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posted on Oct, 28 2008 @ 09:00 PM
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She's so fat she compressed time...

...and violated the General Law of Relativity!

...Now that is truly fat.




posted on Oct, 28 2008 @ 09:01 PM
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Your mom is so fat, her weight exceeded the pressure of a moderately large Squalus with a bite radius of 37 centimeters.

Now that is one fat momma



posted on Oct, 28 2008 @ 09:03 PM
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Your mom is so fat she compressed

...my cat's 9 lives into 4.5

Now that's a fat cat...but doomed.
no way



posted on Oct, 28 2008 @ 09:04 PM
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Your mom is so fat she turned carbon nanotubes

...into strings of diamonds.

That's pretty darn fat.



posted on Oct, 28 2008 @ 09:05 PM
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Your mom is so fat she compressed matter into a plasma and got it flatter

...than the Planck Radius...

That's 'end of the Universe' fat, yes sir.



posted on Oct, 28 2008 @ 09:08 PM
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Your mom is so fat she spontaneously creates free-energy,

...by causing a localized Casimir Effect!

You could say she's gravitationally challenged.

That's pretty fat.



posted on Oct, 28 2008 @ 09:22 PM
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Your mom is so fat she warps space from IX

...without even needing a Dune Heighliner.

Certainly, of the fat.



posted on Dec, 19 2008 @ 05:33 PM
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your female parental unit is so over wait so funny!

yo mamas so pour when i saw her kicking a can across the street and asked what are you doing she said moving.











posted on Dec, 20 2008 @ 09:12 AM
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Your momma is so fat that when she got undressed and left her bedroom curtains open,the peeping Tom over the road gave himself up to the police.



posted on Dec, 21 2008 @ 11:45 PM
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Your momma is so fat ... that the kids at the party beat her like a pinata till the candy flew out.



posted on Dec, 22 2008 @ 02:26 PM
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Yo momma so fat...when she went to hell...she extinguished the flames.

[edit on 22/12/2008 by Revealation]



posted on Jan, 9 2009 @ 01:37 PM
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Yo mamma so fat....

When she goes to the beach, they call SeaWorld for a rescue....



posted on Jan, 10 2009 @ 10:31 AM
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Yo momma is so fat that when she wore high heels she struck oil.



posted on Jan, 10 2009 @ 12:21 PM
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Your momma's so inbred, she only references herself.

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

yo mama so fat Spain tried to claim her as the new world.



posted on Jan, 10 2009 @ 11:03 PM
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Yo mama so stank she used Secret and it told on her!!
Yo mama so stank she brought speed stick to a screechin' halt!



posted on Feb, 1 2010 @ 03:45 AM
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Yo mama so fat she can only travel as cargo

[edit on 1-2-2010 by juveous]



posted on Mar, 11 2010 @ 02:48 AM
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Yo mama is such a slut, that her orgies make the Big Bang look like a firecracker

Yo mama so poor, she cant afford to pay attention

yo mama so fat, that she is at risk for serious medical problems

yo mama so nice, she bakes cookies for all the neighborhood kids

yo mama is like walmart: Always low prices

yo mama so hot, that she started hydrogen fusion

yo mama so fat that she has a Schwartzchild radius

yo mama so cheap, she only gives her $.01

yo mama so old, she had front row tickets to the big bang

yo mama is like mcdonalds: cheap, fast, and greasy

yo mama is so ugly, that when she was kidnapped, they threatened to give her back unless their demands were met

thats all for now



posted on Mar, 11 2010 @ 09:00 PM
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Yo Momma is so old, I told her to act her age and the b%^$# dropped dead!



[edit on 11-3-2010 by Signals]



posted on Mar, 11 2010 @ 11:37 PM
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yo mama so weak, she cant even carry a tune



posted on Mar, 12 2010 @ 07:16 PM
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Yo mama is easier than a 2-piee jig-saw puzzle!





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