"Classic Quotes" Burial Ground, page 7

This is from the thread about Canada judges maintaining that fat people don't have to pay for two seats.

There is a person that accuses tall people of taking up space so they should have to pay for a second seat.

The original statement:

And you have a lot to learn -- especially about debating. People take drugs to grow taller, people have surgery to get taller. Should they have to prove that they were just genetically predisposed to tallness?

Here is the retort:

Originally posted by wrathchild
reply to post by VelmaLu

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your argument is that people have take drugs and have surgery to get taller????????????????????????????

The rampant cases of surgically enhanced tall tall people have reached epidemic proportions.

We must educate our children about the dangers in being artificially tall. They might end up being mentioned in losing arguments on the Internets and that would be worse than anything!

This nugget was mined from an ATS thread about a woman who was found to have worms/parasites in her head.

another wormy thread-literally

worm=snake
snake=woman
woman=snake in the paradise!

dont trust women, they cheat, produce rotten evil thoughts=devils minions
worm in that womans brain is a mark of the beast send by god

Ah, another Westboro parish member.

I love the Brit's dry sense of humor. They never get their wit wet.

The Obese Thread has had quite a mix of pro's and con's in regards to the topic...and rightfully so, as sitting between to obese individuals on a plane can be quite traumatic...

I have been in this situation myself and it can indeed be frustrating...

Speaking of frustrated...

Originally posted by jibeho

Where do we draw the line?

I am "functionally disabled" by my inability to smell. I need to find someone that I can sue. I want something dammit. I miss out every year on the smells of the Holidays. Turkey and dressing, candles, cookies you name it. I've got some work to do and some lawyers to call.

[edit on 21-11-2008 by jibeho]

Get on the horn jibe!




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[edit on 11/22/2008 by chapter29]

Another newbie trying to earn points but he makes no sense

Originally posted by raver2005
it is the weirdest thing i have ever seen, all of the sudden santa clause shows up and offerings of crackers and sandwiches and he says joy and be merry and then it smells like reindeers and its just weird

www.belowtopsecret.com/forum/thread414089/pg1

This beauty was in a thread about worms found in a woman's brain.

5 to 9v of direct current pulsed @ 15Hz through your body for a few hours will kill any worm or parasite in your body, regardless of position. Turn ´em to mush for the body to absorb.
Don Croft / Terminator Zapper
Been there done that. works.
MoonMine

MoonMine,
You've got to tell us how to do that, otherwise we'll just have to learn to live with our companions and strike a deal: they can stay as long as they eat our memories of your posts.

worms

Wonderful

In a thread Nude Cheerleaders (by Raustin)

The First reply is as follows:

Originally posted by karl 12
reply to post by Raustin

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Have you got any of the photos to help the discussion?

Of which " for legal reasons" the Op would not provide a link...

classic.

Elf

reply to post by chapter29

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I remember hearing that one when I was little.

reply to post by Good Wolf

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I didn't, but maybe I was too sheltered...




gmmrar eidt!

[edit on 11/25/2008 by chapter29]

reply to post by chapter29

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Well I was raised around the kind of people would go around saying things like that. Haters. It wasn't to long before I realised the immorality of such behaviour (saying such things) and took a more just side of things.


But yea. Adam & Steve is old rhetoric.




[edit on 25/11/2008 by Good Wolf]

reply to post by Good Wolf

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Well, we have a first people...a quote taken off due to member demand (my perception at the moment because I am ripped outta my gord)...

goodwolf is a friend of mine (check my list) but apparently my 'child hood' quote was worth ripping on...

I will now take it off this thread - which kinda sucks because this thread was supposed to evolve with the members...and that includes dumb ass posts (mine we are talking about here) because though ATS strives to be top dog, sometimes you are gonna get a post that "mis-represents" the original premise - and not necessarily on purpose...

I'll do better with my next post on this thread...

reply to post by chapter29

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I wasn't winging about it, sorry if I gave that impression. I just was pointing it out that I'd heard it before.

No offence was taken. You can put it back up if you like.

I mean I put up a smartalicky religious comment from noobfun so it would be a bit hypocritical from me to ask to have one taken down.

edit for lack of understanding...

Bah. No harm no foul.

[edit on 26/11/2008 by Good Wolf]

Originally posted by angryamerican
reply to post by A55A551N

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Num num. Whats that I'm eating? Oh its a dish I have often its called my foot.

Thats too funny.

Here is another example of the classic troll..This guy never contributes and his posts never make sense...That said..Enjoy this

www.belowtopsecret.com/forum/thread414415/pg2

i heard cuban nationals and immigrants from mexico were carrying a new strain of the human papilloma virus carried by fleas and ticks that were accidentally injested by eating goats, eggs, turkeys and giblet gizm from their relatives.

[edit on 29-11-2008 by cmd18B]

reply to post by cmd18B

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Giblet Gizm,,Uhh am I missing something here?
LOL Sounds obscene!

That dude missed the mark and didnt know it. Reminds me of the crazies that used to be in solitary when I worked in corrections.

This random rant was sponsered by. GIBLET GIZM!The ultimate in hard core turkey innards!

Damn man you sure know how to find them cmd18B Goodstuff!

This one had me chuckling a bit. It's from the religious forum again.

Judges 1:19
And the LORD was with Judah; and he drove out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron.

Is iron some kind of Hebrew kryptonite? That would make it pretty difficult for God to defend us against swords, bullets, and nukilar missiles.

Post

o.k.

I tried to find a good one to make up for my previous weak sauce contribution...

This one was classic due to the OP's apparent sincerity that the events actually took place...

Genital Loving Demon..?

Originally posted by s0ndernet
Then awoke from my dream:
Instantly my eyes open, body paralyzed, face up, head turned left. And i can feel a vibrational force of energy being sucked out of my genital region, upward. My bed is vibrating and shaking lightly with a similar sensation to the buzzing vibration around my genitals. (Shaking in a way i cannot replicate now with all my force shaking the bed and intent to do so)
[edit on 26-11-2008 by s0ndernet]

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[edit on 11/29/2008 by chapter29]

reply to post by chapter29

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You know what..I suddenly feel that I am just very normal, Ive never seen a ghost, Ive never thought my girlfriend was a reptile, Ive never seen an alien, Ive never been abducted, and ive never killed a hideous monster in my bedroom that just so happened to disappear along with the weapon used to kill said hideous beast however I have seen a very odd UFO years ago but only one and have not seen any since so I ask you this..what is wrong with me?....LOL

This is new: from the thread (now locked)
what???????? i made a post about the moon and it was removed

look i am not joking i have been told by a friend who channels energies that the moon has been removed i havent seen the moon for three days and i know some places havent seen the moon for ages now!

Calling all ATS members, what is your age?
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