You now have crazy lazy eyes...oh wait was that supposed to be laser??? Sorry...you're SOL no refund on corrupted wishes...look on the bright side
(if you can see it now) you'll always have a place in Hollywood as one of those weird friends of the popular guy in those teen movies...or as the
first to die horrifically in B-horror movies (it's always the funny looking ones that bite it first).
I wish extraterrestrial beings would come down and teach me how to play cribbage instead of Texas Hold 'em.
E.T's come down and teach you how to play there version of cribbage, which invovles your small intestine and your spinal cord, it's a complicated
game but they keep you alive long enough to learn how to play...
I wish E.T's would just show them selves to us already...
The ET's finally make their great premier to the world...it's really disappointing though...
Turns out they've been here right in front of us for at least 30 years...hanging out in Las Vagas...you know them as The Flying Elvis's. Wayne
Newton is actually their command leader and William Shatner is their Mascot.
My router died today. I wish I could sue D-link for duress and suffering and win a HUGE settlement! (Damn thing was only four years old and naturally
not under warranty)
with your new powers you decide to rob a bank, will your snooping around in an office a security gaurd comes, you hera him and shift into a coffee pot
full of coffee, he comes in and picks you up to pour some coffee, WHOOPS butterfingers, he drops you and you smash into little pieces and die!!!
I wish I new how write code and makes games and stuff on my PC...
You have been gifted with coding and game creation knowledge and set about creating the greatest game ever imagined! Trouble is you've become
addicted to it so much so that you move back to your mom's house, take over her basement and spend the rest of your natural life stuck in front of
the PC coding and playing and coding playing and coding and playing...
Hey love that pale colour of your skin and the huge circles under your eyes! Nice look!
I wish I could do a PODcast as cool if not cooler than Johnny Anonymous' so my kid would listen to MY PODcasts and not his!!!
(Oh Johnny anonymous is sooooo funny...oh johnny anonymous is sooooo cool...Mom why can't "you" do a PODcast like Johnny
You make a podcast as cool as J,A's and your kids listen to it, but then J,A makes an even cooler more funny and more informative podcast and you
cant top that one, your kidslisten to J,A's podcasts forever... You had your 15 mins and thats all...
I wish I could dance as well as this little dude--->
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