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If You Were Abducted By ET What Questions Would You Ask Them?

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posted on Jan, 20 2011 @ 06:28 PM
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Dude ! Whats with the big head?

Or , Can I buy one of these rides?




posted on Jan, 20 2011 @ 06:33 PM
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CAN YOU PLEASE ABDUCT HIM?




edit on 20-1-2011 by Gloster because: (no reason given)



posted on Jan, 20 2011 @ 06:36 PM
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Why does toast always fall buttered-side down?
2nd



posted on Jan, 20 2011 @ 06:38 PM
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I'd probably not ask them. I'd probably rob the nearest weapon, take the ship, and then extract their memories into mine. They'd have to have that tech.

What I'd do then is up for grabs. God only knows. Maybe a royal tour of the galaxy. I'd probably drop them off somewhere and go solo or maybe with some friends. Maybe even start a secret human colony far off away from anyone.



posted on Jan, 20 2011 @ 06:49 PM
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-where are you from
-what do you want
-can you help our planet evolve
-got any jobs going
-can you take me for a spin
-have you eva made contact with governments
-and most of all were does space end is god real can you put me in contact with people we have lost and what happens to our soles when we die
id be happy if they just answered the last one.



posted on Jan, 20 2011 @ 06:54 PM
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Originally posted by Gorman91
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I'd probably not ask them. I'd probably rob the nearest weapon, take the ship, and then extract their memories into mine. They'd have to have that tech.

What I'd do then is up for grabs. God only knows. Maybe a royal tour of the galaxy. I'd probably drop them off somewhere and go solo or maybe with some friends. Maybe even start a secret human colony far off away from anyone.
i think the American government has already done that one



posted on Jan, 20 2011 @ 07:00 PM
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Will you keep your hands to your self, you slimy grey perv, my friend gloster is phoning the police for me, as we speak.



posted on Jan, 20 2011 @ 07:01 PM
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1) What is the reason for the existence of our species?
2) Does such a thing as an esoteric "life after death" exist?
3) Is love a neurosis or is it the key?
4) Why do you allow us to feed on our fellow earthlings when you can simply provide us with protein replicator technology?

Depending on the answers, I'd further inquire about transhumanism, transspecieism and whether or not they'd be willing to facilitate my evolution/augmentation.
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posted on Jan, 20 2011 @ 07:09 PM
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"Take me to your leader"?


Seriously though, I would probably ask them everything I can think of on the spot.



posted on Jan, 20 2011 @ 07:11 PM
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Are you a good witch or a bad witch?



posted on Jan, 20 2011 @ 07:18 PM
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I'd skip everything to do with politics and religion and go straight for the basics:

What are you doing here?

WTF do you want with ME?

Do you have any Beer?



posted on Jan, 20 2011 @ 07:20 PM
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Well yea of course. Why do you think they never come by anymore? Would you stop at a neighborhood where the locals are renowned for stealing your stuff?



posted on Jan, 20 2011 @ 07:30 PM
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Dont you know, i consider it a rule of thumb, never to date a backstabbing, regurgitating, obnoxious being, such as yourself, who stinks of rotting, mutilated cattle flesh. But please dont take it personally.



posted on Jan, 20 2011 @ 08:20 PM
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I would say take me away and i never want to go back to that ball of dust ever again



posted on Jan, 20 2011 @ 08:27 PM
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"What ther hell did you do with Elvis!"



posted on Jan, 20 2011 @ 08:54 PM
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The main thing I would ask ET if I were abducted would have to be...

"Your not going to make me go back there are you"?

Second thing I'd ask is....

"When you come, will you be bringing Elvis back with you"?



Doh, Last 2 posters beat me to it....LOL
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posted on Jan, 20 2011 @ 08:54 PM
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i'd ask them what their perspective on reality is



posted on Jan, 20 2011 @ 09:08 PM
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First - where the hell are my keys

Second - why do you always screw with my keys

Third - do you have like a 'keys thing' phobia



posted on Jan, 20 2011 @ 09:10 PM
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Why are you abducting me? You could of just called. Do you have booze?



posted on Jan, 20 2011 @ 09:12 PM
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