posted on Apr, 2 2007 @ 10:43 PM
One tequila-two tequila-three tequila –four! Line em up bartender. Whaaa’s just starting to loosen up.
You think you're up for that whaaa?
Just don't take me to any cat house, but if its cats you're into…I’ll put on my cat woman costume for
ya….. meow, meow
Don't forget the duct tape, we might need to tape my tail, and whiskers back on later!
Did I ever tell you about my old neighbor…Oh My Gosh, that was the funniest thing ever…true story too. He had his wife and I laughing so hard I
thought I was gonna pee my pants. Speaking of tequila, we were talking about shots of tequila, and he said “I couldn't ever remember is you were
supposed to lick, suck and drink, or suck, lick and drink, or do you drink suck and lick?” Oh damn that was so funny! He was laughing so hard he
could barely spit the sentence out.
Yeah what the heck was a German shepherd doing in a cat house anyway? German shepherds hate cats, trust me I know… I had a shepherd try to eat my
cat once. Poor little kitty.
E-B….don’t you dare say anything flippant, or I’ll duct tape you to the wall.
I think I'll go out on the patio and chill out with desert for a few before whaaa drags me off like a cave woman, I mean a cat woman! It's a good
thing I got all my long hair cut off a few months back
Desert, do you need a drink out there? How about some more of those lime peanuts?