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Originally posted by Equidae
Originally posted by dcmb1409
So we get all of these wonderful inventions like can openers, Swiss army knives, sham-wows, and scrubbing bubbles to name a few in exchange for humans kidnappers?
Seems like the aliens are only mechanical inclined and not genetic engineering or medical technology driven. They can't clone a gene, create artificial life, intelligence, or grow or create food without having the human body to experiment on. I've seen all of those pics of greys with huge teeth and big mouths that are voracious eaters and drool over human hogs that they fatten up for a space bar-b-que.
If my government let's them take me to the cannibal kettle in the sky in exchange for the formula for silly putty, then I hope I gave em all indigestion.
edit on 20-11-2011 by dcmb1409 because: (no reason given)
Speaking of Sham-Wows, maybe that's what really happened to Billy Mays?
Originally posted by eNaR
Originally posted by dcmb1409
So we get all of these wonderful inventions like can openers, Swiss army knives, sham-wows, and scrubbing bubbles to name a few in exchange for humans kidnappers?
Seems like the aliens are only mechanical inclined and not genetic engineering or medical technology driven. They can't clone a gene, create artificial life, intelligence, or grow or create food without having the human body to experiment on. I've seen all of those pics of greys with huge teeth and big mouths that are voracious eaters and drool over human hogs that they fatten up for a space bar-b-que.
If my government let's them take me to the cannibal kettle in the sky in exchange for the formula for silly putty, then I hope I gave em all indigestion.
edit on 20-11-2011 by dcmb1409 because: (no reason given)
> ...They can't clone a gene, create artificial life, intelligence, or grow or create food without having the human body to experiment on.
Absolutely..... The Aliens are at a point in their evolution where, just like so many WalMart shoppers buy copious amounts of "Hungry Man TV dinners" so they don't have to grow / prepare meals from scratch, they are just too plain lazy to turn knobs and realign tubes, propelling liquid food into moulds / shapes of food stuff resembling what their parents ate in the past.....
Besides, why invest in new food manufacture facilities when all you have to do is hyper-drive down to earth for a short hunting / food gathering / vacation trip.... By the way it's cheaper to fill up the tank on the inter-stellar cruiser than buy foods from the money hungry alien corporations who purchase all their goods from a Chinese like planet (employing / victimizing 5 - 6 year workers) near them.....
Originally posted by eNaR
Originally posted by Equidae
Originally posted by dcmb1409
So we get all of these wonderful inventions like can openers, Swiss army knives, sham-wows, and scrubbing bubbles to name a few in exchange for humans kidnappers?
Seems like the aliens are only mechanical inclined and not genetic engineering or medical technology driven. They can't clone a gene, create artificial life, intelligence, or grow or create food without having the human body to experiment on. I've seen all of those pics of greys with huge teeth and big mouths that are voracious eaters and drool over human hogs that they fatten up for a space bar-b-que.
If my government let's them take me to the cannibal kettle in the sky in exchange for the formula for silly putty, then I hope I gave em all indigestion.
edit on 20-11-2011 by dcmb1409 because: (no reason given)
Speaking of Sham-Wows, maybe that's what really happened to Billy Mays?
He supposedly stood up in the window seat on a jet, knocked his head and after getting off the plane in a much confused state walked into a "Earth Uranus Tastes Good" cooler container headed for Alpha Centauri......
Originally posted by blocula
In the United States alone, there are over 10,000,000 people reported missing Every Year !!! and after all the murders and family kidnappings and runaways have been factored out...500,000 are never found!!! Every Year!!!
Something very very evil is going on all around us and Think About It...Its not in the news but brittany and gaga are in the news...Are we screwed up or what!!!
Wow,thats terrible and they probably dump our unusable refuse onto and then into the dark side of their ancient spaceship we call the moon...
Originally posted by minusugune
i watched some video some time ago and there was interesting part were someone said that human skeletons are dropped from alien spaceships to moon.
Originally posted by blocula
We hunt and kill deer,we harvest and kill cows,pigs and chickens by the hundreds of millions and then tear them apart and eat them without a care in the world...
We are so small and we think and act like we are so tall and we are ever so arrogant and think that its just not possible something is doing the same things to us...
Well guess what?...They are...
Our collective denial and our collective negative karma has joined together and formed a monster that is roaming the countryside,drifting down our city streets and flying through the sky and the evil aliens that we refuse to accept and face are harvesting our souls...
edit on 20-11-2011 by blocula because: (no reason given)
The usable and functioning high-tech owned by the Military Industrial Complex is at least 20 years ahead of whats realeased for public consumption...We get their old and already out-dated tech and are told to think its new...
Originally posted by dcmb1409
reply to post by blocula
Yeah I know. was in the military and had a Swiss army knife and a fine piece of equipment it was at the time. Can't wait for the new/old tech army knife to come out, hope it has some digital accessories included with the new/old tech model. All of the blades, scissors, tweezers, corkscrews and nail file became a bore after awhile.
Just hope I don't have to trade a loved one for it though.
Originally posted by blocula
France....39,000...Missing and never seen again...every year...
Germany...50,000...Missing and never seen again...every year...
I think it happened like this...The evil aliens rule earth and are the dominant species and they have allowed humans to set up shop and prosper...For a price...
Originally posted by blocula
The usable and functioning high-tech owned by the Military Industrial Complex is at least 20 years ahead of whats realeased for public consumption...We get their old and already out-dated tech and are told to think its new...
Originally posted by dcmb1409
reply to post by blocula
Yeah I know. was in the military and had a Swiss army knife and a fine piece of equipment it was at the time. Can't wait for the new/old tech army knife to come out, hope it has some digital accessories included with the new/old tech model. All of the blades, scissors, tweezers, corkscrews and nail file became a bore after awhile.
Just hope I don't have to trade a loved one for it though.
Imagine all the people who are continuously captured from 3rd world nations and they have very little ways and means of doing anything about it,or none at all,except to keep having more babies and the viscious harvest goes on and on...
edit on 20-11-2011 by blocula because: (no reason given)