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So when does the chit-chat start? Right now!

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posted on Sep, 12 2007 @ 09:29 AM
Great choice of flavors Desert! But I think we should forgo the tag team , the speedos and just improvize. Sort of a flavored modern jazz contact sport kind of deal. Just the thing for LN. I'll get the kiddie pool.

posted on Sep, 12 2007 @ 10:21 PM
How positively prescient of you, Whaaa! Of course, we must have the flavored modern jazz contact sport! Afterall, this place is a classy joint.

But how did you find out that I hold a Gold Medal in that event? Why, I'd even played before the Queen Mum at Buckingham Palace, command performance. She really got into that sport, God bless her soul.

I hadn't planned on coming out of retirement for the 2008 Olympics, but maybe after the playful match here...

Oh, a tip for Beijing. The Chinese and the German teams will be the ones to watch. Spectacular balance, powerful yet graceful moves. The Chinese are working on some new smooth moves.

No steroids for performance enhancement in this sport! In fact, it is not only permissible but highly recommended that one indulge like this right up until one enters the pit
or kiddie pool in this case

Bon temps!

posted on Sep, 27 2007 @ 11:04 AM
It's time to start thinking about Oktoberfest Beer and Brat's... Yum!
Let's meet for Happy Hour and plan the big event.

BTW...I got some good video footage of that kiddy pool party! "Someone" is never, EVER going to live that one down

posted on Sep, 27 2007 @ 12:34 PM
Yum, indeed Jen,

Maybe we can decorate LN up like Wisconsin. October will be here before we know it. I can feel that wonderful crispness in the morning air with the smell of fireplaces burning all the summer collection of silly stuff we really didn't want to buy in the first place, like Chinese sandals that blew out in 10 min. Fake tanning creme that made you look all splotchy. Sunglasses that may have crossed your eyes enough that you may require surgery.

And Jen, I did check out your harvest Moon and for some reason it reminded me that I need to renew my Cialis prescription. What a wonderful time of the year Autumn is; topping off the antifreeze in the Honda, calling the heating and plumbing guy to fix the thermostat that went south last spring, the smell of vegetables rotting in the garden that never got harvested, the squeal of varmits fighting over the rotten vegetables in the garden. Your drunk neighbor singing the Cowboy's fight song till 2 am. 24/7 beer commercials on TV, Your girl friend letting you come home for a couple nites; if you promise to drain the swamp cooler.
Yes, truly a time of THANKSGIVING!!!!!

Ah yes.................

posted on Sep, 27 2007 @ 12:44 PM
I hope you mean tomorrow night for the meeting! I've got a graduation to go to tonight!! That and Saturday, I sort of have a party to go to. But I should be here tomorrow, if anyone else will be here.

[size=20]Oktoberfest!!! Party time!


posted on Sep, 27 2007 @ 04:34 PM

Originally posted by secret titan
I hope you mean tomorrow night for the meeting!

Of course I mean tomorrow night!
I'm going out with the girls from work tonight I bet Chrissy gets really drunk again, and we'll have to take her keys away and drive her home....just like last time! Oh that reminds me of that song.... It's a girls night out...honey there aint no doubt.... Maybe I'll sing that song Friday night for karaoke...hmmm?

Whaaa....are cialis pills big a huge like the moon was? Did you remember to drain the swamp cooler?

Desert....want to go out with the girls tonight?

posted on Sep, 27 2007 @ 08:30 PM
...that kiddy pool party video looks like LN Gone Wild!!! Certainly it's fake! Please, tell me that's not...
I need a drink:shk: Be right with ya, Jen! Thanks for the invite.

Whaaa's pean to Autumn...
...good stuff...

Sorry. Can't make the Oktoberfest planning meeting. Post the minutes here, so I'll know what's going on.
Got your lederhosen ready, Secret? Last year I sorta "fell out" of my dirndl. I bent over to place the steins on the table, and, oopsy, out they fell! ...Hope THAT'S not on Jen's video!

OK, gotta sing this one...

Ein Prosit, Ein Prosit, der gemiitlichkeit
Ein Prosit, Ein Prosit, der gemiitlichkeit
Eins, zwer, Dreif g'suffa!
Zicke, zacke, zicke, zacke, hoi, hoi, hoi,
Zicke, zacke, zicke, zacke, hoi, hoi, hoi,

posted on Sep, 27 2007 @ 11:30 PM

Originally posted by desert
I bent over to place the steins on the table, and, oopsy, out they fell!

I can relate to that my dear!
It's all in the bra hun..all in the bra!!

Are ya sure you can't make the meeting desert? Maybe we should plan on another night? We can't plan Oktoberfest without ya love

posted on Oct, 11 2007 @ 08:59 PM
Ja, ja, ja...Ich bin ein Berliner hahaha...
Got here fast today. In honor of Oktoberfest, the street out front has been turned into an autobahn Doin' 120mph in front of KMart, and no cop could stop me

Well, looks like Jen and Titan have put lots of kegs of good German beer in the cooler. Jeeves, the Ubertap, please!

Guess Oktoberfest has started

Jeeves, more pretzels!

posted on Oct, 12 2007 @ 01:07 PM
Yes, we've been so busy with kegs, but you know how much fun Titan and I have back in the storeroom
It takes a lot of kegs to open up 14 beer halls, and we got the good stuff too
Paulaner, Löwenbräu and Spaten...just to name a few.

My these brats are delicious! Who ordered these. Yum!

posted on Oct, 16 2007 @ 11:52 AM
I thought I told you what happens in the storeroom stays in the storeroom!

The brats weren't ordered, I've been grilling them nonstop since the beginning of the month. I should stop grilling soon, it's not good to cook while

posted on Oct, 16 2007 @ 03:46 PM
Titan!! Of course what happens in the store room stays in the store room
Now, we can't have that can we? People would see how crafty we are at rearranging stuff, and making it all fit
It's Top Secret....NO! It's Above Top Secret!

posted on Oct, 26 2007 @ 09:26 AM
...buuurrrrrp.....brrrruuuup....another Oktoberfest put to bed...

Hmmmmm, speaking of such things...sorry, Jen, but what happens in the store room, stays on the ole security video...
...right here in my right may put a few bills in my left pocket or pay my tab here...

Well, tonight's karaoke will feature holiday themed music like Monster Mash, sung against a backdrop of spooky, scary sounds...No, you guys, not the belching and farting that is a common ocurrence here!...that stuff is funny...and, no, Titan, we're not going to play sounds from the Haunted Whore House...

OK, so everybody don a costume!

posted on Oct, 26 2007 @ 09:34 AM
Arrrggg, me be the pirate again, wit de ole peg leg.

No wait, can I dress up like a fudgecicle.

Strange imagery isn't it.....?

posted on Oct, 26 2007 @ 09:43 AM

Originally posted by desert
...and, no, Titan, we're not going to play sounds from the Haunted Whore House...

How did you find out about that!?
A guy makes one wrong turn and it haunts him for the rest of his life!

Speaking of haunting, I think I heard some noise in the store rum....I mean room! Better check it out!

I think my Jason costume should scare the possible intruder away.

posted on Oct, 26 2007 @ 11:04 AM
*screams* Oh Titan!!! You liked to of scared the bejesus right out of me!! I was just in here hiding the rum from you....I think you've had to much :w:

No, I'm am not a spook in the store room!! That just proves you've had too much
Run along

Now what to sing tonight...what to sing?

posted on Oct, 26 2007 @ 02:02 PM
I prepared my song sometime ago in anticipation of this exciting majic moment.

When the roundheaded boy goes out tonite
make sure his shoelaces are tied
and don't offer him no whiskey
or take him for a ride

On your green motorscooter
with the bumpersticker that says "Think"
and the keychain with the shrunken head
don't push him to the brink

Of madness and insanity
on all hallows eve
might be messin with bad mojo
tucked up in your sleeve

along with that baggie
of peach pits, morning glory seeds
and pictures of the hanging man
fondly known as "Torgue King"

I can hear your questions, "why didn't he rhyme with "seeds"
The simple answer is "I didn't feel like it, this time, but I might next time, we'll see"

[edit on 26-10-2007 by whaaa]

posted on Oct, 26 2007 @ 10:05 PM
Well, hello, Whaaa. Is that a peg leg in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

posted on Oct, 26 2007 @ 11:52 PM
Of course I'm glad to see you desert, peg leg or no peg leg.

Did you like my song? Feel free to join in with a verse of your own.
Rhyming isn't mandatory. Free style is fine with me.

posted on Oct, 27 2007 @ 09:45 AM
:w: A duet, Whaaa...:w:

When the roundheaded boy comes to your door
Let him howl at the moon
Don't give him no more
Cause' he'll be back at noon

Thash good, Whaaaaaa, really, really good :w:

Hey, Titan...I found that cd at your ebay store, Secret Titan's Secret Store of Secret Scary Sounds. MrD bought the dvd, but I just wanted something scary to play at LN. I guess I misspelled "horror", or ebay thought I meant something else.
Anyway, I couldn't hear the evp clearly over the moaning, groaning, chain rattling, and whip snapping. In fact, your female assistant kept saying over and over, "Who's the bad boy?", but I couldn't understand the reply. Kinda sounded like someone's voice from LN, but maybe you need to have a little better production quality evp when you visit these haunted houses.
Oh, MrD is asking me to ask you if those orbs you photographed were really as big as they seem.

Jen, dear, the fangs are great! All the better for eating the LN Halloween buffet. I don't mean to be rude, but weren't your eyes red last weekend, too?

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