Well its Friday and I feel like laughing so Im hoping this thread will get more attention..I wonder if the mods will join in since im sure they have seen some really funny posts, Im off tonight. Im about to go have some liquid pleasure and then I will be back trolling for great quotes and funny comments..I need my Army buddies to chime in with some good military quotes that put us in a good light..

I know Im going out for liquid pleasure at 14:15pm est(hey its five o clock someehere!!!!!!

I liked this post as well, Im not sure if he was from the US or another country but he was really peeved

Bush pardons himself

Originally posted by mattifikation
I think I just puked in my mouth a little. Words escape me. Justice does not exist in the United States. Not an ounce of it.

[edit on 14-11-2008 by cmd18B]

Originally posted by cmd18B
I liked this post as well, Im not sure if he was from the US or another country but he was really peeved

Bush pardons himself

Originally posted by mattifikation
I think I just puked in my mouth a little. Words escape me. Justice does not exist in the United States. Not an ounce of it.

bro.. you just killed my unbelievable rare ATS high (like I used to get in the good ole days '06), here I am getting all juiced up to get a little sick to my stomach from the political plots and EOTW postings and then I come across this wonderful gem of a thread and laugh until my partisan overbrain pops out and what do you do?
You go and ruin it all by posting that?

Did I miss the joke? The funny?
The politically relevant (to you) posts are stashed somewhere else..

Comedy.. look it up, it ain't no friends with politics. Move along.




Note: I had a funny quote but my clipboard failed..(how does that happen?) seriously.. my clipboard failed, so Ill post it later. Hopefully I can find it again cause we have some REALLY awesome funny commentors here on ATS


[edit on 14-11-2008 by gormly]

My fave is still the one originally posted by defcon5 (you added at the begining of this thread).
hehehe

Great thread, thanks!

Now I really laughed at the reply from this member, Im not making fun of the OP's thread but Its just kind of funny to me.

Originally posted by 123143
My advice: Watch him on sunny days. If he sits on a rock all afternoon, he's probably a reptile.

The thread was titled-Advice: I Think My Boyfriend Is A Reptile!

[edit on 14-11-2008 by cmd18B]

[edit on 14-11-2008 by cmd18B]

"4). That you formulate your questions intelligently. My time is limited. I do not want to waste it by having to trawl through pointless, futile, insensible or disrespectful questions, therefore I will answer the questions I feel are most deserving of a response, during the time that I have available. Use the time we have wisely."

... above was a request of the OP on 'Window of Opportunity' thread--- so this poster asks...

Originally posted by red_leader
What kind of car do you have?

I like this thread, I could use some good belly laughs.

I will share this quote. It made me laugh pretty good. Sorry Burdman

Originally posted by burdman30ott6
If someone going 95 MPH ever causes a wreck I'm involved in and then produces a teacup poodle as the excuse for them traveling at a very dangerously high rate of speed, there will be a teacup poodle alongside the road flattened with the imprint of a size 16 Harley Davidson lug boot implanted across it's back.

AAAH..As my liquid pleasure increases throughout the night I came acorss this great quote and it almost sobered me up

Originally posted by spacecowgirl
NO..we dont!


Skeptics and rednecks should not have free reign to destroy threads. It is not their God given right to kick a thread untill it's not breathing. There is far too much of this here and it needs to be stopped.

I realy liked this members quote!!!

Originally posted by xpert11
This clown doesn't have the right to fly any other flag above the Star and Stripes . To do such a thing is disrespectful to veterans and the country itself.
If a person wants to show there heritage why not fly there country of origin beside the US flag on another pole ?
Preserving one background doesn't give anyone a license to launch a cultural assault on the country that providing them with a new home.

This is a sudden slap in my face.
it's about a supposed alien in Quebec found dead.

The debate is about the authenticity of the alien I found this photo and the remark to be a luagh.

Originally posted by Marcus Calpurnius
Take a gander at that sweet, sweet alien ass.