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Yo Mama Fight!!!

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posted on Jun, 4 2006 @ 06:47 PM
Yo mama is so cool, she's frozen like an iceberg

Yo mama ride me so fast, she burned the condom to ashes

Yo mama so fat, that the store manager is STILL looking for a dress her size. Good luck finding one.

Yo mama is so slow, she think DSL internet is fast

Yo mama is so slow, that riding a wheal chair makes her piss her pants.

Yo mama is so slow, she's slower then a turtle

Yo mam is so ugly, she looks like your poop.

Yo mama is so hideous, that when the prince was sent to free her from the dragon, the prince said f# that, slayed yo mama, and rescued and married the dragon.

posted on Jun, 4 2006 @ 11:26 PM
your mom better pay up cause here face broke the glass on my rolex!

posted on Jun, 5 2006 @ 11:04 PM
?????????? I don't get that joke.

posted on Jun, 6 2006 @ 12:31 PM
Oh Russian Soldier, you must understand the ways of the Pimp to understand that joke. A good backhand is always needed, and not just in tennis.

Please keep them coming,

So far I really like Russian Soldier's "Goddess of Fat" and "It's Gojilla" even though "Gojirra" may have made it a touch funnier.

posted on Jun, 6 2006 @ 05:05 PM
I wanted to put "Gojirra" but thought you guys wouldn't understand.

Yo mama is so slow, she takes 24 hours to have sex.

posted on Jun, 6 2006 @ 07:40 PM
I haven't read all the responses so I apologize in advance for any repeats.

Yo Mamas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.

Yo mama's so ugly, when you were born the doctor slapped her.

Yo mama's so fat when she backs up she beeps.


posted on Jun, 6 2006 @ 09:26 PM
Yo mamma is so fat that the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs

posted on Jun, 6 2006 @ 10:06 PM
Yo mama so fat, the cops ordered her to not go more then 100ft from a farm. She was ordered not to eat the neighbor's crops and to not harrass the male cows. She was also ordered to secret milk from her breasts, as all female cows are required.

Made myself laugh

posted on Jun, 7 2006 @ 12:56 PM
Yo moma so fat she uses the car wash for a shower.

Yo moma so dumb she needs a recipe for ice cubes.

Yo moma so poor she hangs the toilet paper out to dry. (ewwww)

Yo moma so dumb she studied for a dope test.

Yo moma so dumb she makes Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner.

Yo moma so fat people exercise by jogging around her.

Hey, it yo moma.......


[edit on 7-6-2006 by The_Truth_Seeker]

posted on Jun, 7 2006 @ 01:48 PM
Yo moma so poor she had to take out a second mortgage on her cardboard box.

Yo moma so fat she doesn't need to move to travel around the world.

Yo moma so fat she buys the whole grocery store when shopping for groceries.

Yo moma so poor burglars break into her home and leave money.

Yo moma so poor she can't even afford to go to the free clinic.


[edit on 7-6-2006 by The_Truth_Seeker]

posted on Jun, 7 2006 @ 02:51 PM
Your momma is so Poor I went to her house and ask to you the Bathroom she gave me a stick and a flashlight and said "Let the force be with you"

posted on Jun, 9 2006 @ 07:44 PM
Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind

Yo Mommas so old, she farts dust

Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.

Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter!

Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!

Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.

Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

[edit on 9-6-2006 by Striker122]

posted on Aug, 25 2006 @ 01:58 PM
Yo momma so old she went to prom with Moses.

Yo momma so fat she's the answer to "Can god create an object so heavy he can't lift it". The answer is yes.

Yo momma so poor that even while working at McDonalds she can't afford anything on the menu.

Yo momma so ugly last time she looked in the mirror she created the Chupacabra.

Yo momma so fat, damn, she fat.

Yo momma so damn ugly she rendered a bus of people blind while walking down the sidewalk.

Yo momma so dumb, she can't read this.

Yo momma so fat, they found the holy grail in the rolls of fat in her back.

Yo momma so fat that the universe is on the menu.

Yo momma so ugly ten paper bags would only be a start.

posted on Aug, 25 2006 @ 02:48 PM
Yo mama's so ugly photographers take her picture from behind.

Yo mama so stupid she thought a drivers license was a legal agreement to use software that allows a hardware device to interact with an opperating system.
(sorry, maybe the next one should be Rasobasi420's so nerdy that he thaught people would actually get that)

posted on Aug, 25 2006 @ 03:00 PM
Yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing she said moving

Yo mama's like a pirate, there she blows

Yo mama's so damn stupid on a job application it said "sex" and she wrote Monday wednesday and sometimes friday

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and nearly pissed her pants

Yo mama is so big she tripped over wal-mart and landed on target and evey time she passes by the t.v. i miss a season of friends

Yo mama so poor that when i stepped on a cigarette she cried, hey, "who turned off the heater"

Your moms so ugly the mailman mistacked her as the dog

You mama so fat she stepped on an airplane and it turned into a submarine

This is a fact, yo mama's breath Is wack, she needs a tic, not a tac, but the whole damn pack
I don't mean to be mean, but yo mama needs listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole damn bottle

Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, cars slow down when she smiles!
Yo Mama's breath is so bad, she made a tic tac run away!

Yo mama so ugly when she looked out the window she was arrested for 1st degree murder.

Yo mama such a s!ut, she interned for Clinton

Yo mamma so damn fat that when she traveled back to the dinosaur times and she took a step the dinosaurs said what the hell is happing...oh # its a real damn earthquake

Yo Momma's so ugly, even Sloth from the Goonies wouldn't date

[edit on 8/25/2006 by pstiffy]

posted on Aug, 26 2006 @ 02:06 AM
Your moma is sooo fat, i am in traction.

posted on Aug, 31 2006 @ 09:06 AM
Yo momma is sooooooo dumb, she makes George W. look like a genius!!!!

Yo momma is so damn fat that the U.S. Navy can use her for an aircraft carrier!!!!

posted on Sep, 5 2006 @ 05:36 PM
Yo momma's so poor, when someone rings the doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells "Ding-dong!"

posted on Oct, 12 2006 @ 08:51 PM
Good one.

Yo momma is so fat, she thinks eating butter is cannibalism.

[edit on 12-10-2006 by DJMessiah]

posted on Oct, 16 2006 @ 03:36 PM
Yo momma is so broke, she shouldn't afford to give me the time of day. :shk:

[edit on 16-10-2006 by DJMessiah]

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