Yo mama is so fat that its an earthquake when she takes a crap
Yo mama so stupid, she thought I was a Russian president
Yo mama so despetate, she put on a goat costume and married Osama Bin Laden
Yo mama so fat, that I'd rather have the moon fall on me then her
Yo mama is so stupid, she tries to get high off her poo!!
Yo mama is so fat, she put the big fat F in fat
Yo mama is so fat, she broke the scale
Yo mama is so fat, she got cited for driving a bike in an area where trucks over 80 tons were not allowed
Yo mama's feet are so big, she made bigfoot cry
Yo mama is so ugly, she scared away all the gangstas from the projects
Yo mama is so fat, that when she
she causes global flooding
Yo mama is so fat, the Ancient Greek considered her the godess of fat
Yo mama is so hungry, she ate my hotdog!!
Yo mama is so stupid, she looks at playboy (get it?)
Yo mama is so ugly that that when she tried to kiss the frog who was a prince in disguise, the frog sad, F# you! And shot her.
Yo mama is so fat, when she swam in the ocean, it took 30 men to harpoon her, but she was still afloat. Her blubber took up 15 ships
Yo mama is so fat, she's like Godzilla
Yo mama so ugly, she got the death penalty for going ouside.