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posted on May, 14 2006 @ 06:14 PM
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www.belowtopsecret.com...

You could drop in here....help decorate....drop some witty 'bon mots'. But careful, the bartender's kind of cranky.




posted on May, 14 2006 @ 11:50 PM
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I think the idea of new curtains is great. I'd like to suggest crushed velvet. I like crushed velvet. It's a tactile delight.


Ohhh, red/scarlet crushed velvet curtains with gold crushed velvet cushions.

Oh look, a haiku:

I like crushed velvet;
You don't have to iron it
It's meant to wrinkle




Mr. Penny's bar is quite fun as well, and they serve one heck of a mai-tai. It's also located quite close to the clubhouse, so there will be no need for drinking and driving. Or drinking and flying, in my case.




posted on May, 16 2006 @ 10:33 PM
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I'm back for the next couple of weeks at least. Then I go back to training for three weeks and have to drop out again. As soon as I can prove I live here, I'm going to go back to trucker training.



posted on May, 17 2006 @ 07:20 AM
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Hi Zaph


Long time no see! I returned (like the proverbial prodigal daughter I am) just in time to see your coat tails exit stage left. Tell me, have I changed that much? I mean look at me - I'm still me: behold my cheeky lovable face.




Anyway, hope things are going well for you. How goes the move and job search? I am sorry I was terrible at getting back and replying to your U2s. I didn't log in very much, as I was too busy contemplating and 'finding myself' or some such nonsense, but I'm back now.


Unfortunately, I've not had enough time to obliterate threads the way I used to in the good old days. Still, I have a few new 'kills', which I now deposit cat-like, on the porch of the TKA clubhouse.


Not so much dead as stalled by my hand (blows on fingernails)

Mini dead thread



posted on May, 17 2006 @ 08:40 AM
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Hey Nik!

Nah, you're still you. Just as pretty as ever.

The move went ok if you can count being disowned the day after I got here as "ok".


The job hunt is really bloody frustrating. I went to a driver training center and started but had to temporarily drop out. I can't prove proof of residence without something to prove proof of residence, and until I can then I can't change my license to an SC license, so I can't get my CDL and become a driver. I'm gonna have to go work at a fast food joint for a week or two and get a paycheck to prove I live here, and get my license changed, then go back and start over.



posted on May, 19 2006 @ 11:25 PM
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Well hello all! Long TIme no see! I have about 6 weeks left of being a baby machine, and am getting absolutely frightened.Sorry havent been around much, I have lousy dialup and also have a hubby whos a big time internet hog.....ugggh



posted on May, 25 2006 @ 05:14 AM
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Hey everyone. I didn't forget you! Been busy working so I can get everything taken care of so that I can learn to drive trucks. I really wanna get my CDL so I have to take care of a lot of things. It's bloody expensive.

Hey Denial, how's things going? Hope everything is ok for ya.

Fritz, the clubhouse is a mess, what have you and the elephants been up to while I was away?! I want a GI party to happen soon and this place cleaned up!



posted on May, 25 2006 @ 05:24 AM
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Originally posted by Zaphod58
Hey everyone. I didn't forget you! Been busy working so I can get everything taken care of so that I can learn to drive trucks. I really wanna get my CDL so I have to take care of a lot of things. It's bloody expensive.

Hey Denial, how's things going? Hope everything is ok for ya.

Fritz, the clubhouse is a mess, what have you and the elephants been up to while I was away?! I want a GI party to happen soon and this place cleaned up!


You want a 'Gastro Intestinal' work party?

Hang on, old chap. How does that work?

Another thing oh Wise and Wonderful Leader, I too have been away. If the Clubhouse was in a sh*t state with pachyderm poo - blame Denial. She was the last one there - I think - maybe - perhaps - could've been.

Now I'm not too sure..........................what was I on about?

...............wanders away...........bumps into things..................oh God! Another pile of elephant poo...................



posted on May, 25 2006 @ 05:28 AM
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Hmm, Fritzy I thnk you're getting old. Is it time to put you down already?
Anyway, rally the troops and clean this place up. Let's get this elephant poo out of here so we're not stepping in it every two steps.



posted on May, 31 2006 @ 12:21 AM
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Hello??????? Anyone home????

This place is a mess!



posted on May, 31 2006 @ 02:17 AM
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Originally posted by loam
Hello??????? Anyone home????

This place is a mess!




Your point is.................................?

Our Lord and Master, the Great Lord Zaph - all
to your Magnificence, Oh beloved Lord and MasterKeeper of the Royal Fritzcat, asked me to clean up the pachyderm poo.

To be honest a genteel widdy puddycat such as I, has no interest in such menial matters. It is far below my status as a Royal Cat of the genus Caticus Romanus Reginas .

I am currently tracing my ancesters and drawing up a family tree because I believe that my family may have been involved in something quite sinister.

My personal Head of Security, the Great Lord Tokugawa, Grand Master of my beloved NinjaKittyfleas, has despatched spies to the British Museum in order to locate the Great Ring of Life - a fabulous jewel encrusted ring, said to have been made of the finest white Welsh gold.



posted on May, 31 2006 @ 02:31 AM
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Hmmmm
what exactly does one do in this thread?
LOL,
it does not read right.

:bnghd:
now my head hurts!

ok then........



posted on May, 31 2006 @ 07:26 PM
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We started with a purpose. Now our purpose is to confine the insanity to one thread where the mods can keep an eye on us.



posted on Jun, 1 2006 @ 11:05 AM
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Yes they do Lord Zaph, and they use more than one...............................................................................................



posted on Jun, 8 2006 @ 11:40 AM
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This thread is getting cobwebs. And who forgot to feed Fritz again? I fed him last week.



posted on Jun, 8 2006 @ 02:09 PM
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I've been so busy fighting to get my life straightened out that I haven't really had time to come by the clubhouse much lately. I've been on a hiatus from posting. Hanging out in chat, but not posting much lately.



posted on Jun, 9 2006 @ 01:54 AM
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Originally posted by nikelbee
This thread is getting cobwebs.


And your excuse is????????????



posted on Jun, 9 2006 @ 03:24 AM
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Originally posted by loam

Originally posted by nikelbee
This thread is getting cobwebs.


And your excuse is????????????


POT......................KETTLE..............................BLACK?

What is YOUR excuse?

At least the venerable Zaph has a reasonable excuse...........................he's still trying to find work and get his life together;

Duzey the Green Dragon lady is swanning around Las Vegas and doing a little recce for me, so she's got a very good excuse.......................and me, I've been keeping the pachyderms entertained with all the mice I've caught.



posted on Jun, 9 2006 @ 10:40 AM
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*hangs head in shame*

Actually, I'm back already. I just haven't had much time.

I plan to catch up on the weekend and then I can submit my report to Fritz. I did spend several hours with some martians though.




posted on Jun, 9 2006 @ 12:32 PM
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Originally posted by Duzey
*hangs head in shame*

Actually, I'm back already. I just haven't had much time.

I plan to catch up on the weekend and then I can submit my report to Fritz. I did spend several hours with some martians though.



Duzey, you are a very naughty Dragon. Go straight to the back of the cave. And another thing young lady, no more tinned knights for you!

Now Duzey Darling, did you have a wonderful time in Vegas? Who are the Martians?

Are they appearing at the great Ceaser's Palace Hotel and Casino?



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