posted on Aug, 25 2006 @ 03:00 PM
Yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing she said moving
Yo mama's like a pirate, there she blows
Yo mama's so damn stupid on a job application it said "sex" and she wrote Monday wednesday and sometimes friday
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and nearly pissed her pants
Yo mama is so big she tripped over wal-mart and landed on target and evey time she passes by the t.v. i miss a season of friends
Yo mama so poor that when i stepped on a cigarette she cried, hey, "who turned off the heater"
Your moms so ugly the mailman mistacked her as the dog
You mama so fat she stepped on an airplane and it turned into a submarine
This is a fact, yo mama's breath Is wack, she needs a tic, not a tac, but the whole damn pack
I don't mean to be mean, but yo mama needs listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole damn bottle
Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, cars slow down when she smiles!
Yo Mama's breath is so bad, she made a tic tac run away!
Yo mama so ugly when she looked out the window she was arrested for 1st degree murder.
Yo mama such a s!ut, she interned for Clinton
Yo mamma so damn fat that when she traveled back to the dinosaur times and she took a step the dinosaurs said what the hell is happing...oh # its a
real damn earthquake
Yo Momma's so ugly, even Sloth from the Goonies wouldn't date
[edit on 8/25/2006 by pstiffy]