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What Headline would you most like to see on the front page of your newspaper?

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posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 01:44 AM
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Talks today begin to jumpstart an international effort to build starships that will take volunteers outside of our solar system.

Or....

Alien visitors have arrived, offer trade of technology for end to human warfare, both military and economic.




posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 01:49 AM
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WORLDS LARGEST PEDOPHILE RING BUSTED, ARRESTS HAVE BEEN MADE IN HIGHEST LEVELS OF WORLD GOVERNMENTS AND INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES.

No More Franklin cover-ups and Catholic buggery.No more MK-ULTRA.



posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 01:54 AM
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"TOMORROW IS THE END"

and at the bottom of the article "...jk"



posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 02:14 AM
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"US Legalizes Marijuana"

"Angelina leaves Brad for Deepred"

"Ben & Jerrys Ice Cream improves IQ"

"Oprah names Deepred in Will" ............ "Oprah Chokes on Chicken Bone"

"Long Fued Between Dogs & Cats Ends"

"Rude People Subject to Capitol Punishment"

"Bloggers Among Wealthiest in Nation"

"Rush Limbaugh and Bill Clinton to Wed"

"Government Admits Aliens are Just Ugly People"

"Television Improves Muscle tone & sexual performance"

"Myth Busted: Nice Guys Do Finish First"

"Sedentary Lifestyle Key to Longevity"



posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 02:15 AM
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Founding Fathers resurrected through genetic reconstructive cloning.



That would make my day.



posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 02:18 AM
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EXPLOSION INSIDE CFR BUILDING MANY MISSING

BUSH FAMILY & ASSOCIATES INDICTED FOR WAR CRIMES

TONY BLAIR TO STAND TRIAL FOR WAR CRIMES

OUR NEW INTERGALACTIC NEIGHBOURS INSIST THAT THE PEOPLE RESPONSIBLE FOR 911 MUST BE VAPOURISED

GIANT METALLIC DISC FOUND IN TIBET

OIL DEPLETION INTENSIFIES OBAMA "OIL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT"



posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 02:21 AM
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"World Ego Beaten! Peace on Earth Attained!"



posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 03:13 AM
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ZOMBIES!

Pretty much self-explanatory there.






posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 03:14 AM
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Originally posted by deepred

"Long Fued Between Dogs & Cats Ends"



LOL

That was great! That sounds like something you'd see in the Onion newspaper.



posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 03:44 AM
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im usally just a reader here but i had to post one...

"UFO lands on White House lawn... as a drunken Elvis stumbles out!"

I dont know, i could be stealing that from a weekly world news article not sure.

or...

"E.T.s land and admit to abductions, state anal probes were for a hazeing ritual for thier college students."

~AZ



posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 04:01 AM
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"Pat Sharp standing for Prime Minister"

Now that would be hilarious.
All the good things from the 80s like his mullet but without that b***h thatcher



posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 04:32 AM
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New global system,2 day work week and free education.



posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 04:39 AM
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"Burgeoning prison population forces Blair and Brown to share cell at Broadmoor"

Now that would be one to cut out and stick in the scrapbook.



posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 04:48 AM
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Originally posted by David9176
WE'RE BROKE

That would get people's attention.

[edit on 23-2-2009 by David9176]


Indirectly on Marketwatch that has already been posted, but really
it points to the fact we are not broke so much but that the
greatest theft in history took place.

&print=true&dist=pr intTop]100's of trillions in derivatives to destroy US per Warren Buffett

And yes, that is Trillions with a "T".

Also it is not that I want this headline, but I do prefer the truth
over the lies that we are often fed.

Keep in mind this warning came almost a year ago, about 6 months
before the bottom started to fall out.

The worst is yet to come.

Good Luck to you all !



posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 04:56 AM
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"ISRAEL PULLS OUT OF GAZA....... GAZA NOT PREGNANT"



posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 04:56 AM
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Honestly?

----- DEAD! STOCKS REBOUND TO RECORD HIGHS

You fill in the blanks.



posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 06:34 AM
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landmass sinks in southeastern pacific ocean "australia " was once known as the "lucky"country in the first decade 21st century.,,(new world weekly)



posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 06:48 AM
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“Everyone in the government had a simultaneous epiphany and decided to criminalize party politics and move the country back to it’s “Of the people, by the people for the people” roots.”



posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 07:09 AM
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Lolled the most at that


"Washington & NY Nuked"



posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 07:53 AM
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World Economic Collapse!

President Impeached for Jay Walking!

Federal Reserve, IRS, and FBI Nuked!

All Wishes Granted by Universal Being!

Edit: Thought I would add: New punishment for rapists and pedophiles! Privates, arms and legs removed! Forced to watch Vh1 24/7!

[edit on 24-2-2009 by Tentickles]



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