I am Fritz..the NinjaKittyflea armed Orange and Ginger Marmalade tom cat and TKA Clubhouse Mascot...................I am also the sometime plaything
of Duzey, the Very Special Green Dragon Lady.
Our Leader Zaphod - all
to His Benevolent Being - is our Leader. A more wiser, truer and generous Leader you have yet to meet.
We have many members and our deeds are Legendry. Simply put old boy, we kill threads.
Our superior intellect, our abundent knowledge coupled to our computer-like brains - not to mention our bad spelling will, once we have joined a
thread, tend to kill it stone dead.
Whilst we do not seek fame and fortune or even recognition for our TKA abilities, some of us are world reknown for our uncanny - and some would even
ability to stop a thread in it's tracks.
Often these threads are bumbling along, minding their own business when, out of the darnkess, a TKA member strikes, and it is all over.
So that my friend, is what being a TKA member is all about.
Oh sorry, almost forgot. There are rules.
You must be able to provide, at the drop of a hat, endless rounds of 'glazed' ring doughnuts, extra mature cheddar cheese doughnuts or lasagne for
me and gallons of 'Dew'.
You must also be willing and able to pooper-scoop the endless mountains of Pachyderm poo from both inside out outside the TKA Clubhouse.
The highly trained airborne blow-footballing pachyderms are Indian elephants that Duzey has taught to fly and Duzey and I are co owners.
Welcome to our clubhouse. Grad a crushed velvet cushion and take a seat BUT be careful. Duzey is snoozing under there somewhere.