What Headline would you most like to see on the front page of your newspaper?

32 million residents of the US have illegally immigrated to Mexico and are sending money home by the bucket load.

This Will Be Our Last Issue...Chaos and Anarchy Rule the Land




bring it!

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Liberal Hypocrisy Exposed! All Mainstream News Outlets Will Now ACTUALLY Do Their Jobs Instead of Having an Orgasm At Mention of "Obama"!

Aliens Visit Earth And Bring Hangover Free Beer

"Barrel full of monkeys not as fun as previously believed; in fact truly horrifying!"

John Titor confirmed time traveler!!!

Breaking News! Whisper67 wins Powerball!

Intelligent, Benevolent Alien Life Found!

World Financial Markets Collapes! Utiopia Found!

George W Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld indicted for war crimes!

LHC to be dismantled, scientist reveal they have no fraking idea what they're doing!

Humans realize it's okay to have varying belief systems!

Casey Anthony to be led to public square; everyone BYOB bring your own bat!

Experts find there is hope for humanity!

Nordsrtams announces 'grab what you can for free' promotion.

No one in Charge. The whole world at peace. People work together.





[edit on 24-2-2009 by spinkyboo]

The Road to Abundance is Finally Ended, and We Now live in Luxury!

To see the path we might use to get to this headline, please read my book, linked in my sig.

reply to post by johnny2127


Pluto Re-Instated as planet...

Goofy is ticked off...

Humanoid body falls out of the sky

It's as if a science fiction story has come to life. Residents of small-town Caxambu, Brazil are in utter shock over an apparent extraterrestrial being having fallen out of the sky during a youth soccer game last Sunday.

Amongst terrified screams of the children, parents and adult onlookers swarmed the western half of the field to see what had landed. It wasn't long before frenzied shouts of "extranjero" and "extraterrestre" were being heard.

Within minutes emergency personnel were on the scene cordoning off the field and forcing onlookers to back away from the body. Emergency teams made their way through the crowd wearing bio-hazard suits. The body was immediately covered over with layers of heavy tarp. Police units with megaphones were cautioning onlookers to back away under threat of arrest.

"It was a madhouse" proclaimed John Festle of NJ. "The second someone yelled extraterrestrial it was bedlam. I'm lucky I didn't get trampled trying to get out of the field." John was visiting a family friend who's son was an athlete in the soccer game. When asked if he had seen the body, John replied with a stern no.

Just 100 miles northwest of tourist hot spot Rio Di Janiero, Caxambu has become a hotbed of activity as word of mouth spread throughout the region. As of now the field has been closed off and temporary mobile buildings litter the grounds. Armed police officers stand at barricades at the perimeter. Crowds form hourly chanting "queremos la verdad" or "we want the truth". A police briefing has been promised, but as of yet has not taken place.

No videos or photos of the supposed extraterrestrial body has surfaced, although the body has been described as having knobs sticking from it's head, with long arms and short legs. Such a description bears striking resemblance to other supposed extraterrestrials seen in Brazil in 1996.

There is no word on the condition of the being at this time.

This is a fictional account. Any resemblence to real people, situations, is entirely coincidental. No aliens were harmed in the fabricating of this story.

I would LOVE to see this.

5.5 Billion people dead would be a great headline, if there was anyone left to print newspapers and read them

Loch Ness Monster found with Bigfoot in it's mouth!

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LOL!!!!!

I liked this one most, on the comedy side of things..

In honesty I'd like this:

"American Football over, Soccer re-established"

BREAKING NEWS!
IT HAS JUST BEEN DISCOVERED, THAT THE UNITED STATES HAS BEEN MISLEADING THE PUBLIC ABOUT THE UFO PHENOMENON FOR YEARS!

Silver and Gold 5k and 50k an ounce respectivly!!

MR OBAMA: ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS ON EUROPA

"Virus causing everyone to tell the truth"

It would sure make things a lot easier instead of word play and BS.

I don't care as long as my good lady wrote them.

(She's a journo. )

ALIENS HAVE LANDED!

and the byline:

Fleet of four ships lands on White House Lawn; Obama Administration in 'all-night discussions' with humanoid beings.

That would do it for me.



[edit on 24-2-2009 by Elepheagle]