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posted on Aug, 4 2007 @ 01:40 PM
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Alright you lilly livered landlubbers! Looks like nobody else wants to start out with a song, so allow me!

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot
Drink up me hearties, yo ho

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.

We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
Maraud and embezzle and even high-jack
Drink up me hearties, yo ho

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.

We kindle and char, inflame and ignite.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We burn up the city, we're really a fright
Drink up me hearties, yo ho

We're rascals, scoundrels, villians, and knaves
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs
Drink up me hearties, yo ho

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me

We're beggars and blighters and ne'er do-well cads
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads
Drink up me hearties, yo ho


Aye, this rum be going down like like a ship to davy jones' locker.




posted on Aug, 4 2007 @ 07:52 PM
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Not singing tonight titan....I showed up stickly for the pirate games


Yells...
Oh Whaaa? Where are you? How do you like my girly pirate suit?



posted on Aug, 6 2007 @ 10:33 PM
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Aaccckkkk...I am so sorry everyone!...after a night of singing yo ho, yo ho and carousing with rum, I find that I must have mistaken both the bar and the buffet table for a plank!

I have a bar napkin between the toes on my right foot...and some green jello between the toes on my left foot...how embarrassing...now I need more rum to forget the entire episode...:w:



posted on Aug, 23 2007 @ 11:26 AM
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Land sakes it's been ages since I stopped in here for a visit. Does anyone know if Desert has fully recovered from her plank walking endeavor? I think we should have one last Big Bash to put an end to summer. I must say I'm looking forward to our Christmas Party, and New Years!! I'll have to get Titan to help me take a count of the stock in the back
we should start stocking up and prepping at once! Don't forget karaoke tomorrow



posted on Aug, 23 2007 @ 07:59 PM
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Originally posted by jensouth31
I think we should have one last Big Bash to put an end to summer.


I agree, I've been wanting to :w: lately. Who's in?


I'll have to get Titan to help me take a count of the stock in the back
we should start stocking up and prepping at once!



Anytime jen!

I will take requests from the first person tomorrow. Anyone have a song they want me to sing?



posted on Aug, 24 2007 @ 09:15 AM
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Dang! I never seem to make contact with Jen and Titan. How much stock does LN have in the store room??

Oh! Here are some notes. Let's see...from Jen...ok...reply...I just couldn't walk in here with a green, stained left foot. Does the green jello we use come from China, by any chance??

Next note...Titan...oh, good!...what a voice...Ok...Seven Spanish Angels by Willie Nelson...and...and...Midnight Rambler by the Stones. Yes, I'ld love to hear them.

Hey!!...oh, boy!...the poster by the door announces Three Day Bash To Put An End To Summer...next weekend...fine print reads Thong Wearers (Men as well as Women!) Please Use Towel When Sitting On Barstool...

Jeeves, my usual, please.
:w:



posted on Aug, 24 2007 @ 10:49 AM
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What is with these "towel" rules for thong wearers? Do you have any idea how hard it's going to be to find a thong and towel combo that is color coordinating? Oh heck, I'll just wear a sarong instead.

So you wants to see how much stock is in the back room do you Desert?
Desert, you don't remember being back there at the Pirate party do you? Shhhh Titan don't tell her. Ummmmm... because of that night, the supply of rum has become sorely diminished! *Note to self* Order more rum! Oh! By the way....you did walk in there with a green, stained ... left foot, and I'm pretty sure you had napkin between your toes on the other foot. It's just one of the things you don't remember about that night


Desert, you know we have to buy Import Jello, we are on a tight budget here. Just remember, skimping on the food means Better Quality Liquor. Oh! You're right! That sign does say it's a three day bash, we better order 'triple the supplies....let's go take the count in the back room Titan
I'll tell you all about my song request in the back room



posted on Aug, 24 2007 @ 06:40 PM
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Sorry desert, but I only have time for one song. By the way, how do you not remember going into the back? Trust me......a good time was had by all!

Did you hear about the midnight rambler
Everybody got to go
Did you hear about the midnight rambler
The one that shut the kitchen door
He dont give a hoot of warning
Wrapped up in a black cat cloak
He dont go in the light of the morning
He split the time the cockrel crows

Talkin about the midnight gambler
The one you never seen before
Talkin about the midnight gambler
Did you see him jump the garden wall
Sighin down the wind so sadly
Listen and youll hear him moan
Talkin about the midnight gambler
Everybody got to go

Did you hear about the midnight rambler
Well, honey, its no rock n roll show
Well, Im talkin about the midnight gambler
Yeah, everybody got to go

Well did ya hear about the midnight gambler?
Well honey its no rock-in roll show
Well Im talking about the midnight gambler
The one you never seen before

Oh dont do that, oh dont do that, oh dont do that
Dont you do that, dont you do that (repeat)
Oh dont do that, oh dont do that

Well you heard about the boston...
Its not one of those
Well, talkin bout the midnight...sh...
The one that closed the bedroom door
Im called the hit-and-run raper in anger
The knife-sharpened tippie-toe...
Or just the shoot em dead, brainbell jangler
You know, the one you never seen before

So if you ever meet the midnight rambler
Coming down your marble hall
Well hes pouncing like proud black panther
Well, you can say i, I told you so
Well, dont you listen for the midnight rambler
Play it easy, as you go
Im gonna smash down all your plate glass windows
Put a fist, put a fist through your steel-plated door

Did you hear about the midnight rambler
Hell leave his footprints up and down your hall
And did you hear about the midnight gambler
And did you see me make my midnight call

And if you ever catch the midnight rambler
Ill steal your mistress from under your nose
Ill go easy with your cold fanged anger
Ill stick my knife right down your throat, baby
And it hurts!




Jen, I'm headed into the back. I will await any requests you have. I wonder if there's any Seagrams back here.........:w:


EDIT: That spelling will get you everytime!


[edit on 24/8/07 by secret titan]



posted on Sep, 5 2007 @ 09:41 PM
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Definitely the best End of Summer Bash ever!

Well, to tell you the truth, I didn't stay long. After the Midnight Rambler performance, I spent the weekend looking for Secret Titan's Best Secret Karaoke Secret Greatest Hits of All Time.

I found a copy, and have played it over and over. Great stuff there, Titan!



posted on Sep, 7 2007 @ 07:12 PM
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Originally posted by desert
Definitely the best End of Summer Bash ever!

Well, to tell you the truth, I didn't stay long. After the Midnight Rambler performance, I spent the weekend looking for Secret Titan's Best Secret Karaoke Secret Greatest Hits of All Time.

I found a copy, and have played it over and over. Great stuff there, Titan!


Darn, and I thought I destroyed all evidence! :shk:


The Lounge is open for business, and it being Friday night, I hope all goes well. I won't be singing tonight, only drinking. Who's with me?



posted on Sep, 7 2007 @ 07:30 PM
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I'm with you my brother.

I'd like a Corona and a half bottle of cough syrup please.

Jen, Desert, wanna wrestle?



posted on Sep, 7 2007 @ 07:41 PM
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Originally posted by whaaa

I'd like a Corona and a half bottle of cough syrup please.

Jen, Desert, wanna wrestle?


One Corona on its way! Don't get too
!



Are you asking if they want to wrestle eachother? Cause that'd be super!



posted on Sep, 7 2007 @ 07:56 PM
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Muchas gracias! Mano.........

I'll go out to the van for my own cough syrup. My favorit flavor "cherry red"

How bout it Jen, Desert. Ya skeered.........



posted on Sep, 7 2007 @ 09:16 PM
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Oh that's it!!
*slaps elbow fast and hard two times* I'm going for the smack down on you boys....

Desert...Fill up the mud vats my friend, it's time for some good old fashion'D FUN!


Edit* forgot something

[edit on 9/7/2007 by jensouth31]



posted on Sep, 7 2007 @ 11:58 PM
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Originally posted by jensouth31
Oh that's it!!
*slaps elbow fast and hard two times* I'm going for the smack down on you boys....

Desert...Fill up the mud vats my friend, it's time for some good old fashion'D FUN!


Edit* forgot something

[edit on 9/7/2007 by jensouth31]



Ooh, mud wrestling........even better than I had in mind!


Great idea, whaaa. I only wish I would have brought my camera!



posted on Sep, 8 2007 @ 10:23 AM
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Remind me to tell you about the time I saw a couple of ladies wresteling in 15gallons of fruit cocktail in one of those plastic kiddie pools. Then after the match we made Guadalajara smoothies out of the residue. As I recall
the receipe is as follows.....

Mixed fruit
Myers Rum
triple sec
cough syrup
7 up
cracked ice
blended



21 means 21



posted on Sep, 8 2007 @ 10:55 AM
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Whoa!! Who said anything about two ladies mud wrestling? I hate to ruin your fantasy guys, but Desert and I have hired some Big, Beautiful Bathing Beauties to come and drop you in the mud vats
Should I dare dig up a picture to post?


And, whaaa???
That's just wrong hun!



posted on Sep, 8 2007 @ 09:34 PM
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Yay! Mudslide Cocktails are half price, while Whaaa and Titan are wrestling!

Wow! This is fun, Jen.
Look at the moves those ladies are putting on Whaaa and Titan Wow...they're so muddy, I can't tell them apart...which one had the striped speedo?
I think they kinda like it
...Yay guys!...Yeah baby!...
...Yeah...stay in the pit, I need another half priced Mudslide!!...



posted on Sep, 8 2007 @ 09:43 PM
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Originally posted by desert
Yay! Mudslide Cocktails are half price, while Whaaa and Titan are wrestling!

Wow! This is fun, Jen.
Look at the moves those ladies are putting on Whaaa and Titan Wow...they're so muddy, I can't tell them apart...which one had the striped speedo?
I think they kinda like it
...Yay guys!...Yeah baby!...
...Yeah...stay in the pit, I need another half priced Mudslide!!...



That was uncalled for! Jen and desert, all I can say is watch your back! For next week I have paid a couple of larger ladies to throw you in the Jello pit!


Oh, and it must not have been me in the striped speedos... mine are solid blue!


Perhaps I should've just done some more kareoke instead.

[edit on 8/9/07 by secret titan]



posted on Sep, 11 2007 @ 11:12 PM
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Guys Guys...there is no way Jen and I are wrestling together while you watch...Look, how 'bout the four of us do a tag team in chocolate syrup? Basic rules...none of this
this :bash: or this

Throwing vanilla ice cream, nuts, and cherries allowed. No bananas. Last time I slipped on a squished one and had to have my lawyer, Harvey Birdman, sue the pants off the contestants. Hence, the speedos.




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