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What Headline would you most like to see on the front page of your newspaper?

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posted on Feb, 25 2009 @ 08:38 AM
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Originally posted by Ridhya
PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE ANYTHING IN A NEWSPAPER HEADLINE
Editor 'Familiar' with Irony

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NEWSPAPER CAUSES CANCER: STUDY
Details inside


haha stole my idea and made it better! great job.




posted on Feb, 25 2009 @ 10:05 AM
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"REPORT: BUSH LEARNS FROM HIS PAST MISTAKES, MUST NOW BE A GENIUS"



posted on Feb, 25 2009 @ 10:07 AM
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Bill O'Reilly Hit By Bus, Craps Pants


No, seriously I would love to see the headlines read

Aliens Real. First Interview Tonight.

Then we could watch them answer questions about life the universe and everything.


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[edit on 25-2-2009 by smitewinit]



posted on Feb, 25 2009 @ 10:12 AM
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Would be great. I would laugh my arse off if Christopher Walken was the alien that showed up for the interview.



posted on Feb, 25 2009 @ 10:16 AM
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ANIMAL NEGLECT AND ABUSE NOW A FELONY

second line



posted on Feb, 25 2009 @ 10:30 AM
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"TALKING ABOUT REPTILIAN CONSPIRACY NOW ILLEGAL"

That would make me happier.



posted on Feb, 25 2009 @ 11:22 AM
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Originally posted by David9176
WE'RE BROKE

That would get people's attention.


It would get people's attention, but we're not broke. Broke means we have no money, but actually it's worse that that. We owe LOTS of money. Regarding this topic, I'd like to see this one:

The Government Put Us All In Debt For Life!

The article would then say how the government will be working at a minimul wage salary, re-establish exported jobs back in this country until we have an unemployment rate of 3.6% and is required by law to refuse any funding from any corporation/organization/lobbyists until we have a 20% net GDP profit.

[edit on 25-2-2009 by saint4God]



posted on Feb, 25 2009 @ 11:26 AM
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Originally posted by PammyK
The US strikes it Rich! Tons of Oil Found In Alaska!


Epic. A shame it already happened. We can also keep watch on Russia from there too
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posted on Feb, 25 2009 @ 11:31 AM
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"Detroit Lions Win 1st Game!!!"


Now thats just silly



posted on Feb, 25 2009 @ 11:37 AM
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Originally posted by Byrd
Jobless Rate Hits New Low - 1.1% Unemployment As Personal Debt Levels Fall To New Low.


Amen to that. Even the proposal to make it happen would make my day.



posted on Feb, 25 2009 @ 11:40 AM
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Originally posted by Wildbob77
PEACE IN THE MIDEAST

The Israelis and the Palestinians realize that peace is a healthier environment in which to raise children......FINALLY


”Shalom, Shalom! Sh’alu shalom Yerushalayim -pray for the peace of Jerusalem"



posted on Feb, 25 2009 @ 11:41 AM
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PRINT-THE-TRUTH EXPERIMENT HALTS NEWSPAPER SALES SLUMP

WORLD LEADERS FLEE AS SHOCKING REPORT TRIGGERS UPRISING

RUPERT MURDOCH TRACKED TO TORA BORA CAVE FORTRESS

FEDERAL RESERVE BUILDINGS TO BE PRESERVED AS 'WARNING TO FUTURE'



[edit on 25-2-2009 by EvilAxis]



posted on Feb, 25 2009 @ 12:01 PM
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"Abortion kills babies, denies human rights. Truth finally acknowledged."

and

"Compassion International announces, "All children around the world are sponsored, having access to clean water, food, shelter and education. Thank you!"

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posted on Feb, 25 2009 @ 12:14 PM
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"Seattle Seahawks win 5th Super Bowl in a row!"
Washington resident, only known as Tallcool1, wins millions on unlikely bet.

Also -
"Government opens up secret military bases"
The joint military services show several man made non alien inspired aircraft capable of manuvers previously thought of as impossible. Top scientists and engineers confirm they are 100% human made and designed. Some people still irrationally say that there is an "alien" conspiracy.



posted on Feb, 25 2009 @ 12:45 PM
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I must say, some of these are quite disturbing, and I hope that some of you are just kidding.

That being said...

Congress Closed as 700 Billion Shoes Flood DC



posted on Feb, 25 2009 @ 12:55 PM
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Headline New:

Mother sets fire to her daughter's gloating rapist!


WOOT! I got my headline!

See Thread ---> Here (click click)!


peace

[edit on 25-2-2009 by silo13]



posted on Feb, 25 2009 @ 12:58 PM
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MARIJUANA LEGAL NATION WIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Need I say more that would be the end of our economic woes we could pay off the National deficit in about 2 years!!!!!!!!!!



posted on Feb, 25 2009 @ 01:03 PM
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The cake is a lie!!



posted on Feb, 25 2009 @ 01:50 PM
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posted on Feb, 25 2009 @ 01:56 PM
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Originally posted by Electricgypsy
MARIJUANA LEGAL NATION WIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I severely doubt it, even ATS is pulling the plug on marijuana promoters and other truth deniers. It's not going to be a one stop pot shop anymore...neither will the nation.



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