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Wish Corruption Game

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posted on Oct, 28 2006 @ 05:34 AM
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GRANTED:

But all the iron workers are really upset with you and start rioting in the streets, you are
placed into protective custody with a special tinfoil hat inhibitor that prevents you from
being to melt anything except your own memories.

I wish I could speak every language in the world...




posted on Oct, 28 2006 @ 06:53 AM
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"tough one"

Granted....

but...

You develop severe Dyslexia and can only speak backwards. The other countries that have hired you to translate get so upset, they sew your lips together and send you to a deserted island.

I wish I could play the piano...

Semper



posted on Oct, 28 2006 @ 07:34 AM
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Granted, but you only know how to play those little kids ones and you get laughed at.

I wish I could go to the moon!



posted on Oct, 28 2006 @ 07:36 AM
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Granted..

But...

You discover it really is made of cheese and you're Lactose Intolerant....

I wish I owned the entire State of West Virginia...

Semper



posted on Oct, 28 2006 @ 08:29 AM
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Granted, but a freak earthquake makes it sink into the sea.

I wish I had an ATS t-shirt!



posted on Oct, 28 2006 @ 12:31 PM
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Granted!
But when it is sent through the post it is 4 sizes to small and you decide to give it to the kids next door!!!!!!!!!
I wish Pepperslappy the O.P decided to join in on his thread!!!



posted on Oct, 28 2006 @ 12:45 PM
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Granted, but then the thread gets locked!

I wish I could order a pizza!



posted on Oct, 28 2006 @ 12:59 PM
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Granted.

But after the pizza guy leaves you open the box to discover a ransom note:

"Pepperslappy has been kidnapped by a horde of angry wishers who's wishes have all been corrupted...you have 24 hours to set things right or the Pepperslappy man dies"

I wish I could type without looking at the keys.

[edit on 10/28/2006 by justgeneric]



posted on Oct, 28 2006 @ 03:27 PM
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Granted!!
But you just type alot of jibberish, dfihl flfh efh f lwkehj lan...
I wish the sky was a nice shade of purple!!!



posted on Oct, 28 2006 @ 04:49 PM
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Granted, but the purple is caused by a new weapon that eradicates all life on Earth.

I wish I could control the elements!



posted on Oct, 29 2006 @ 09:52 AM
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Granted...

But...

You make a mistake at the subatomic level and destroy the entire universe..

I wish I could meet God..

Semper



posted on Oct, 29 2006 @ 12:24 PM
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GRANTED:

But he looks just like your ol' marine drill sargent and you go crazy thinking about it.

I wish I could make the perfect forum post.



posted on Oct, 29 2006 @ 01:00 PM
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Granted, but it's so perfect, it has sentience. With this new feeling, the post takes over the internet, eventually gaining access to all the nuclear missile silos on the planet. We all die.

I wish I could have the knowledge of everyone on the planet.



posted on Oct, 29 2006 @ 03:34 PM
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Granted!
But you gain too much knowledge, and your brain becomes useless beacuse it cant handle the pressure!
I wish I could walk through walls!



posted on Oct, 29 2006 @ 03:39 PM
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Granted, but you walk through a wall, not realising there's a cliff on the other side.

Jeex, what is it with me and cliffs?

I wish I could time travel.



posted on Oct, 29 2006 @ 07:54 PM
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granted!
but you travel too far into the past, and are brutally eaten by a dinosaur.
I wish i could paint my nails without getting the poilsh on my fingertips.



posted on Oct, 29 2006 @ 08:15 PM
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granted.

You invent the perfect nail polishing system but the evil aesthetician at the local beauty salon become insane with jealousy and breaks in to your house and kills you in your sleep.

I wish I wasn't allergic to wheat.



posted on Oct, 29 2006 @ 08:21 PM
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Granted. But now your are allergic to every other food. Spending the rest of your life eating wheat based products.

I wish I had a PS3 right now.



posted on Oct, 30 2006 @ 06:22 AM
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Granted, but you realise that it's so bad, with so few games, that you sell it and buy a 360 instead.

I wish I had Halo 3 right now!



posted on Oct, 30 2006 @ 01:59 PM
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Granted! But you end up loving it so much that you become addicted and play for days on end without any sleep and end up looking like your avatar!

I wish I could look like Angelina Jolie



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