"Classic Quotes" Burial Ground

Originally posted by necro99
President Nuclear Bomb shelter...
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
Dials... "Hello?" "Hello! yes i would like to reserve a room in your hotel, how much is it?" "This is the presidents bomb shelter!" "EXCACTLY!"

JEEPIN...I AM WHO YOU SEEK GIRL... I was on holiday from British Colombia in the woods behind you house recently...and while killing a dog with my bare hands he bit my right foot, and boy i tell yah..i let out a yelp and crapped my self at the same time..and when you have hair like mine getting the crap out of your fur is way difficult......sorry if i scared you...

Making a hot dog dissapear using microwaves

I was Performing an experiment at work last week. The premise: To make a chili dog dissapear in a microwave. What would happen if you left the hot dog inside the microwave ongoing forever? would the Dog Dissapear or would it just burn out? I am a believer in traveling thru time and space and my goal was to make the hot dog enter a dimension parallel to a phone line next to the microwave. The study had some problems, as how would the hot dog enter the phone line and re-apear outside the physical world.

I cooked the Hot Dog for 36 minutes. I observed a shift in the time relating to the object as it rotated. I could almost see the hot dog move and explode inside the microwave. So, I opened the door and the Hot Dog was still there. but once again I started the timer at 36 minutes. And so on.

Eventually. My observation was due. I can safely assure you all that the experiment was as success the hot dog had almost dissapeared, all I could see were left over stains and parts of the bread, assuming here that the bread evaporated or entered the parallel universes contained in the telephone next door. Prior to the experiment I had the receiver of the telephone off the base so there was a busy tone and sound could enter via the voice receptors.

Conclusion: The hot dog seemed to have dissapeared, of course that could have been the breakdown of the molecules based on heat and rotation. but overall, the mass of the hot dog had been minimized. Success there. Failure at the other end, as I never got to see the hot dog travel space and transport it's matter into the telephone. I know it was a silly experiment, but I thought I give it a try.

Are you people independantly nuts and stupid, or is there some course you take as a group. And you wonder why nobody takes your wacko conspiracy stuff seriously.

Originally posted by googolplex
I might invest in water, everyone needs water. I have a guy who said he would give me deal on instant water, have check and see if I still have his number.

Posted by ME
This is going straight to the Graveyard thread thank you

Does it come freeze dried in a little paper packet and just add water?

classic thank you, laughing much.

Elf

Experts say humans can live to 1000.. would you want to?

You mean I could get on ATS and know the world is going to end everyday for a thousand years???

Originally posted by panda319
reply to post by Parabol

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This adds to another point. Man, and I mean that specifically, created the Bible. The Bible's chauvinism is blatant throughout the entirety of the texts. It's quite sad that people still live by this racist, sexist, piece of fiction that plagues humanity.



The entire Bible is the work of man. Whether inspired by the 'word of God', also known as 'voices in your head', or through their own free will. God himself said we are imperfect sinners. You don't think we could screw up a few words? The Bible also says that 'nothing shall be taken or added to or from the Bible' (paraphrased). This is contradictory considering there are over 5,000 mistranslations in the King James version from the original Hebrew version.

Originally posted by Anonymous ATS
this will be a very important meassage to all people who belive in alliens they do exist because we landed here many years ago to come in peace but man kind treatend us and keep us in a secreat location called area51 and area S4 is a speacial facility use to do testing on us to understand our culture because the USA army is affraid of our technology there is proof but its all been dinyed but 2010 to 2012 there will and the called alderlins form a plant starlill in the stella galaxy which is 36 millon light years away i no beacuse im from a planet called kraton 42 million light years away the world will be attack`t one day soon and weather the human race stops it before it can happen will be a choice that must be made NOW!?

Then a shadow flitted across the corner of the room, so i decided to lay still, as if it was a person in the room they were going to get the good news.

Then after about a minutes watching, this golden figure stepped towards the bed. It was appalling. I have never, ever in my life seen some thing so dreadful or absolutely horrific in my life.

Here is the drawing I did of this creature so you can see what i am on about.

The first knife blow hit it right in the left eye as i pulled it down and towards me.

The second / third / fourth hit it in the throat and jaw area, and it really then decided it didn't want to play any more.

We rolled off the bed onto the floor and I really went totally mad on it to be honest. A rage, red rage sweeped through me at the thought that this 'thing' was trying to steal my baby /wife..

On the floor it tried to grab my arm, so I screamed at the wife for the good news.

She threw it at me, so i started with my left hand to smash against its skull and right side of the face.

here the being knew it was dead. i was I admit in a murderous rage by this point, and it knew it.

However it never gave up trying to escape, it rolled onto its front and tried to reach the door way, but it took maybe another thirty blows to the back and head.. I stood up, grabbed my ice axe from the shelf as the good news was stuck in its shoulder real deep and was about to deal a real killing blow to its skull when it rolled over onto is back.

It opend both palms, held its hands open palm up, and then just started to wobble and fade in and out. . . .but this thing was getting away so i tried leaping on it again

i was I admit in a murderous rage by this point, and it knew it. However it never gave up trying to escape, it rolled onto its front and tried to reach the door way, but it took maybe another thirty blows to the back and head..