WE'RE BROKE

That would get people's attention.

[edit on 23-2-2009 by David9176]

6 foot Amazonian women are currently seeking someone who goes by the name of Goathief (cont.)

Erm, not what you were after? I'd have to say that at this second I'd go for Economic Meltdown Over

A headline I would not mind seeing in the front page would be:

EVERY TAXPAYER TO GET A TAX FREE $25,000.00 BAILOUT!!

Yep...that would be a paper worth spending 50 cents on!



Cheers!!!!

That all is finally up and running now that we have been freed from the nwo agenda, and the last of the cartel have been rounded up and are secured. That
true peace is emerging with cooperation from our galactic neighbours and their mentorship programs and new technologies are freeing us from ever having to be slaves again.

Obama impeached...Ron Paul elected!

yes I know not going to happen but it's what I would most like to see

Free energy costs soar to thirty five cents! Citizens outraged!!

"Coordinated US Military Identifies, Removes and jails all Corrupt Politicians in Washington and all 50 States, abolishes Federal Reserve and kicks out all foreign troops, fires and jails all corrupt military contractors, repeals stimulus bill and instead gives the money to homeowners and the needy, withdraws from Iraq, Afghanistan, and closes all bases around the world, reinstates constitution to the letter, abolishes Patriot Act and FISA, discloses all knowledge about UFO's, disarms all police except for sidearms and needed weapons for SWAT teams, promises true transparency, puts Ron Paul in charge as temporary President, abolishes all Executive Orders counter to the constitution, returns all powers to the states contingent upon them establishing a new federal government."


I could live with that for starters.

The US strikes it Rich! Tons of Oil Found In Alaska!

Some extremely long headlines here!

(Not like this post)

Originally posted by TrueAmerican
"Coordinated US Military Identifies, Removes and jails all Corrupt Politicians in Washington and all 50 States, abolishes Federal Reserve and kicks out all foreign troops, fires and jails all corrupt military contractors, repeals stimulus bill and instead gives the money to homeowners and the needy, withdraws from Iraq, Afghanistan, and closes all bases around the world, reinstates constitution to the letter, abolishes Patriot Act and FISA, discloses all knowledge about UFO's, disarms all police except for sidearms and needed weapons for SWAT teams, promises true transparency, puts Ron Paul in charge as temporary President, abolishes all Executive Orders counter to the constitution, returns all powers to the states contingent upon them establishing a new federal government."


I could live with that for starters.

Thats awesome. May be the longest headline in history also. But admirable.

What if you had to condense it?

i would like to see a headline that read

NO MORE MONEY, WE FINALY REALIZED ITS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL
EVERYTHING IS FREE FOR EVERYONE WHENEVER THEY WANT IT ALL THE TIME FOR THE REST OF TIME.

COMPLETE GLOBAL FINANCIAL COLLAPSE!!!
Now instead of people focusing on making money, they will be forced to improve themselves without compensation. All food, housing, medical, will be given to all regardless of their place in life.

"Next step in Human evolution occurs! Makes greed and dishonestly obsolete!"


Ok, so maybe a bit over the top. lol

[edit on 23-2-2009 by johnny2127]

"Fire balls over Texas landed in a brutally handsome man's yard in New Mexico and found to be made of Cheese!"

Federal Reserve Dissolved!

Return to a Gold Standard Announced!

Anti-Gun Legislation Repealed!

Patriot Act Found Unconstitutional!

Hundreds of Bankers and Executives get Subpoenas!

Bill of Rights is the Bottom Line!

Too Big to Fail Corporations Allowed to Fail!

Congress Avoids Nationalization!

Santa Claus is Real!

"ALL DRUGS TO BE LEGALIZED AND TAXED!"

But with private for profit prisons, almost half of their "business" would be lost.

This major group also generally gets longer sentences then the inmates who had been convicted of a violent offense.

They are also the most likely not to cause any problems, just eating and sleeping until they are released.

It's much easier watching over someone who should not be in jail, then watching over someone who should...

[edit on 23-2-2009 by breakingdradles]

Originally posted by lernmore


Santa Claus is Real!

Well, that is true...his real name is Barack Obama!! JUst ask any business that has received free money from him.

Originally posted by rangersdad

Originally posted by lernmore


Santa Claus is Real!

Well, that is true...his real name is Barack Obama!! JUst ask any business that has received free money from him.

Guess that depends on perspective. Some would call him 'the Grinch'