in my ear at the same time.



posted on Nov, 6 2006 @ 07:44 PM
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Granted, but the only person available on the phone is your 8-year-old nephew, who won't say anything at all but won't hang up the phone, either.

I wish I could find a sock without a hole in it.



posted on Nov, 6 2006 @ 10:46 PM
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Granted!

As if it's an early Christmas you awake to find 10 brand new pairs of good quality durable socks!!!! You lucky guy!

Sadly, when you go to get out of bed, you toss your legs over the side and realize you have no feet...

Sorry wishes are tricky business.

I wish advertising was100% truthful.



posted on Nov, 7 2006 @ 12:06 PM
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Gratned you get 100% what you thought you were getting based on the advertisement but it brakes in a month and you can't just go back and get another one, ye have to send it half way around the world for repair which should take about six months.


I wish I knew the answer to all the questions.



posted on Nov, 8 2006 @ 09:43 AM
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Granted!

You now know all the answers to all the questions!

It's too bad though...'cause nobody likes a "know it all". :bash:

I wish I could have thought of something more amusing to type



posted on Nov, 8 2006 @ 11:30 AM
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Granted but then someone would just corrupt it.




I wish I knew who the wizard of oz is.



posted on Nov, 8 2006 @ 01:03 PM
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Granted but then you find out the wizard is really Michael Jackson and cry yourself to sleep


Wish I could stop being a pain to other people :bnghd:



posted on Nov, 8 2006 @ 01:08 PM
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Granted, but in order to accomidate you are now a mute...


I wish I could use the force!



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