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reply posted on 14-11-2008 @ 10:58 PM by cmd18B
reply to post by rikk7111



Star em if you like Rikk..This is such a refreshing thread, I could spend hours here having fun and enjoying some levity.



reply posted on 14-11-2008 @ 11:17 PM by chapter29
reply to post by cmd18B





I have a question Chapter 29..Who is the guy that you sent the U2U to? Im a bit curious kind sir..


I've been given the green light...


internos...


Thank you kind Sir...I may not have posted this if you had not thrown your support my way...





reply posted on 15-11-2008 @ 01:43 AM by gimme_some_truth
A quote that I have always enjoyed actually came from myself.

It was in a thread entitled "Just how bad is Mercury?


www.abovetopsecret.com...

I talked about my exerience as a child breaking thermometers open and playing with the mercury inside. But the part of my repy I am referring too is...


"As far as I know I havent had any side effects from it. Perhaps though playing with that mercury is the reason I am sitting here wearing a tinfoil hat reading up on the latest conspiracies."

I liked it enough to make it my signature.


reply posted on 15-11-2008 @ 01:59 AM by Chadwickus
Ok I know we weren't supposed to nominate ourselves but this one did stand out for me

From this thread: Giant "Bigfoot Prints in Borneo.
www.abovetopsecret.com...

Here's the photo in question:


To which we had this assessment:

Originally posted by super70
At first glance I must say I was impressed. My calculations of the beast is 38 feet in height, with a total weight of 6 tons. But once I began to analyze the image further, doubts crept up and something was certainly amiss. Explain to me how a 38 foot creature weighing 6 tons could step on that pool stick and not break it?

This gentlemen, is your smoking gun.

[edit on 13-6-2008 by super70]


I simply replied with:

Originally posted by Chadwickus
Your 'Smoking gun' is a tape measure



Reply:

Originally posted by super70

Why would Bigfoot attempt to measure his own footprint?




[edit on 15-11-2008 by Chadwickus]


reply posted on 15-11-2008 @ 03:52 AM by snowen20
reply to post by Chadwickus



Thats Priceless!

Sometimes I dont know if people are serious or not.

[edit on 15-11-2008 by snowen20]


reply posted on 15-11-2008 @ 07:56 AM by chapter29
Check this one out...

I was actually going through archives earlier looking for some - and there are some, but then I retuned to the present time to check out what's new and I find this just waiting to be discovered...

The topic being discussed was the idea that you can reach a higher awareness thru meditation...


Beer or god?

Originally posted by dunwichwitch

Ever since these events.... I've been able to feel all the energy of the universe converging on me at once and flowing through me constantly.

I feel like a helpless messiah sometimes. Like.... "yeah yeah I'm the one, God. I know. But problem is, God.... I just like beer too much."



Love it...ego and honesty all wrapped up together and nicely delivered...I personally think he should stick with just the beer.




reply posted on 15-11-2008 @ 08:46 AM by anachryon
What a great thread! I'm sitting here with tears running down my face from holding my laughter in so I don't wake the rest of the house!

The following post had me literally LOL-ing for at least 10 minutes.

The Great Depression II - It sounds like a new movie
NARRATOR
In a world of floating currencies and a time of mass economic ignorance...

FADE FROM BLACK - INTERIOR - SENATE FLOOR
SEN. Ableman
"I ask you AGAIN Mister Secretary, 'How much of a burden is this going to be on the taxpayer - the American People?'"

SEC. Jones
"YOU sit up there in your comfortable taxpayer bought suit and presume lecture ME about burdens on American People?"

SEN. Ableman
"JUST GIVE ME THE NUMBER!"

SEC. Jones
"YOUR CALCULATOR CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THE NUMBER!"

NARRATOR
...One man is about to discover a truth so extraordinary...

CUT TO - INTERIOR - GOVERNMENT FILE STORAGE
DR. Vines - trying to suppress his excitement.
"This can't be real!"

MR. Porter - whispering.
"What's it say, Doc?"

DR. Vines
"It talks about plans. My God. Calculators, computers, everything digital has a maximum number that it can represent..."

MR. Porter
"And that..."

DR. Vines - continues, ignoring Porter.
"...and they own all the electronics companies ...and they control the rate of inflation."

NARRATOR
...that it may cost him everything and everyone he holds dear.

CUT TO - INTERIOR - SUBWAY CAR
DR. Vines is bloody and panting hard. He looks injured.
"You have to tell" *wheeze* "the president" *wince* "about the plot-"

MR. Porter
"DOC! Don't die! Come on, tell me, 'What plot?'"

DR. Vines
"The document. Overflow.. Overfl-" *expires*

MR. Porter
"NOOOOOOO!"

MONTAGE
Running person.
Explosion.
Intense angry stare.
Car chase.
Big explosion.
Fist fight.
Gun play.
Explosion.

FADE TO BLACK

Coming December '08



reply posted on 15-11-2008 @ 09:06 AM by UmbraSumus
Originally posted by snowen20
reply to
post by Chadwickus



Thats Priceless!

Sometimes I dont know if people are serious or not.

[edit on 15-11-2008 by snowen20]


I have to agree completely with that , you really don`t know who you`ve got at the other screen - on the other side of the world !

ATS is the ultimate petri dish



reply posted on 15-11-2008 @ 10:45 AM by cmd18B
reply to post by Chadwickus



AWW man..That is really really funny. Like I said before its nice to just have a casual thread once and awhile to break away from the daily grind of ATS while still trying stick with the overall theme. Star for that great quote!!!
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