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posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 04:48 PM
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144.000 TAKEN



Thousands of Alien Ships In World's Skies




posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 04:52 PM
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Originally posted by simonecharisse
THANK YOU johnny2127, for appreciating my headlines. This is the very first time that someone reacted positively, not contrarily, to me, on this forum. People are so horrendously mean, here on ATS, and unprovoked. I'm getting mean right back, though. Cuz the unrighteousness of it all is ticking me off.
We need to have the Siren Oracle Joan Swirsky, psychologize as to why rightwingers are so psychopathologically mean. I used to listen to their conservative radio hosts yuk it up about harming and killing cats and kittens. Because those types think that animals are knowingly leftist and choose leftist owners. CLINICALLY INSANE. (Joanie.....)




Your welcome. Sorry if some don't respond well. I guess just remember that they don't represent all conservatives. There are many mean spirited liberals as well, but they don't represent all.


Come up with some more good headlines!! This is fun to read.



posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 05:00 PM
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"CUBS WIN WORLD SERIES! CURSE FINALLY BROKEN!"



posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 05:01 PM
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Karl Rove and Dick Cheney receive life in prison for treason!

That would make me smile for months!



posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 05:07 PM
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"WILEY COYOTE HAS EPIPHANY; HAS ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY ACME PRODUCTS, SO HE CAN AFFORD DINNER AS WELL. ROAD RUNNER SPARED"

[edit on 24-2-2009 by johnny2127]



posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 05:14 PM
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Here's a few:

-LOCAL MAN WINS LARGEST LOTTO JACKPOT EVER

(Me!)

-2010: THE YEAR WE MAKE CONTACT

(LOL!)

-LIFE AFTER DEATH NO LONGER DEBATED
"They're here" and going nowhere soon



posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 06:09 PM
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"JERICHO returns to TV, again!"


on a serious note: "All Nukes Have Been Destroyed"



posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 06:15 PM
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Rockefeller, Kissinger, Brzezinski Top List of Elite
Indicted for Racketeering, Crimes Against Humanity



posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 06:23 PM
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Gordon Brown and Tony Blair officially a couple, George Bush feels cheated



posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 07:09 PM
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ROVE TELLS ALL---PLANE CRASHES INTO PENTAGON



posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 07:11 PM
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One that summarizes the top featured article. One that's spelled correctly and illicits a desire to read on.



posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 07:51 PM
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"Worlds Citizens Call Central Bankers Bluff...New World Wide Financial System Instituted"

"Hx3 Wins Nobel Prize for Cold Fusion Unlimited Energy Device"

"Detroit Lions Win 1st Game!!!"




posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 07:59 PM
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Missing Spring Texas Woman, Sabrina Pina, Found Alive and Unharmed!!!


Unfortunately a body was discovered yesterday and it belongs to her. For some reason, I thought I was going to say I wanted to see something awesome like all of you have posted, but after watching the news tonight I just felt so sad for this family.



posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 08:04 PM
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"Tax collection has been deemed obsolete. Collection will cease as determined by governemnt document signed into law today"



posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 08:27 PM
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Global Warming has Been REVERSED!


wouldn't that be a dream....



posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 08:37 PM
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posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 09:51 PM
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I was going to answer this one honestly. But I've learned something here on ATS.

Always look at the date someone registered before responding.

Government agent looking for free info, anyone?



posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 09:57 PM
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"NEWSPAPERS OUT OF INK" ... then how was it printed?



posted on Feb, 24 2009 @ 11:04 PM
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"Obama and the Bilderbergers Establish NWO - Citizens Expect Antichrist To Be Revealed Soon"

Chips,anyone?



posted on Feb, 25 2009 @ 12:17 AM
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on a serious note... it would definitely be

"Alien Spaceships land in (whatever the place) first official contact made"

On a dreamed world then would come

MilitieTempliSalmo elected president of the World and the Lord of the Galaxy by the Aliens - news inside HE OWNS EVERYTHING...

(but... I would still be happy with 100 million from the lottery tho...)




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