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Wish Corruption Game

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posted on Nov, 1 2006 @ 07:20 AM
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Granted but then your outcome would be very predictable.



I wish I had a Geni in a bottle that actually works.




posted on Nov, 1 2006 @ 07:28 AM
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granted, but he works at making your life miserable.


i wish nightmares were a thing of the past.



posted on Nov, 1 2006 @ 09:12 AM
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Granted, but they are now a thing of the future! A future that is so horrifying and cliff-less that you faint. Then fall off a stool.

I wish that I had a bazzillionmajillion pounds.



posted on Nov, 1 2006 @ 09:20 AM
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Granted, your house instantly fills up with money crushing you and your home, while making your neighbors rich.

I wish I could wish for world peace without any bad effects occuring because of my wish!



posted on Nov, 1 2006 @ 09:24 AM
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Granted, but the world is so peaceful, it falls off a cliff.

Damn it! That's the last one I swear!

I wish I could eat woodlice!



posted on Nov, 1 2006 @ 09:33 AM
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Granted. You eat so many that they are now extict, making the world hate you forever for killing off rolly pollies.

I wish I knew what to wish for.



posted on Nov, 1 2006 @ 09:36 AM
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Granted, but your wish involves cliffs, which makes me go insane, which in turn makes everyone else kill you and me.

I wish I could go to Mars.



posted on Nov, 1 2006 @ 09:49 AM
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Granted, but there are no more cliffs left on mars, because someone wished it earlier, so you die of boredom.

I wish there were no more cliffs left on mars.



posted on Nov, 1 2006 @ 12:34 PM
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Granted, but without cliffs, the planet has almost no friction and careers into the Sun, causing the cliffs on Earth to .


I wish I could have my own UFO!



posted on Nov, 1 2006 @ 01:05 PM
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Granted, but you crash on Mars and find out all the cliffs are gone so you kill yourself.

I wish I had an ice cream cone



posted on Nov, 1 2006 @ 01:12 PM
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Granted, but it's only the cone, no ice-cream!

I wish I had a lamb doner kebab dripping with mayo in front of me!



posted on Nov, 1 2006 @ 03:17 PM
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Granted, but you're just standing outside a resturaunt window, broke and watching someone else eat it.


I wish that I made all A's in my semester's courses this semester.



posted on Nov, 1 2006 @ 04:01 PM
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GRANTED:

But the InterDistricts Computor Network has a malicous virus thereby corrupting all schools computer information. The school system in it's attempt to kill the virus had to reformat all harddrives.. forcing you (and all other students) to redo the whole semester over again..

I wish there was no Internet spam...



posted on Nov, 1 2006 @ 04:22 PM
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Granted, but then the spam is forced down our throats off the internet. I'm talking cliff2cliff spamming here!

I wish I could be bothered to go to bed!



posted on Nov, 1 2006 @ 04:31 PM
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Granted, you're extremely tired, but you mysteriously find yourself at the bottom of the cliff, with your bed at the top.

I wish I found the perfect woman.



posted on Nov, 1 2006 @ 08:56 PM
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Granted!

You find the perfect woman but she's TOO perfect...every man wants her and in the frenzy you get pushed off a cliff.

I wish I could thank whoever gave me all the BTS points mysteriously



posted on Nov, 1 2006 @ 08:59 PM
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Originally posted by justgeneric
Granted!

You find the perfect woman but she's TOO perfect...every man wants her and in the frenzy you get pushed off a cliff.

I wish I could thank whoever gave me all the BTS points mysteriously


Granted, saddly In the process of thanking them they suddenly exploded.

I wish I owned the entire internet.



posted on Nov, 1 2006 @ 09:04 PM
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Granted!

However due to the ever increasing greed and lawlessness of the current administration your "assets" are seized, broken into sizable chunks and sold off to the highest bidders...all you get is a T-Shirt that reads "Screwed by Bush"/

I wish I could eat chocolate



posted on Nov, 2 2006 @ 03:00 AM
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Granted, but then you become allergic to air. You die horribly. Even sadder, it's not a cliff related death either.

I wish I could have a pet monkey.



posted on Nov, 2 2006 @ 03:13 AM
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Wish Granted. But it has the Ebola Virus and it bites you.


I wish that I owned the rights to the "happy birthday" song.




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