So when does the chit-chat start? Right now!

Natalie Wood....that's a very good avatar choice! Nice eyes!!

...air kiss E_B...Sorry to hear about your unfortunate accidents
...air kiss dg...Dear, you look just like Natalie this evening!
...air kiss Jen...We must get together for breakfast again soon. I know how much you love to start drinking early.
...air kiss Whaaa...Dear, you are soooo talented and amazing.

...where was I...oh, yes...I was riding home aboard the camel after the Halloween party, still wearing my ghost costume sheet, when I heard a voice yell, "Hey, look at that camel with the two humps!"
I thought, "Thash preposhterous! My camel only haz one hump!"
Then the voice screamed, "Oh my God, one of the humps is falling off!"
Next thing I know, it's sunrise, and I'm drinking in the fresh morning air of Mrs. Bishop's garden.
As my good fortune would have it, her lambs ears made a soft cushion for me. I felt badly for the poor beasts, however, since proper introductions were not made when I dropped in on them so unexpectedly.

Are we dressing up like Pilgrims for the LN Thanksgiving buffet? Speaking of dressing, the LN Wild Turkey Shoot will be held before dinner this year. If Jen and Titan can find the cartons of empty Wild Turkey bottles in the storeroom, we'll load the specially designed trap with them.

Hey dgtempe.....

What kind of wood doesn't float??

Let me guess:

Natalie Wood.:shk:

Hey everyone, E_B has just announced his candidacy for President of the United States!!!!

Break out the bunting and the booze. This makes me just pleased as punch to continue to be an American. Just when we thought all was lost;
a shining star has appeared in the heavens. I'm so happy I just peed a little in my pants. I shall wear the stain proudly in honor of E_B.

I just hope that this is serious and not some lame ass parody.

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I'm so happy I just peed a little in my pants.

This statement brought a tear to me one brown eye it did. Thank you so much for the kind words whaaa!! The fact that you would walk around wet and stained makes me proud and makes me truly feel I am doing the right thing?

Am I serious? Of course I am!!

Now there's something new!

I didnt think guys peed in their pants when they laughed.

What about when you cough?

I thought that was a woman thingy.

Originally posted by dgtempe


I didnt think guys peed in their pants when they laughed.

What about when you cough?

I thought that was a woman thingy.

I think it was my feminine side that peeed.

That is so funny!!! That is so funny!!!



E_B, if elected, will Spiny Norman have a place in your administration?

Desert...hello there. Of course there will be a place for Spiny Norman. He will he presidential pet/mascot/???

dg.....smashing picture of Natalie!!

I just peed in my pants so I can fit in. Peeing in your pants is COOL! Just ask Billy Madison. It's funny, but my wife is a sneeze pee-er.......Happens all the time!

Bartender....I'll have a Coke, and since I can't have alcohol, put it in a dirty glass!!

What has become of all my dear friends?

12 days with no get togethers. Must be that time of year! I guess I'll just sit here and drink alone I might even talk to myself.

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No Jen, I'm here, I was jus sleepin. Sometimes my medicine just kicks my ass and I gotta get a little shut eye. Honest I wasn't ignoring you.
I wuz jus sleepin.

Everybody will be here soon, you just wait and see. Desert just went down to the 7/11 to get some....I forgot...maybe crackers, or somethin
like that. Maybe bandaids...I can't remember...

E_B is pretty busy with his campain and studying ways to spend our money but it will be worth it to have his care and guidance.

The rest of the bunch...whew...wow....I'm still a little foggy...

Oh look, there is my guitar signed by my friends, Gov. Bill Richardson and Willie Nelson, Keefe.

This is my latest.....

The first cold front came through Indian Summer
and blew the Autumn foliage show away
along with the drunks, addicts, crooks
and weaker regulars from the park
Help the Vet
who had been sleeping on the sidewalk
by the drugstore that sells the dreams
has had to leave for warmer climes I wonder if he drank another bottle of that stuff
oh hed be warm enough for a little while
in the southern california of its first gold rush

chorus

November wind carries Xmas
with the empty box of dreams
thumb out on the interstate
west, west, west south by southwest

Oh whaaa!!! *claps hands wildly* That was wonderful. Oh look...now I have rosey palms just like the rest of you guys I haven't clapped that hard in years.

I'm so glad you came in today! It was so boring in here by myself. Tomorrow night? I'm getting in the festive spirit, I think I'll join you and sing some Christmas stuff. Maybe I'll sing "Baby it's cold outside" That should be a duet, any takers?

I'll take a Bailey's coffee..it really is cold outside!

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Can i be your intern? There's so much i need to learn!!!

(I dont know why i'm so frisky today)

I heard you have a good stash of cuban cigars....is that true DG?

While your waiting..to intern for EB...how about you sing with me...

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reply to post by jensouth31
OK, what do we sing?

An Alvin and the Chipmonks tune? That would be lovely, my dear!!!
I feel better now.



Tabacos Cubanos Se Venden Aqui.

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¿Y cuál el infierno es Aqui? ¿Es una ciudad?

Alvin and the chipmunks! I used to love those silly little song. I can't get my voice to sound like that though...maybe a few drinks will do the trick

A few drinks sure makes me trigger happy! Oops

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Originally posted by jensouth31
A few drinks sure makes me trigger happy!

Yeah, me too!


Anyway, I haven't been around lately to do any inventory or anything, I'm just betting we are getting low on just about everything. Perhaps sometime soon I'll be here when everyone else is. I've been real busy with that RL stuff lately. The only time I actually have on ATS anymore is at work!



Hope all goes well with your Duet, jen!

EB, good luck with your campaign

dg, careful being the intern.........I think he may want to teach you a thing or two! (and I don't mean about politics)






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