ThreadKillers Anonymous

AH! I've been let out! I was trapped in a cage in the sub-basement of the club house, don't ask how I got there.

But while I was there, I figured out the secret to the elephant poo fling, trebuchet!

We'd have to be careful. That could easily turn elephant poo into a weapon of mass destruction. Anybody have a ballistic chart for elephant poo?

I doubt it, we need to make our own. Just to keep our project BELOW eye level.

Hi kids! I'm home! I got here safely. Fought with just about everyone the morning I left. heh! Not that I was surprised though. Just got back online a couple hours ago if that.

Welcome to a lovely Friday evening (CDT) here in the clubhouse Zaph. I'd like to announce the creation of another thread destined to slowly sink into the abyss. I swear, there must be an award for most failed threads.

Oh, and Kala....you're right we need to keep the new delivery system on the 'down low' for a bit.

You're right, there is. I currently hold it. If I start it, except in Fragile Earth, I almost gaurentee that it will have 0 replies.

Zaph's back!!!

Woohoo!!

I missed you.

Did you miss me?

Was your flight good?

Is it cold there?

What'd you bring me?

*laugh* I feel like a father coming home to his kids.

Yes, I missed you too.

Which one? *laugh* I went Honolulu-Kona-Orange County-Reno-Pheonix-Atlanta.

Heck yes it's cold! It was 47 degrees last night. I'm in the basement so it's chilly during the day here too. Not too bad, but I hear that I'm gonna enjoy it being chilly down here in the summer.

What, my presence again isn't enough for you? I'm hurt!

Your presence is the best present I could ask for.

I just thought you might have got me two.

What, you want two of me? Are you NUTS?! Wait, don't answer that, I know already.

If you're still there in 3 months, you very much will appreciate the cooler basement.

Noooo!!!



I don't think this world could survive two of you. :shk:

But maybe, just maybe, I will write a haiku to celebrate your return...



[edit on 28-4-2006 by Duzey]

Oh yeah I'll still be here in three months. no job, no money, no car.

I think I'm gonna go redneck. I want a pickup.

You're right Duzey. It's Wrong! Just Wrong!

OK. Here's the deal.

I was so inspired by the return of the Benevolent One that I wrote two haikus.

Zaphod has returned
Joy spreads throughout the clubhouse;
Our leader is back!

Threads tremble once more
As Zaphod walks amongst them;
Die, puny threads, die!

*laugh* Great as usual Duzey.

Yay!

Compliments I didn't have to fish for!

Those are the best kind.

Of course! Your Haiku always make me laugh. Sometimes in sheer terror, but laugh still.

I'm taking a break from tv watching to share a few new haiku with you.

Kalapadea,
NotClever, a trebuchet;
This sounds like trouble

Elephant poo flies
Into our enemy's face;
Silent but deadly

The really scary thing is that these things just pop into my head, for no apparent reason. :shk:

I now return to tv watching.

Have you considered having your meds increased? I think it's something you really should talk to your dr about. I think it's time.

Well I have tried to wade through the numerous pages of this awesome thread...honestly and without malice I must admit I succumbed to my ADD and opted to download music instead.

Having come back to say hello and let you all know I haven't forgotten the cheese...

I'm working on finding the oldest cheddar fit for our leader

I will continue wading through the posts but if someone with far too much time on their hands and a good sense of humour, cares to give me a summary I'm forever in their debt.

When next I appear here I will have cheese.