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Wish Corruption Game

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posted on Nov, 2 2006 @ 03:26 AM
granted, but then you realize that it's public domain

i wish i could sleep like a real person

posted on Nov, 2 2006 @ 03:41 AM
granted but you never wake up and they put you on a drip feed for the rest of you natural lfe

i wish i could live in australia

posted on Nov, 2 2006 @ 03:46 AM
Wish Granted! But you never get used to the TimeZone difference and end up with 25cents' sleeping problems.

I wish it was Halloween every month

posted on Nov, 2 2006 @ 03:47 AM
granted, but you're constantly victimized by bag snatchers.

i wish i was dead (HA! try and beat me now!)

[edit on 2-11-2006 by 25cents]

posted on Nov, 2 2006 @ 03:50 AM
granted but you are sent straight to hell and tortured for all time

i wish i was in heaven

posted on Nov, 2 2006 @ 03:53 AM
granted, but then you find out the bible was all backwards and i'm basking in pools of radiance surrounded by beautiful women while YOU burn in agony.

i wish i had a hammer.

posted on Nov, 2 2006 @ 03:59 AM
granted but when you go to use it the head flys off and severly disfigures your face and you are shunned by all the beautiful people

i wish i had a real life

[edit on 2-11-2006 by cobber]

posted on Nov, 2 2006 @ 04:28 AM
Wish Granted, But you always have to wear a disguise
and call yourself Mr Bobo.

I wish I knew who this so-called 'Grant' is.

(ie: Wish Granted)

posted on Nov, 2 2006 @ 04:32 AM
granted he is from eastenders grant mitchell and he is a loon

i wish i could win the euro lotto on friday

posted on Nov, 2 2006 @ 04:42 AM
Wish Granted. But the government financial department makes a mistake and you end up having to pay 200% tax on it.

I wish that I didn't have to pay taxes.

posted on Nov, 2 2006 @ 05:34 AM
Granted, but without taxes, the economy crashes. Out of sheer desperation, the government introduces marshal law and everyone on the streets gets shot.

I wish I was the President of Luxemburg!

posted on Nov, 2 2006 @ 05:42 AM

But surprisingly a "cliff overhang" crashes down on the presidential palace which the
nation takes as a bad omen and your presidency quickly is overun by superstitous German radicals.

I wish everyone was at peace in their hearts...

posted on Nov, 2 2006 @ 05:44 AM
Granted, but with people at peace, the monkeys easily take over and enforce a cliff ban!

I wish I could make the perfect thread!

posted on Nov, 2 2006 @ 06:30 AM
Granted, but it takes you so long to make that you die of old age before recieving the first reply.

I wish I could have a cool super power.

posted on Nov, 2 2006 @ 06:39 AM
Granted, but it's the power to implode your own head, which may not seem cool to you, but to is.

I wish I could be hailed as a god!

posted on Nov, 2 2006 @ 06:59 AM
Granted, but only your mom listens to you and everyone else thinks you're crazy, so you die old and miserable with no cool god-like powers, after living in your mom's basement while playing Dungeons and Dragons with your imaginary friend who also happens to be your wife.

I wish I could predict the future at will, with 100% accuracy, and in any time span I want, and do this as often as I want with no reprocussions.

[edit on 2-11-2006 by DJMessiah]

posted on Nov, 2 2006 @ 07:05 AM
Granted but the future depresses you so much that you die of depression.

I wish I was a highly sought after computer expert of some sort.

posted on Nov, 2 2006 @ 07:07 AM
Granted, but then your arms fall off. No after remark this time either, they just drop off.

I wish I could meet Bigfoot.

posted on Nov, 2 2006 @ 07:08 AM
Burnt Offering: Granted, but you're forced to work at the Geek Squad at Best Buy for the rest of you life.

Zanzibar: Granted, but the female big foot likes you so much that it kidnaps you and forces you to live with it and procreate with it.

I wish I could find a diamond the size of a car growing in my backyard.

[edit on 2-11-2006 by DJMessiah]

posted on Nov, 2 2006 @ 07:16 AM

However, minutes later a HUGE diamond deposit is found under the earths topsoil and the value of diamond drops to $0.2 per kilo.

I wish I had gone to bed an hour ago

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