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posted on Nov, 17 2006 @ 05:02 PM
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LMAO! This is fun...

Yo Momma so fat, I watched her fall down one time- I didn't want to laugh but the ground was cracking up!

Yo Momma so fat, I was walkin down the street by your house and stepped on a cockroach- Yo momma came runnin out the house talkin' bout, "save the white meat! Save the white meat!"




posted on Nov, 17 2006 @ 05:10 PM
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Yo Momma so UGLY - she sat in a sandbox and a cat tried to bury



posted on Nov, 17 2006 @ 06:43 PM
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Yo mama breff so nasty we don't know if she needs gum or toilet paper.

Yo mama so stank the only dis I want to give her is disinfectant.



posted on Nov, 17 2006 @ 06:47 PM
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Your Momma so dumb- I saw her puttin' make-up on her forehead, when I asked her what she doin' she said "making up her mind"



posted on Nov, 23 2006 @ 09:39 AM
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Your momma so big, she went to the beach and they pushed her back in the water.
Your momma is so big a ho, she doesn't get clap anymore. She gets applause.



posted on Dec, 2 2006 @ 04:40 PM
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Yo moma is such a terrorist even bin ladden is looking for her!

Yo moma is such a Terrorrist even Korea doesn't blow things the way your mama does!

The momma takes a new twist!



posted on Mar, 16 2007 @ 11:34 AM
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I heard these today, lol...

Yo Mama is sooo fat, she's got euros in one pocket, and pesos is the other!

Yo Mama is sooo fat, on a scale of 1-10, she's a 737!



posted on Mar, 16 2007 @ 11:37 AM
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This offends me greatly, you should all be banned...:shk:



posted on Mar, 18 2007 @ 01:12 AM
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Originally posted by laiguana
This offends me greatly, you should all be banned...:shk:


Me too. My feelings are teh hurt.




posted on Mar, 18 2007 @ 06:00 PM
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Your Mama's so fat that the universe has to expand just to fit her in.

Your Mama's so fat that when she took a trip around the world the earth stood straight up on it's axis and stopped wobbling until she was finished.



posted on Mar, 24 2007 @ 07:41 PM
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Yay! Yo mama fight is back!


Yo mama is such a ho that when Santa said "ho ho ho" she showed up in fishnet



posted on Mar, 25 2007 @ 06:34 PM
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Yo mama ass so fat that when I wanted to pick her up from da club, I had to bring a Sikorsky Skycrane helicopta to move dat ass to my backyard (I'd have to do her there, cuz dat ass ain't gonna fit in my mansion
LOL )



posted on Mar, 25 2007 @ 06:37 PM
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Originally posted by laiguana
This offends me greatly, you should all be banned...:shk:



Ok ok ok, we'll stop, just don't ban us
they're all jokes, yo mama jokes to be exact



posted on Mar, 25 2007 @ 07:14 PM
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Yo mama's an Iguana


Yeah I said it!!



posted on Mar, 27 2007 @ 05:46 PM
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Yo, I reread yo joke about da Rolex and I got it, lol, and its funny, yeah, I know now what a Rolex is cuz I was shoppin fo one, lol


Yo mama such a mama that I am her mama ???? wtf did I just say? lol



posted on Mar, 7 2008 @ 11:51 AM
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yo mama's so ugly she have to sneak up on a glass of water when she thirsty.



posted on Oct, 27 2008 @ 05:10 PM
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posted on Oct, 28 2008 @ 05:30 PM
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Yo Mama so fat...dat when she sat on da cats lap...
Da cat went SlaT!

Now yo mama a sad sack...cuase she has no fat cat, to sit on her lap!

Poor splattered cat...

:shk:



posted on Oct, 28 2008 @ 08:56 PM
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Your mom is so fat...

She made a crepe out of Crepe Suzette.

Now that's fat.



posted on Oct, 28 2008 @ 08:58 PM
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reply to post by Syandos
 


She's so fat, she made a Spectacle

...out of her eye doctor!

Now that's fat.





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