What Headline would you most like to see on the front page of your newspaper?

144.000 TAKEN

Thousands of Alien Ships In World's Skies

Originally posted by simonecharisse
THANK YOU johnny2127, for appreciating my headlines. This is the very first time that someone reacted positively, not contrarily, to me, on this forum. People are so horrendously mean, here on ATS, and unprovoked. I'm getting mean right back, though. Cuz the unrighteousness of it all is ticking me off.
We need to have the Siren Oracle Joan Swirsky, psychologize as to why rightwingers are so psychopathologically mean. I used to listen to their conservative radio hosts yuk it up about harming and killing cats and kittens. Because those types think that animals are knowingly leftist and choose leftist owners. CLINICALLY INSANE. (Joanie.....)

Your welcome. Sorry if some don't respond well. I guess just remember that they don't represent all conservatives. There are many mean spirited liberals as well, but they don't represent all.

Come up with some more good headlines!! This is fun to read.

"CUBS WIN WORLD SERIES! CURSE FINALLY BROKEN!"

Karl Rove and Dick Cheney receive life in prison for treason!

That would make me smile for months!

"WILEY COYOTE HAS EPIPHANY; HAS ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY ACME PRODUCTS, SO HE CAN AFFORD DINNER AS WELL. ROAD RUNNER SPARED"

[edit on 24-2-2009 by johnny2127]

Here's a few:

-LOCAL MAN WINS LARGEST LOTTO JACKPOT EVER

(Me!)

-2010: THE YEAR WE MAKE CONTACT

(LOL!)

-LIFE AFTER DEATH NO LONGER DEBATED
"They're here" and going nowhere soon

"JERICHO returns to TV, again!"


on a serious note: "All Nukes Have Been Destroyed"

Rockefeller, Kissinger, Brzezinski Top List of Elite
Indicted for Racketeering, Crimes Against Humanity

Gordon Brown and Tony Blair officially a couple, George Bush feels cheated

ROVE TELLS ALL---PLANE CRASHES INTO PENTAGON

One that summarizes the top featured article. One that's spelled correctly and illicits a desire to read on.

"Worlds Citizens Call Central Bankers Bluff...New World Wide Financial System Instituted"

"Hx3 Wins Nobel Prize for Cold Fusion Unlimited Energy Device"

"Detroit Lions Win 1st Game!!!"

Missing Spring Texas Woman, Sabrina Pina, Found Alive and Unharmed!!!


Unfortunately a body was discovered yesterday and it belongs to her. For some reason, I thought I was going to say I wanted to see something awesome like all of you have posted, but after watching the news tonight I just felt so sad for this family.

"Tax collection has been deemed obsolete. Collection will cease as determined by governemnt document signed into law today"

Global Warming has Been REVERSED!

wouldn't that be a dream....

I was going to answer this one honestly. But I've learned something here on ATS.

Always look at the date someone registered before responding.

Government agent looking for free info, anyone?

"NEWSPAPERS OUT OF INK" ... then how was it printed?

"Obama and the Bilderbergers Establish NWO - Citizens Expect Antichrist To Be Revealed Soon"

Chips,anyone?

on a serious note... it would definitely be

"Alien Spaceships land in (whatever the place) first official contact made"

On a dreamed world then would come

MilitieTempliSalmo elected president of the World and the Lord of the Galaxy by the Aliens - news inside HE OWNS EVERYTHING...

(but... I would still be happy with 100 million from the lottery tho...)