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posted on Dec, 2 2007 @ 07:55 PM
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reply to post by Solarskye
 


Sometimes it gets a little salty here at LN. But if you like your booze with a touch of ribald humor. You just might have found an adult nirvana.
Plus this is where the best looking women on BTS like to hang out.

Now that's hard to beat. Not to mention wit and cleverness abound. Especially when the round headed boy is about.




posted on Dec, 2 2007 @ 08:08 PM
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Awe the women look great ! I mean F. I. N. E. fine. And I love my beer with some ribald humor. lol
This place is nice and the beer is cold, ice cold and good. What's the deal with the round headed boy?

Here's to you whaaa

[edit on 12/2/2007 by Solarskye]



posted on Dec, 2 2007 @ 08:25 PM
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You don't know the roundheaded boy? He rides the short bus to the lounge here. He picks the peanut shells up off the floor and has other responsibilities. That's him over there in the corner with the helmet on. Never mind the drool....you get used to it.




posted on Dec, 2 2007 @ 08:30 PM
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Damn he does have a round head! I wonder if that helmet keeps it from getting any bigger? I think I'll have me some peanuts now and throw the shells on the floor. I want to see if he'll come over here so I can get a better look.
The peanuts are fresh 'munch" munch". Now for another beer. " Hey waitress one more for me please"




posted on Dec, 2 2007 @ 09:27 PM
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EB! Us girls were perfectly fine with covering up your panty escapades so no one else would know. It's too late to take it back now. Yes, it was EB that got his panties caught up on the chandelier! You might be wondering why he wear pink lace panties? Well, if the truth be told, it makes him run faster the less he wears. It's just something we've learned to overlook here at LN. You should see him chase spiny norman around LN in those pink panties


Whaaa, you do know why all the good looking women hang out here right? Why...It's where all the good looking guys hang out! Not to mention the buffet food is wonderful, the store room is always full and it's so entertaining here We wouldn't go anywhere else would we girls?



posted on Dec, 6 2007 @ 07:29 PM
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"Ode To The Round-Headed Boy"

Everybody in the institution
Said they they feel real sorry
Everbody had a different story
Why the round-headed boy fell down

He was leaning out the window
They all said that's right
Someone heard him mumblin'
About pumpkin pie

He fell out of the window
In the middle of the night
And he fell down.....

And he fell
And he fell
And he fell
And he fell
And he fell

He's gone now
They never saw him
Someone thought an angel
Could have caught him.............


[edit on 6-12-2007 by Excitable_Boy]



posted on Dec, 6 2007 @ 07:45 PM
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Damit E_B,

I have been honing my skills as a song writer low these 20 years and you post a masterpiece with such skill and aplomb.

My head is hangin low tonite.

Where's my nyqul?



posted on Dec, 7 2007 @ 06:02 AM
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Oh whaaa....you can have the song if you want...

here's another verse:

So say a prayer
For the round-headed boy
Don't try to explain
He's just going places
None of us would dare

He fell and he could have
Landed anywhere
And he fell down......

And he fell
And he fell
And he fell
And he fell
And he fell

(serious guitar solo/riff here)



posted on Dec, 7 2007 @ 09:08 PM
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Fear no Art....



yes his head's a little round
and his eyes close together
but his soul soars higher
light as a feather

His guardian angel, is pee wee herman
and his baby sister, speaks English and German

But try as he might
to zip up his fly
this task eludes him
and he starts to cry

"I got the Blues so damn bad,
These blues I can't loose;
Gottem from the top o my head
to the bottom of my converse tennis shoes"

Gonna buy me a Mustang
head out on highway 57
cross the RR tracks
I'm almost to heaven

I wish my head was
nice and long
then I wouldn't have to
sing this damn song




[edit on 7-12-2007 by whaaa]



posted on Dec, 7 2007 @ 10:12 PM
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There's nothing worse than being a troll, maybe a thread-killing troll.

Just an observation.



posted on Dec, 8 2007 @ 12:46 AM
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I don't see any trolls...do you? Dg, kick back and relax, it's karaoke night at the lounge. Who's up next?



posted on Dec, 8 2007 @ 05:50 AM
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There's nothing worse than being a troll, maybe a thread-killing troll.


What about a round-headed troll?

Jen's right DG....you need to relax. Have a Coke and a smile. I is just settin' here with my geetar and drinkin' a Coke. Figured I'd come up with a little tune about the round-headed boy. I is just settin' in the corner. Ain't botherin' no one no how.

DG....you in a bad mood tonight or somethin'?? Maybe you needs to go to them shops in Mashpee and buy you self sumthin' perty!

Maybe what we needs is a song about a troll. That ought to cheer everyone up.....


[edit on 8-12-2007 by Excitable_Boy]



posted on Dec, 8 2007 @ 07:03 AM
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*EB tunes his guitar in the corner*

Okay, here is a little ditty about trolls:


Trolls are everywhere.
They’re everywhere,
My mind describes them to me – only to me.

Trolls are everywhere.
They’re everywhere,
My mind describes them to me – only to me.

Are you sleeping with someone special tonight?
Is it a troll?
Must you drink tall drinks,
Just to make it feel right?
Feel right.

Because trolls are everywhere.
They’re everywhere,
My mind describes them to me – only to me.

Trolls are everywhere.
They’re everywhere,
My mind describes them to me – only to me.

And it’s a holiday under the bridge
And you leave from your job,
Just like a holiday.

And it’s a holiday in the land of trolls
And you leave from your job
For only two weeks.


*EB stops playing*

That's all I have so far.....Barkeep, another Coke, and this time put it in a dirty glass!!



posted on Dec, 8 2007 @ 02:26 PM
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Maybe what dg need's to cheer her up is a little Regge.


da troll he be trollin
da string he be rollin
Jah on up now
Jah on up now

Troll gots da finga
on da finga he gots da ringa
Jah on up
Jah on up

Raise de han to de sky
flap de wing to fly now
Can I get herb boss
So de river I can cross boss

Jah me silly mon
Jah me silly Mon

Praise Jah
Praise Jah
Da be no Jah but Jah now
Praise Jah

This Kerryokie is way fun. Your turn Jen...


[edit on 8-12-2007 by whaaa]



posted on Dec, 9 2007 @ 08:02 AM
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Me loves the Reggae mon!

Do you know "Play One Tree Tree Mon"........that's an old favorite of mine!

*tunes the guitar again*

Ey mon
Wahcha doowun
Put ya quarter in da juke
And play one tree tree

Put ya quarter in da juke
And play one tree tree

Workin' all day
In Kingston mon
Workin' all day
For da money mon

Put ya quarter in da juke
And play one tree tree

Beatin' up da tourists
To feed my keeds
Tourists shouldn't be
In Kingston mon

Get out of 'ere
Go back to da 'otel
Come to Kingston
May as well be in 'ell

Put notha quarter in da juke
And play one tree tree

Put notha quarter in da juke
And play one tree tree

All inclusive
Mean stay on da premises
Mon don't leave that resort
Else you wanna get 'urt

Gonna kick yo ass
In Kingston mon
Gonna take missus jewlry
Gonna take da Rolex

Put notha quarter in da juke
And play one tree tree

Put notha quarter in da juke mon
And play dat one tree tree



OKAY!!

[edit on 9-12-2007 by Excitable_Boy]



posted on Dec, 9 2007 @ 09:30 PM
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Originally posted by dgtempe
There's nothing worse than being a troll, maybe a thread-killing troll.

Just an observation.
SORRY, FOLKS!!! WRONG THREAD!!!

oH i feel terrible!!!!!!! Just terrible!!!!


Disregard *bows head and walks away*





posted on Dec, 9 2007 @ 09:34 PM
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The banana boat song (Day-o)



All: Day-o, day-ay-ay-o
All: Daylight come and he wanna go home
All: Day, he say day, he say day, he say day,
All: He say day, he say day-ay-ay-o
All: Daylight come and he wanna go home

Boys: Work all night on a drink a'rum
Girls: Daylight come and he wanna go home
Boys: Stack banana till thee morning come
Girls: Daylight come and he wanna go home

Boys: Come, Mr. Tally Mon, tally me banana
Girls: Daylight come and he wanna go home
Boys: Come, Mr. Tally Mon, tally me banana
Girls: Daylight come and he wanna go home


Boys: It's six foot, seven foot, eight foot, Bunch!
Girls: Daylight come and he wanna go home
Boys: Six foot, seven foot, eight foot, Bunch!
Girls: Daylight come and he wanna go home

Boys: Day, he say day-ay-ay-o
Girls: Daylight come and he wanna go home
Boys: Day, he say day, he say day, he say day,
Boys: He say day, he say day
Girls: Daylight come and he wanna go home

Boys: A beautiful bunch a'ripe banana
Girls: Daylight come and he wanna go home
Boys: Hide thee deadly black tarantula
Girls: Daylight come and he wanna go home

Boys: It's six foot, seven foot, eight foot, Bunch!
Girls: Daylight come and he wanna go home
Boys: Six foot, seven foot, eight foot, Bunch!
Girls: Daylight come and he wanna go home

Boys: Day, he say day-ay-ay-o
Girls: Daylight come and he wanna go home
Boys: Day, he say day, he say day, he say day,
Boys: He say day, he say day
Girls: Daylight come and he wanna go home

Boys: Come, Mr. Tally Mon, tally me banana
Girls: Daylight come and he wanna go home
Boys: Come, Mr. Tally Mon, tally me banana
Girls: Daylight come and he wanna go home

All: Day-o, day-ay-ay-o
All: Daylight come and he wanna go home
All: Day, he say day, he say day, he say day,
All: He say day, he say day-ay-ay-o
All: Daylight come and he wanna go hoooome




Did you ever feel like jumping in front of a bus???:bnghd:



posted on Dec, 9 2007 @ 09:43 PM
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I would never call my

best friends trolls





Here's a happy song for all of you:

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he married her and then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart

But if you make an ugly woman your wife
A-you'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ug-a-ly woman cooks meals on time
And she'll always give you peace of mind

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

[Sax solo]

Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match
Take it from me, she's a better catch

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

[Spoken:]
Say man!
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day!
Yeah?
Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright!

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you






posted on Dec, 10 2007 @ 06:52 PM
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Anyone besides me expect a visit from kinglizard to shut this place of fun and witty reparte down.

I see that many other threads that are considered "pointless" have bit the big one.

It's enough to make me hit the sauce again.

Talk about ironic dg, I noticed that you had the last post on *new game*

dog bone......



posted on Dec, 10 2007 @ 06:55 PM
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The "King" is busy tonight.


Are we seriously going to have to talk about something that makes sense???


Dog Bone



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