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posted on Jun, 15 2011 @ 04:48 PM
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reply to post by LiveForever8
 
If this was 'ATS Poker' you've got a good hand there.

I'll see you and raise ya...



I have transported my conscience to other places, I have tapped into the akashic records, witnessed the higher realms, and have seen over the mountain top. I know that I an more than my body. I can say, with absolute surety, that 99 percent of humanity is utterly asleep and completely unaware of reality or their own individual existence.

Don't let these idiots tell you what you are. No instrument in the world, no science in the world can yet peek into the reality that I experience on a daily bases.


My ass peeks into the toilet bowl of that reality on a daily bases (sic)




posted on Jun, 16 2011 @ 07:15 AM
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A truly god awful visualisation there buddy.

I have a classic quote, it's in my sig.

I applaud them for being honest at least lol.



posted on Jul, 4 2011 @ 02:08 PM
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Came across this one while perusing the 2012 forum, and glad I did, as it compliments defcon5's pretty well:


Originally posted by Viking04



Originally posted by defcon5
I believe this is an accurate accounting of planet X’s orbit and current location based on information from ZataTalk:



Finally! Proof that God has an Etch-A-Sketch! And he can't make a good curve on it any better than I can!



A 2 Fir..!
edit on 4-7-2011 by facelift because: add defcon5, delete OP, add content...



posted on Jul, 28 2011 @ 08:41 AM
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In response to an OP where the member asked if the Sun has altered course in the sky...



Why dont we use this thread to find out what is happening, it will only take a year for us to gather enough evidence and get this answered one way or another.

Everyone with a camera go mark a spot, take a photo from that spot remembering to always point in the exact same direction, repeat this once a month then on the 13th month you will have 2 pictures of exactly the same thing from the same place, date and time? The long we continue with this the more proof we will have.

If we all do this it will be evidence not speculation, im sure up for it :-)

Another thought to save time, find out your old pictures with the sun in it, if your lucky the picture will contain the date and time it was taken (be careful here as this might get confused with date and time data that your computer has attached to the file i.e date modified.) then on the same date at the same time take another picture from the same spot and in the same direction, hey presto evidence :-)


Excitable young fella huh?



posted on Oct, 5 2011 @ 03:29 PM
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A straight married father of two, who loves Jeeesahs, called...firecrotch?

Hmmm.

OK mate, if that's true, i'm a devout muslim called streaky bacon sandwich lover .....





posted on Oct, 10 2011 @ 02:17 PM
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This gem of an Classic Quote is in fact an video and not directly from ATS but it is the best and funniest retort I think I have ever seen.

As it came from the infamous Dolphins attacking Japan thread will add one of those for context to lol



Props to InvisibleAlbatross for that Classic

A Little further on in the thread page 7 of Whales and Dolphins created earthquake/Tsunami to retaliate against Japans whale and dolphin fishing well enjoy:


Originally posted by EXCON

Originally posted by Project-Sign
Didn't bother reading the entire thread because..
well, it's just too daft.
Someone fill me in though, the OP was taking the p*ss, right??

no this is 100 percent Dolphins on the war path with humanity
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lol
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Found an old thread though that might give this whole dolphin war credence did you know Sharks had lazers on their heads to?

Enjoy & Love

Elf



posted on Oct, 16 2011 @ 05:49 PM
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This thread is funny enough,

Edger caycy pridicts Japanese tsunami and soon to be in East coast America


But, then we have a few comments, gleaned from just one post:



..... but did you know they can change other metal into Gold.



.... they saw how easy it was to change Nitrogen into Oxygen.



.....Cayce has been proven to be the greatest profit



That last one seems to tie in to the first quite nicely......



posted on Nov, 12 2011 @ 02:06 PM
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This one's pretty funny....in context of the thread that InertiaZero responded to

thread

Response =

Just when you thought ultimate frisbee was safe........



posted on Mar, 1 2012 @ 11:50 PM
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From www.abovetopsecret.com...

Gotta love them Indigos...


Originally posted by NowIsThe
Indigos are here to do porn.

They have that magical allure that the camera needs.

Some of the biggest names in porn right now are indigos.

Yes, I work in the industry.



If ever there were a more righteous response, I'd be surprised...





posted on Mar, 9 2012 @ 04:44 PM
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This had me in tears laughing! The best yet!



posted on Jun, 19 2012 @ 12:30 AM
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Have any of you noticed the "soft" tissues by kleenex have a powdery substance they use to make them "softer?" I pull out a tissue from the box and I see the dust. I have been using these tissues for years and I could never figure out why I would go through almost an entire box with my morning allergies.. I believe this "soft" enhancement is being sold in order to cause dust in your nose and make you use more tissues. This allows the big corporation to sell more boxes of tissues.


Egg meets chicken in the Land of Conspiracy - does the sneeze require a tissue or does the tissue cause the sneeze?

Deep questions indeed.



posted on Jun, 22 2012 @ 04:49 PM
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From this thread: www.abovetopsecret.com...


OP and others stated that north america sucks, for a variety of reasons, but bowflex84 had a different perspective and didn't hold back in his response...



Also, nobody has tried to stop us because they can't. Not only can they not do anything but we provide a lot dough to a lot of countries. All you guys do is talk talk talk. Yea, we blow stuff up because we will actually do something. We don't just yap our mouths.



Whether you agree or not, it's nice to see members taking a stance without watering down their responses...especially after just arriving.





posted on Jul, 9 2012 @ 05:32 PM
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From this thread:

Sick and Tired of the Rude Ass Jerks

The OP's post:

Originally posted by sp1r1tu4l33


post removed for serious violation of ATS Terms & Conditions


and then later in the thread, also from the OP:

THE ONLY VIOLATION IN HERE IS YOUR INABILITY TO MAKE A COMMENT WORTHY OF A RESPONSE.


Classic spice...




edit on 9-7-2012 by LadySkadi because: (no reason given)




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