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If You Were Abducted By ET What Questions Would You Ask Them?

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posted on Jan, 21 2011 @ 05:52 AM
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Why do you aliens become agitated and even terminate an abduction when Jesus Christ name is used? (methinks I already know the answer)


Alien: "Okay, bend over and try to relax..."
Human: "Jesus Christ!"
Alien: "Oh, sorry! We monitor your TV signals, and after watching your cable's Pussycat Channel,
we thought we were giving you a nice gift."
edit on 1/21/11 by BuzzCory because: Line placement




posted on Jan, 21 2011 @ 11:51 AM
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What lubricant do you use on your anal probes?



posted on Jan, 21 2011 @ 12:22 PM
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Plain and simple, I would ask them to teach me. Teach me whatever they could for as long as my brain could handle it.



posted on Jan, 21 2011 @ 01:06 PM
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Why Do you do this, you do not have to strap me down, i am up for anything.



posted on Jan, 21 2011 @ 01:20 PM
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I'd ask them where we came from;
I'd ask where they came from;
If we're actually related;
why they are here;
why we're here;
what is the purpose,
the meaning of existence?
What would you do to get those answers?
I'd give my life to see them grace humanity with knowledge.
I'd give anything to have them answer those questions for the masses directly.
I'd give anything for this world to recognize the answer from something we once called God.

Excellent question,
the link below has some answers that changed my perspective regarding everything.

Open the cover and view the free samples, reader comments, etc.

Become a born again realist!



posted on Jan, 21 2011 @ 01:20 PM
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When was the first contact?

Oh, and..............where is Jimmy Hoffa buried?

Peace..........yak055h
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posted on Jan, 21 2011 @ 01:24 PM
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Sorry if it's already been said, but I'd ask : "Gonna use anaesthetic?"



posted on Jan, 21 2011 @ 01:29 PM
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So Have i got this right, you now want to show me, youre massive weapon ?..... Oh GOD!.



posted on Jan, 21 2011 @ 01:33 PM
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1st i have to ask is this stuff legal on your world.....2nd do u smoke?



posted on Jan, 21 2011 @ 01:44 PM
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What an excellent poiint, fron cattle mutilation to probing, and all the rest thats gone before. i would ask them if they had come here for therapy.



posted on Jan, 21 2011 @ 02:29 PM
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Not the shiny finger! no!!!



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posted on Jan, 21 2011 @ 04:16 PM
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posted on Jan, 21 2011 @ 05:37 PM
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You know how im allways on about your bad skin well really when are you gonna do something about it ?



posted on Jan, 21 2011 @ 08:47 PM
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Im not a piece of meat you know. At least can i sing, until your finished.



posted on Jan, 21 2011 @ 08:55 PM
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You guys have an anecdote for a '___' overdose?

You guys were hav'in to much fun without me !

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posted on Jan, 21 2011 @ 11:48 PM
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Do You understand that i only agree to this, because you said, "Or Else". Just please dont take a running jump.



posted on Jan, 22 2011 @ 01:50 AM
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Where is Elvis?!?!



posted on Jan, 22 2011 @ 07:53 AM
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Originally posted by AlienProbed
reply to post by rogertom
reply to post by Gloster

Is it really necessary to post each question/humorous-anecdote/incomprehensible-dribble in it's own separate post?
I was under the impression that single line responses in threads are frowned upon; as well as posts that do not contribute to the overall theme of the thread.

Please Stop.
Thank-you.












posted on Jan, 22 2011 @ 08:22 AM
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first of all id thank them for getting me off this crap hole for a planet....to much bs cover ups and scams by the people(governments) who are suppost to be protecting us, representing us and take us into a promising future..without us who the hell are they...noone. if you cant trust your own people, who the hell can we trust...then id ask if they could beam me a cold beer ...
might sound obserd but i would probably ask if i could go with them to see how they live and just be around them for the pure pleasure in knowing something great is out there.



posted on Jan, 22 2011 @ 08:36 AM
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“Can we buzz James Gilliland’s ranch? I want to press my bare butt against this porthole as we pass.”



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