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Is this the way to Roissy? It must be with all these fancy shoes about.

Originally posted by fritz

Originally posted by NotClever

There are some serious piles of elephant poo to be scooped and flung around this clubhouse ya' know.

Please do not post pornographic photographs on this thread. It is unsightly, unseemly and way beneath out tolerance level.

Please remove it - well wait a bit. Not everybody may have seen it just yet!

I don't get it... *cries*.

No seriously, what?

You're too young to have it explained to you Kala. We don't want to warp your mind anymore than it already is. Your parents might be mad at us if we do.

Ditto!

Kala you can't be looking at such wanton filth.

Now go to your room, young lady and think about what you've done!

Wanton filth?!?!?!?

Where?

I wanna see it too........

Ok, who's gonna clean up this mess, and explain to Kala's parents why we let him look at this filth? I'M not gonna do it. Someone else was responsible for bringing it into the clubhouse, so someone else can clean it up.

*taps foot* Well? Who's it gonna be? I'm waiting.

Just a suggestion, Benevolent One

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I thought that was why you got the slaves..er I mean..adoptees?

They seem to have run away screaming into the woods. No one has seen them in awhile.

Zaph scared the kids!

I have two solutions for the elephant poo problem.

Soution #1 - hire additional help

OR

Solution #2 - stop complaining about it


You're the boss, you decide.

I did hire additional help. Why do you think I appointed you VP?

Alright, I'll dig into the treasury and you can go out and find more help. But make this one cute please. And human. And female. I'm tired of looking at the dog.

Oh, I'm sorry.

You must have me mistaken for someone who actually does something.



I'll start the search for new help.

[edit on 2-5-2006 by Duzey]

Yeah I know I did. Why do you think I never give you any duties anymore. I got tired of having to go in after you and do everything I told you to do.

Bwahahahaha...My evil plan is working.



Oops, was that my outside voice?

What have I told you about your inner and outer voice Duzey-dear? You have to pay attention to which is which and think before you speak.

WHAT?

YOU'VE BROUGHT A DOG IN TO THE CLUBHOUSE?

ARE YOU DELIBERATELY TRYING TO UPSET THE NINJAKITTYFLEA ARMED ORANGE AND GINGER MARMALADE TOMCAT?

WHY?

Look at the sweety. Isn't she cute? She's completely harmless.

Originally posted by fritz
WHAT?

YOU'VE BROUGHT A

DOG IN TO THE CLUBHOUSE?

ARE YOU DELIBERATELY TRYING TO UPSET THE NINJAKITTYFLEA ARMED ORANGE AND GINGER MARMALADE TOMCAT?

WHY?

hmmmm a ninja ay? spies for the ninjas, we have our place locked down.

Originally posted by NotClever

Look at the sweety. Isn't she cute? She's completely harmless.

Oh My God! It's a walking, barking car mop.

Makes my scin crawl just looking at the mangey cur.

Fritz, we've always had the dog. If you go waaaaaaaaaay back when we were interviewing maids the only one that would take the job was the dog. We scheduled cleanings around you so that we wouldn't have any problems.

We hired Bingo ages ago, Fritz dear. Way back on Page 57.

In an effort to class up the joint, instead of a maid, I have hired a butler. Meet Jeeves:



Added bonus: Next time somebody blames you for something, you can tell them the butler did it.