If You Were Abducted By ET What Questions Would You Ask Them?

reply to post by KANE OG


Haha... I just pretty much said the same thing below.

And what's with all this anal probing? Having trouble getting a girlfriend. Here's tip - don't stick your finger up her ...

Originally posted by Neurolanis
reply to post by TinkererJim

 

To be honest, my response would be outrage (and probably some hysteria lol.) Using some rather colorful words, I believe I'd ask them: "what the hell do you think you're doing" and "did I ever give you permission to abduct me..?" lol.

To think up a practical question to ask them should the event arise, well I'd still want to ask what I said above. But I'd certainly like to know the following:

1. Why do you abduct people?

2. What are your experiments for?

3. Have you gotten permission from our authorities to abduct its citizens?

4. Where do you come from?

5. How many intelligent races exist in our galaxy (that you know of?)

6. Do you have any advice that might help the problems here on earth?

Note: I wouldn't expect any replies from them, as from what I've read of alien abductee accounts these Grays seem to go about things in a cold, methodical way. They seem to be studying us as we might a new intelligent culture that was lesser evolved than we are (closing off the area, capturing and dissecting, yet trying to remain hidden and not interfere with their natural evolution as to study them as they evolve.)

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You hit the nail on the head sir.

reply to post by TinkererJim


1. Do you ever disguise yourselves to walk among the people of Earth?
2. Do you have Earth currency on hand for such occasions?
3. Have you seen the Golden Gate Bridge in California?
4. Would you like to own it?
5. Did I name a reasonable price, or would you care to name a figure?
6. What's that long, thin thing with the hose on the end of it?
7. Hey, just what do you think you're doing back there?

are alien women more sincere than earthlings and if so do they think earthlings are cute?

Why do you aliens become agitated and even terminate an abduction when Jesus Christ name is used?

(methinks I already know the answer)

id ask if they are good or evil and if there are millions of world with civilized life like earths.
i think it would be scary to get abducted by ET's!

Do Alien women fake it.

reply to post by TinkererJim


assuming they know all about us

what is the origin of us humans ?
what is our purpose ?
what's our destination ?

id ask for a history lession about there race

Having not looked through all the posts (I know shame upon me)...

but...

I don't think you get to ask questions....or say anything for that matter....period.

However, to stick to the topic, I'd ask...

How long did your race flounder about aimlessly without a clue as to how to co-exist with one another before you finally figured it out?

Yes Of course it was you, Now i just hope this penicillin works.

Originally posted by Neurolanis
reply to post by TinkererJim

 

To be honest, my response would be outrage (and probably some hysteria lol.) Using some rather colorful words, I believe I'd ask them: "what the hell do you think you're doing" and "did I ever give you permission to abduct me..?" lol.

To think up a practical question to ask them should the event arise, well I'd still want to ask what I said above. But I'd certainly like to know the following:

1. Why do you abduct people?

2. What are your experiments for?

3. Have you gotten permission from our authorities to abduct its citizens?

4. Where do you come from?

5. How many intelligent races exist in our galaxy (that you know of?)

6. Do you have any advice that might help the problems here on earth?

Note: I wouldn't expect any replies from them, as from what I've read of alien abductee accounts these Grays seem to go about things in a cold, methodical way. They seem to be studying us as we might a new intelligent culture that was lesser evolved than we are (closing off the area, capturing and dissecting, yet trying to remain hidden and not interfere with their natural evolution as to study them as they evolve.)

edit on 19-1-2011 by Neurolanis because: (no reason given)

1. They abduct people cause their race is becoming extinct. Only 2000 REAL greys out there, the rest are bots and clones. Their DNA was manipulated by the civilizations from Alpha Draconis and Orion aka reptilians. We are basically a gene bank for them. That's why theres so much attention to us humans on earth. Every one of you is genetically RICH.

3. In 1954, the greys made a treaty with our govt. in exchange for technology. so we got sold out...

4. The greys are mostly from Zeta Reticuli.

reply to post by krimletch


If they get bored by human questions due to frequent abductions then most probably they would prepare a FAQ for humans and hand them the document before coming face to face

I would punch ET right in the face and say that's for the ass probing last year!
2nd F@#$ line!

Ooooo, a fun one! First, I would ask. . .exactly what did Spielberg use to contact you guys?
I would also ask if they have salsa on their home world, then suggest we get some chips.

The most important question I could ask is. . .where in "time" are we really?

Do you know, the stuff youve done to me, is wrong on so many levels. i hope youve got good legal council.

The universe have a limit? Can you show me that? If not I'll settle to watch the Orion Nebula

do you are we
from the future or from the past?

Why you come to us ?
are you Gog and Magog ?
are you have web site send link to my email

Will You remove this Offending probe IF I BEG.