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posted on May, 12 2006 @ 03:48 PM
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Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy poored out........ then she ate it.




posted on May, 30 2006 @ 01:56 AM
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Yo Momma is so dumb it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.



posted on May, 31 2006 @ 12:05 AM
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your momma is so dumb that she did that without tivo!



posted on May, 31 2006 @ 11:36 AM
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????? i never mentioned tivo?



posted on Jun, 1 2006 @ 09:56 AM
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Your momma is so stupid, when she saw a sign that said "Snowplow, turn around" she actually turned around.



(( I say this because I know two girls that ACTUALLY DID THIS))



posted on Jun, 1 2006 @ 12:18 PM
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your mom is so stupid she uses your mom jokes as a comeback towards you!



posted on Jun, 1 2006 @ 11:03 PM
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Tell yo mama to stop wearing different color lipstick-she's making a rainbow on my D!(k.


Yo mama so fat, that the only way to get her through the door is smear vegetable oil on the doorway and put a twinkie on the other side.

Your mama is not only fat, she's stupid, so stupid that she stared at a carton of orange juice because it said CONCENTRATE

Your mama gives money to everyone who she has sex with. Why? Cuz I'm rich.

Yo mama ride me so fast, I got blisters

Yo mama is so ugly, that Shrek got scared away.

Yo mama is so hairy, that she has millions of sex toys stuck in her fur

Yo mama so beautiful, that she can be compared to the Martha Stewart

Yo mama so ugly, that men that have been in jail for 30 years won't f# her.



posted on Jun, 1 2006 @ 11:28 PM
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Yo momma is so fat she irons her clothes on the driveway.

Yo momma is so fat she puts her belt on with a boomerang.

Yo momma is so nasty it sounds like velcro when she takes her panties off.

Yo momma is so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down the hallway.



posted on Jun, 2 2006 @ 12:19 AM
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Yo mama is so fat that its an earthquake when she takes a crap

Yo mama so stupid, she thought I was a Russian president

Yo mama so despetate, she put on a goat costume and married Osama Bin Laden

Yo mama so fat, that I'd rather have the moon fall on me then her

Yo mama is so stupid, she tries to get high off her poo!!

Yo mama is so fat, she put the big fat F in fat

Yo mama is so fat, she broke the scale

Yo mama is so fat, she got cited for driving a bike in an area where trucks over 80 tons were not allowed

Yo mama's feet are so big, she made bigfoot cry

Yo mama is so ugly, she scared away all the gangstas from the projects

Yo mama is so fat, that when she
she causes global flooding

Yo mama is so fat, the Ancient Greek considered her the godess of fat

Yo mama is so hungry, she ate my hotdog!!

Yo mama is so stupid, she looks at playboy (get it?)

Yo mama is so ugly that that when she tried to kiss the frog who was a prince in disguise, the frog sad, F# you! And shot her.

Yo mama is so fat, when she swam in the ocean, it took 30 men to harpoon her, but she was still afloat. Her blubber took up 15 ships

Yo mama is so fat, she's like Godzilla

Yo mama so ugly, she got the death penalty for going ouside.



posted on Jun, 2 2006 @ 10:17 AM
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your mom has so little taste that she thinks your new avitar is good

your mom rides me so fast that I hear little sonic booms!

your mom rides me so fast and looks so ugly that I wonder if she's using steroids


Your mom is so stupid she has a harder time than I do thinking up your mom jokes

Your mom is so stupid she thought that these were funny

your mom is so ugly that when you were born the doctors had to shield their eyes but she thought you were an angel!



posted on Jun, 2 2006 @ 11:20 PM
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Yo mama so fat, that when she farted, the house blew up

Yo mama so high, she's going for a swim in the sewer

Yo mama so stupid, she married yo daddy

Yo mama so sick, she gets it on with you

Yo mama so nice, she gave me free sex

Yo mama is so considerate, she didn't refuse sex from me

Yo mama so ugly, she looks like an elephant

Yo mama is so fat, that when HER mama was pregnant, she was pinned to the ground(get it?)



posted on Jun, 2 2006 @ 11:25 PM
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Russian Soldier
Yo mama is so fat, the Ancient Greeks considered her the godess of fat



That's frickin hilarious. Honestly, one of the best yo mama jokes I've heard in a long time.



posted on Jun, 2 2006 @ 11:55 PM
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Yo mama so fat, that when the Japanese saw her they yelled: ITS GOJILLA!!!!!!!!!!!



posted on Jun, 2 2006 @ 11:59 PM
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Yo mama's so stupid she mistook a pre-ganglionic fiber for a post-ganglionic nerve


I crack myself up.



posted on Jun, 3 2006 @ 12:19 AM
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????????


Yo mama is so sexy that all the porn producers are swarming around her.



posted on Jun, 4 2006 @ 12:21 AM
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Your moms like the village bike-everyone's had a ride!



posted on Jun, 4 2006 @ 12:47 AM
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You mama is such a slut, she has a big sign stuck to her that says "stick it in"

Yo mama is so nasty, she does farm porn

Yo mam so ugly, Ghandi shot her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo mama so stupid, she made Albert Einstein tear his long hair out.

Yo mama is such a ho, she got it on with her daddy



posted on Jun, 4 2006 @ 05:07 AM
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Yo momma so short she gotta slam-dunk her bus fare!

Yo Momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, "Dont Spit! I Cant Swim!"

Yo momma is like a racing car...chick burned four rubbers in one night.

Yo momma so old, her social security number is 1!

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family.

Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling, "Free Willy!"



posted on Jun, 4 2006 @ 02:15 PM
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Wow Russian Soldier, some of those are more harsh than funny, but i think you're getting the hang of it.

Yo mama's so fat she waterskis with aircraft carriers.

Yo mama's so ugly he eybrows are really just her mustache trying to run away from her face.



posted on Jun, 4 2006 @ 02:18 PM
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Originally posted by Rasobasi420
Yo mama's so ugly he eybrows are really just her mustache trying to run away from her face.




lmao now i loved that one





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