What Headline would you most like to see on the front page of your newspaper?

"Worlds Banking Elite Dies In Unexplained Plane Crash!"

"Republicratic Socialist Union Party Abolished - Replaced by Grand Choice Of 72 Different Independent Parties!"

"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh C'thulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!"

"Bailed out CEO picks up winning mega-millions lottery ticket."

I can't wait!

BAILOUT FOR SEX DEPRIVED: MONICA LEWINSKI NOMINATED TO HEAD DEPARTMENT

Originally posted by johnny2127
Thats awesome. May be the longest headline in history also. But admirable.

What if you had to condense it?

"US Military Reads and Acts on Constitution."

*Humanity Woke Up This Morning & Realized The Futility Of Non-Purposeful Existence*

2nd headline right below--->*10th Dimension Freshly Manifest! Were ALL Enlightened NOW!!! WOOO HOOO!*

Originally posted by TrueAmerican

Originally posted by johnny2127
Thats awesome. May be the longest headline in history also. But admirable.

What if you had to condense it?

"US Military Reads and Acts on Constitution."

Good one. I'd expand it to 'Congress Reads and Adhere's to the Constitution'

ALL 50 states Declare Sovereignty!

Free Energy Source Discovered!

Cats and Dogs..Living Together!

Jimmy Hoffa's Body Found!

This one was already mentioned in a way but it was the first thing that came to my mind,

"FEDERAL RESERVE ABOLISHED; MONETARY POLICY TO BE BACKED BY GOLD, SILVER"

"911 Confirmed by Government as a False Flag Event!"

"SHTF - SitX now a Reality!"

"Bilderberg Group Members Suffer From Terminal Flesh-eating Virus"



just a few LOL

Originally posted by LOLZebra
This one was already mentioned in a way but it was the first thing that came to my mind,

"FEDERAL RESERVE ABOLISHED; MONETARY POLICY TO BE BACKED BY GOLD, SILVER"

That would be so fantastic. Federal Reserve manipulation is a huge part of our current problems.

"Today the USA has declared .....a year of Jubilee ....where everyones debts will be forgiven and they will have a new slate to start all over..."

Also millions of Job openings across the US ...



PS >...
(My first thought was "Millions of Christians Missing (raptured)" ..
But I decided not to post it so this thread did not turn into a slam the christian who believes in the rapture thread) ...lol ..................
But that was my first thought ..not because I want to escape this world ..but because I really want to be with my Lord and Saviour ......I really really love the Lord and cant wait to see the way he will rule this world ..........it will be so AWESOME >......and I pray that others will choose to know him and love him before he finishes his work here and starts it all anew ....so they too can see what it is going to be like with him as ruler (without the evil and the wickedness ) ........



[edit on 23-2-2009 by Simplynoone]

Obama born in Kenya...will resign at noon tomorrow!

That's my headline and I'm sticking to it!

reply to post by johnny2127


Here I'll condense that one for you.

Horrible accident;
The well known Rothschild family all taken out in a freak grilling Accident when the Propane tank exploded.

"China sells good quality items"

"Obama and McCain steal Diamond from Smithsonian" (for the south park watchers out there)

"Celebrities sent to special FEMA camps for reeducation."


but on a more serious note:

"The UN has formed the first brigade of world police"

"The US has become a totalitarian state"

"World Government installed to rule over earth"

"The Meaning of Live" on page 3
"FEDS SURRENDER" on page 4
"New Alien Technology" on page 5
"Secret to Time Traveling" on page 6
"Marijuana Legalized" on page 7

I gota edit this one more time (but what a good/fun thread to start) ....Thanks


[edit on 24-2-2009 by TrainDispatcher]

How about:

"NOW IN 4-PLY"

That's all newspapers are good for.

Oh, except the games and comics.

The Republic

1907

.05 cents

"The dead are returning to life and attacking/Feeding on the living! NO CURE IN SIGHT"

"World Peace signifies the Golden Age of Man."

"Mythical beasts discovered."

"End of the World. May God be with us all."

"Monetary system abolished worldwide."