ATS cutting remarks are business and business is good....

Originally posted by The_Alarmist2012 Have any of you through profiles, chat or forum posts exaggerated, distorted, somehow fictionalized the details of your real lives? In other words, have you used your online persona to create a fictionalized version of the real you?


reply by Cadbury

I once masqueraded as Duke Of Wellington from the Napoleonic era for over 16 months -- actually believing that I was he. It was great fun, but I had to call it a day in the end.

Originally posted by MischeviousElf

Originally posted by adrenochrome

What can I do to keep my pineal gland in pristine condition?

Originally posted by governmentsecrets
its funny. i used to lurk on this site a lot and then finally registered because i loved it. then one day i told my friend about the zombie survival tips and she replied "oh abovetopsecret? i read it all the time." i was shocked! people are fed up with the horrible mainstream news outlets and have decided to take the power back! it's awesome.

Originally posted by moocowman
Personally i like mormon missionaries, they'll do th washing up and hoovering while you pretend to read their books.

I once had a couple of them sweep up the backgarden and fix my car while I put my feet up with the kids.

Recommend them to anyone, billiant keep it up mormons

Jehovas are a differnet kettle of fish though, they won't even put the kettle on unless you tell them to, so you have to play crafty with them. hang on till you can see that they think your really interested 2 visits should do it.
Then get into some tough theological debate but pretend to be ignorant, at this point they'll decide to bring an oldie fodie elder along the next time.
You've about got them now, when they arrive be up to your neck in things to do, so tell them to go and do the washing up or something while you get educated by the elder.
Jehovas ar ok for a couple of visits and some light cleaning, but if it's long term hard labour your after, the moneys most definately on the mormons.

Heaven is a couple of mormons and a Kirby salesman in your house at the same time , ok your neighbours will think your a bit odd for a day or two. But when your wife shows them what you've done with the house while she's out whoa ! Sex for the rest of the month !

Originally posted by Resinveins
Hmm a reptile with breasts full of milk... gonna have to say I'm not buying this.

Too bad she won't allow pictures... she sounds ssssssexy.