Originally posted by johnny2127
What HEADLINE would you most like to see on the front page of your newspaper
I have a few ...
- Full Disclosure Is Here
. Stories on how there really is other life in this universe ... stories on the exact nature of the massive coverup
... with substories on where the disbelieving can go for free mental health checkups to deal with it.
- Chicago O'Hare Incident Explained
- goes with the above headline. Full disclosure of this smoking gun.
- All Politicians Voted Out
Story on how every last stink'n politician in DC is voted out of office. A complete turnover takes place.
- America Gets Smart
. story is how America finally cuts off all foreign spending .. 'aid', nation building, free abortions in foreign
- Optional Universal Health Care is Here
story on how money that formerly was going to other countries is now being used as an optional
Universal Health Care plan.
- MSNBC Off The Air For Good
- 'nuff said.
- Angelina Caught
- Story on homewrecker Angelina caught by Brad screwing around. Brad bemoans not having Jennifer anymore. Begs for her to
take him back. She laughs in his face. Brad is left all alone. The public doesn't care about any of them anymore.
- Hollywood Gives Up Politics
A story comes out of hollywood with all them saying that they will just entertain people and won't push their
political agendas anymore. Movie ticket sales immediately double. People start to watch OPRAH again now that she's keeping her mouth shut and
sticking to entertainment.
- The Wall is Up!!
story on how America has a 20 foot high, 20 feet deep, 20 foot wide security wall on our borders that is manned by the
National Guard and that is fully supported by DC
- Barney Frank Thrown in Jail!
due to his massive stupidity and his part in the economic ruin of this country.
- America Understands ACORN!
ACORN is FULLY exposed. Substories on how America finally understands the mess that ACORN is and how America
- Obama's REAL Birth Certificate Discovered!
either proves he is eligible or proves he's a liar and a fraud. If the first, then the
subject is finally put to bed. If the second one ... then substories on immediate impeachment and subsequent jail time for the
- Led Zepplin Together Again
the ENTIRE band is reunited through a miracle of nature/science and a long country wide tour is announced.
- OJ Confesses
OJ finally confesses to murdering his ex-wife and Ron Goldman. He takes full responsibility for his part in causing increased
racial tensions due to his lies and murders.
- Ayn Rand Bill Passes
An end to the 'soak the rich' taxes bill that contains a rider that anyone who is physically able will have to work
in order to get their welfare checks. List of these welfare jobs includes things like cleaning roadsides and waterways, working in shelters, and
doing the farm labor that the illegals, who have all been kicked out of the country, used to perform.
- News Alert Special Edition
Nancy Pelosi's Face Seen Moving! - It's seriously strange that her face never moves and that fake grin never
changes. It would be a newsflash if it ever really did.
- NEA Agenda Exposed
- 'nuff said.
- Planned Parenthood Agenda Exposed
- 'nuff said.
- Deportation of Dangerous Illegals Complete
- STory on how all dangerous illegals captured and deported. The new border security walls
keeps them out for good. California finds it saves 8 billion a year now that all the mexican drug gangs are gone .. now that the illegals aren't
flooding the hospitals and schools. The 8 billion a year saved in turn saves California from bankruptcy. Ditto Arizona and New Mexico saving
billions and finding themselves solvent again.
- America Bans Chinese Goods
.. and manufactures our own... in America ... by Americans.
- Tibet and Taiwan Are Free!
- nuff said.
- North Koreans Overthrow Government
Story on how starvation ends. Nuclear threat ends. North and South Korea are united.
- Rap Passe'
Story on how all the glorification of rape and violence in rap ends. The thug mentality disappears. People wake up and move
on to something that is better for them physically and spiritually.
- Wahabbis Declare Reparations
Story on how the Imams get together and decide that they owe the victims of their terrorism more than they
can repay. But they try to repay anyways. They also declare that Wahabbis will be changing their terrorist ways.
- Saudi Royals Flee
Story on the end of the Saudi Royals hold over Saudi Arabia.
- King William of England Declares Royals Passe
Story on how Queen Elizabeth passed over Charles and his bar-hag wife to give the crown to
William. He then turns around and declares that all men are created equal - that no one is royal. He symbolically and literally places his crown at
the foot of the cross in Westminster thus ending the reign of the royals in England. Afterwards he takes a trip to Vegas, marries his new wife on the
strip, and no one ever hears about any of the former royals ever again.... allowing them to lead private dysfunctional lives.
- Britney/Timberlake Hoax Exposed
Story on how these two really cant' sing but were carried along by some strange Hollywood force is
exposed. (seriously.. neither can sing. It's really bad).
- Missing Link Found
.. and it's an alien/early primate mix. Full story with undeniable scientific proof follows.
- *__________ One Billion Dollar Powerball Winner
*my name inserted.
- Flyers Win Stanley Cup
- Americas New Energy
Story on safe, clean, unending energy and unlimited source found right here in America. Easily harvested by anyone at
anytime, anywhere. This ends all imports of oil from anywhere in the world. No one needs oil anymore. Oil companies go out of business. Terrorists
in Middle East have their money supply dry up. No one interferes with the Middle East any longer.
- Iran Changes Leadership
Story on how the youth take over, tossing out both the religious hardliners and the current political power
structure. They institute a youthful western style political system - complete with the mandatory wearing of blue jeans while in session.
- Life In the Womb
Story on how people finally realize that humans are the only species who shred their young while still in the womb. People
wake up to the fact that a human in the womb feels pain and that he or she has a right not to have someone stop their heart from beating.
[edit on 2/26/2009 by FlyersFan]
[edit on 2/26/2009 by FlyersFan]