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Originally posted by fritz
As I appear to be vetting all new members, welcome to our humble little club. Just a couple of more questions, and you should get your pass through the mail, sometime in the near future.
1. Are you or any member of your family - immediate or distant, ever been members of a Pirate community?
2. Have you or any member of your family - immediate or distant, taken part, willingly or otherwise, in piratical practices?
3. Have any of your family - immediate or distant, been taken prisoner and converted to, the piratical cause?
4. Have you, or any members of your family, immediate or distant, to the best of your knowledge, ever made any financial gain from piratical practices?
Should you be able to answer negatively to all the above questions, your membership of the TKA is virtually assured.
There is however, a very stiff entrance fee - 100 glazed doughnuts for all TKA members, chocolate or Extra Mature Cheddar Cheese doughnuts or 3 family sized Extra Mature Cheddar Cheese Lasagne for me.
Uses men on ships with cannons to bombard the clubhouse