If You Were Abducted By ET What Questions Would You Ask Them?

Reading the other thread about belief in UFO and God got me to ponder on this question. I'd ask if they are also looking for God/Creator. What questions would you ask?

Can you tell me the most unimaginable thing a human would consider as fact and humans cannot even imagine it.

What is so out there in the universe, that humans could not even imagine, and could you show it to me.

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I would ask..."Of all human beings on planet Earth....why in the hell would you want to pick me?!"


Edit: I would also ask if they have a relationship with the government and if they are part of the NWO.
Also, it would be nice if they could take me to THEIR planet where I can be THEIR alien and teach them the human ways of being human!

Hu-man phone home

"I don't have to go back, do I?"

I'd ask them if they listen to music, why or why not, and then I would ask them to teach me their instruments.

I'd also ask them "not to probe me". Maybe this first.

I'd ask them if they would let me drive.

Originally posted by TinkererJim
What questions would you ask?

When do I get to go home?
Speekee dee Eenglish?
What's this button do?

I'd ask how Carl Sagan is getting on since his journey back home

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To be honest, my response would be outrage (and probably some hysteria lol.) Using some rather colorful words, I believe I'd ask them: "what the hell do you think you're doing" and "did I ever give you permission to abduct me..?" lol.

To think up a practical question to ask them should the event arise, well I'd still want to ask what I said above. But I'd certainly like to know the following:

1. Why do you abduct people?

2. What are your experiments for?

3. Have you gotten permission from our authorities to abduct its citizens?

4. Where do you come from?

5. How many intelligent races exist in our galaxy (that you know of?)

6. Do you have any advice that might help the problems here on earth?

Note: I wouldn't expect any replies from them, as from what I've read of alien abductee accounts these Grays seem to go about things in a cold, methodical way. They seem to be studying us as we might a new intelligent culture that was lesser evolved than we are (closing off the area, capturing and dissecting, yet trying to remain hidden and not interfere with their natural evolution as to study them as they evolve.)

"Can i borrow your phone, i should probably tell the missus i'm gonna be late."

Seriously though, something like, "How long have you been in contact with us, and how much have those greedy politicians made off of you?"

CX.

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If You Were Abducted By ET What Questions Would You Ask Them?

Hmmm... giving this some serious thought.

A ha!

1. Where are you from?

2. Why are you here?

3. Will you please not introduce any foreign objects to my body?

4. I would probably prefer NOT to remember this encounter if you must do the aforementioned procedure, soo could you bury this memory next to that of my first ex-wife... in that dark corner with all the cobwebs?

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I would ask them where do you create from?
I would ask, do you know where your dead are?
I would ask how do they feel about exterior universe????

1. What is your purpose for visiting Earth?
2. Why do you want your presence to be kept secret?
3. How do you traverse such vast distances?
4. Where are you from?
5. What is your culture like? Do you have diverse cultures on your planet/systems, or is it one, universal culture?
6. What are your spiritual beliefs? (if any)
7. What do you like about Earth?
8. What do you hate about Earth?
9. Would you share technology to aid in solving problems?
10. Would you be willing to take some humans to your planet/systems to see how you live?

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I would ask them .

"Are you going to lube that up?"
"Can i have a few of your weapons? (if you have any)"
"Can i take a photo with you for my facebook?"
"Can we stop by the moon?"(im looking for a flag)

Yeah i would probably be kicked out the UFO

1.when's dinner
2.I'm not dinner am I?
3.got coffee?
4.can you buzz the moon so I can see the landing sites?
5.do I have to go back?
6.can I fire the weapons?

i'd ask them when do you wipeout the cancer of earth (humans), and stop he infestation of he universe from this horrible disease. Whos ready to sign up for mass extermination for the benifit of earth and the rest of her species

"hey...you want a hit? *cough cough* its some good sh!t. you see the little orange hairs? you guys got this stuff on your planet?"

and i assume everyone knows what i'm talking about. im talkin bout that stuff. and then i would ask what galaxy they're from, what's their planet called, do they have names, and if their spaceship was a chevy or a ford. Also what do they eat.and if they have weed on their planet. and what do they use it for if they do.

Does this planet make my _ss look big?

OK, my serious questions are:

What did you hope to find in coming here?

Did you find it?

"Can I meet one of the blonde ones instead?"