Yo Mama Fight!!!

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posted on Nov, 6 2005 @ 02:00 PM
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(Here we go, just give your best yo mama joke)


Yo Mama's so fat that when she has sex, she has to give directions!




posted on Nov, 6 2005 @ 02:18 PM
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Yo Mamas so fat light bends around her!



posted on Nov, 6 2005 @ 02:19 PM
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Yo mama's so fat, that when she goes to the beach, and hops in the water, all the whales pop out and sing " We are family, even though your bigger than me!"



posted on Nov, 6 2005 @ 02:21 PM
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Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"



posted on Nov, 6 2005 @ 02:25 PM
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Last one for me... cuz it's that last one I know.

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"



posted on Nov, 6 2005 @ 02:42 PM
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Your momma is so fat...her belt size is equater



posted on Nov, 6 2005 @ 03:01 PM
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Your mommas so fat she comes from both sides of the family!



posted on Nov, 6 2005 @ 03:34 PM
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Your mama is SOOO fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it!




posted on Nov, 6 2005 @ 04:08 PM
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yo mumma is soooo fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale!
(thats soo mean!)

oni x x



posted on Nov, 6 2005 @ 09:08 PM
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Yo mama is so hairy, that bigfoot spies on her.



posted on Nov, 6 2005 @ 09:19 PM
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Yo momma so old, her Social Security Number is 1.



posted on Nov, 6 2005 @ 09:24 PM
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YO momma so fat, when your dad has sex with her, he has to slap her and ride the wave in.



posted on Nov, 7 2005 @ 06:52 PM
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yo mommas so stupid tht she shoved a energizer battery in her but and said " i've got the power!"



posted on Nov, 9 2005 @ 10:55 AM
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yo mammas so fat she lives in both hemispheres!



posted on Nov, 9 2005 @ 10:57 AM
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yo mamas so fat she has her own climate!!!



posted on Nov, 9 2005 @ 11:42 AM
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Your momma's so fat...

when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

she puts mayonnaise on aspirin

she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs.

her shadow weighs 50 pounds.

when she backs up she beeps.

when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move out of the way.


Originally posted by Grimholt
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

That one was pretty funny.

[edit on 9-11-2005 by dbates]



posted on Nov, 9 2005 @ 12:01 PM
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yo mammas so fat, when she steps on the scales it says 'ERROR'



posted on Nov, 9 2005 @ 04:45 PM
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..........hilarious, all of you.


YOUR mama's so stupid that she got ran over by a parked car!!!!



posted on Nov, 9 2005 @ 05:22 PM
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Yo mama so fat that when she steps on a scale it says "to be continued".


Courtesy of my 10 year old.



posted on Nov, 9 2005 @ 05:25 PM
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lol!! yo mommas so poor tht when someone stepped on a lighted cigarrete in her house she was like "hey who turned off the heater?!" ..lol





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