If You Were Abducted By ET What Questions Would You Ask Them?

1. Is the Universe infinite?
2. Do you know something that will happen in 2012?
3. Do aliens exist on earth?
4. Would you have any advice to give humans on how to improve our way of life
5. Can i have a picture
6. Has there ever been a universe war?
7. Can i take back soem technology to show my family?
8. Do you adbuct people at random or are they chosen for a reason?
9. Was roswell real? Like was it really yoru aircraft that crashed?
10. Can i see your planet and way of culture?

Has your ship got Wifi??? and can you travel through time?.

I can haz chzbrgr plx?

i would ask:

why me of all people.
why has it taken so long.

& do you have a spare pair of pants as i've wet mine

it's one of those questions you never know what you'll say untill it happens.

If you really are benevolant then why do you allow our civilisation to be repressed by those that crave power? why not show the people that there is more to life than money and power?

I would be highly insulted so I wouldn't be very nice to those aliens. I'd ask them - "How come you picked me? You think I look like a cow or something? Huh, huh, do yah? Do I look like I want to be probed? Huh, Huh, do I?"

I'd ask them if they would mind taking my mother in-law back with them.

Hmm..

I guess I would ask them many questions about the universe and technologies they have.
Also, I'd really wish to see their planet or any other one in a 'solar' system.
Pics would be nice too. And some documents for study. Especially in the politics and philosophical fields.


And in the end, if they have any evidence for the existence of what we call paranormal activities/abilities.
There are more questions to ask, of course, but I could go on and on till tomorrow morning.

I would ask.... "Is this going to hurt?"

I assume anal probes are unpleasant...

Depends on the aliens in question

Alien grey...nordic style pleadian...buglike brain eaters, reptilians, etc...which style of steriotypical alien will bring up very different questions.

Generally speaking though

if helpful or beneviolent, I would ask a series of questions about their FTL travels, their general history, our history from their perspective, etc.

if they are the conquoring overlord types, well...assuming they would talk to me, I would ask them about their history again, their motivations (why try to kill us for our gold if you can just fly over there and get endless gold with no resistance).

Both of them though, I would ask why they are being so hidden from the general population..if they showed up 50 years ago and simply landed, by now it would be considered the norm.

Originally posted by franspeakfree
If you really are benevolant then why do you allow our civilisation to be repressed by those that crave power? why not show the people that there is more to life than money and power?

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Seriously, why the hell do we have to care how a pack of wolves choose their pack leader?

Why would an alien care how we choose our leaders?

Do you feel you are beneviolent towards a tribe of monkeys by letting them sort out their own order to the betterment or destruction of their own?

Are you wanting all aliens to be parents...and anything less (such as self determinization) means they are evil?

Sort of a sad stance really...if you don't lead me by the nose on how to run my own house, then that means your evil.

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I would ask, what the universe is, what purpose does it sevre? Is this a test at seeing if some creator(s) can create intelligent life?

Are you from the future? Can I have a tour of the universe? Can I leave earth forever to work with you guys, I feel much more comfortable with you guys rather then those violent smelly human apes.
I would ask many questions and begin to adapt, to their way of living.

To me science is everything, if I had the chance I would leave earth forever, and never return, if it meant crossing the cosmos.

Edit. I would ask about their quantum field generator, and how they ripped a hole in space/time.

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Anal probes? Haha someone has a queerish fantasy, try nasal probes. # going up your nose, like nano probes. Lol

Best way to your brain is up your butt, but up your nose.

I think the fact I'd be speechless would probably limit my ability to question but if I made it past that point.......

Do you know how the universe began and does it ever end?
Do you know if one God exist, if so what's your interpretation of and have you ever seen him or_?
Can I take your ride for a spin around the block?

Thought about this for a second before realizing that being abducted seems to imply that I didn't have a choice. I'd probably ask what is alien for, "not cool, man".

Well, if they're friendly, I'd first ask why me?

I mean, that would be more surreal than I could ever put into to words.

"Where are you from?"

"What's life like after death?"

"Can life coexist on different dimensions?"

"How do you travel faster than light?"

"What's going to happen of Earth?"

These are just some of the questions I'd ask. I think I'd keep them up for days with how many questions I'd come up with it.

Oh, another important one

"What is the truth about Earth's history and human beings?"

Do I have to go back?

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first question, because i would assume we would no longer be at my firm or my loft, would be... "where the hell are we?!?"

quickly followed by "i think you got the wrong guy, are you sure?"

"what's that do? what's this do?"

"you're not just abducting me right? i don't have to go back, do i?"

"please say your planet is more peaceful than this one, and hopefully not destroying their mother like we do"

"what's that do? what's this do?"

As in:


"What does this red button do?"
"Don't touc...."



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hahaha yeah, but more like from invader zim... hmmm... now that would be an alien i would be so down to be abducted by!!!

www.youtube.com...

i can't get this to embed... i am so angry