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Originally posted by OuttaHere
Local Woman Wins MegaMillions Lottery!
Alternatively:
Debt-Based Economy Replaced With Sustainable System
Clean, Free, Abundant Energy Source Discovered
Teleportation of Goods, Humans Now Possible!
Telekinesis Real, Can Be Learned
Telepathic Communications Real, Can Be Learned
Mothership Lands, ET's Are Friendly
Terrorism Eliminated From the Face of the Earth
War, Murder, Rape, Etc. Eliminated From the Face of the Earth
Cancer, Heart Disease Cured
Honest Politician Wins Election
- www.bestsyndication.com.../23333
According to the U.S. Department of Transportation’s National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, there were 41,059 automobile-related deaths nationwide in 2007.
Originally posted by AdmiralObamaGFOL
New Cadaver Recycling Process Ends World Hunger
Originally posted by smitewinit
Originally posted by AdmiralObamaGFOL
New Cadaver Recycling Process Ends World Hunger
Yickk! I would starve to death...
Second line
Originally posted by smitewinit
Aliens Descend From Space, Tell Humanity They are Now the Other White Meat
Originally posted by AdmiralObamaGFOL
Originally posted by smitewinit
Aliens Descend From Space, Tell Humanity They are Now the Other White Meat
I can see the bumperstickers now-
When ET Arrives They'll Eat The Fat People First